Hello there

Hello my beautiful docks and scissors <3

[sw0ape4ter]

Ginseng cookie my beloved

Name: Theodore

pronouns: xe/he/it in order of preference (very small preference tho, and I love alternating pronouns)

Gender: trigender and genderflux

fandoms: TADC, CRK, WoF, Murder Drones, SFAWTDE

strawpage + pronoun page:

@Sw0ape4ter • Pronouns.page

Usage examples of personal pronouns and gender neutral language.

Side blogs under cut

Officalverse:

@evilpineapple-offical

@the-one-offical

@asteri-offical

@confused-gayboy-offical

@hornet-offical

@everywhere-offical

@god-of-stars-offical

Ask blogs:

@dark-chocos-regret

Gimmick blogs:

@buff-no-one

Art blog:

@sw0apw4ter

Vent blog:

@whattheswoap

Ginseng cookie:

Idk what else to put here but PLEASE TALK TO ME

[tired-shipper]

happy pride month

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[moniquill]

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

[hc-svnt-dracones]

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

[pendragyn]

ancient Egyptian robes

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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[marlynnofmany]

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

[tieras]

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

[deliciouswastelandgoddess]

The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

[assessthatdress]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[no-one-offical]

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[definitely-ao3-offical]

[sw0ape4ter]

bro can i get some Crk tips you're the first person i could think of

gamble whenever you can. There is no skill involved. Keep up with the meta (most OP cookies in the arena)

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

gambling is spending money on the gacha right

[sw0ape4ter]

yea. If there’s a featured gacha always use that

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[sw0ape4ter]

bro can i get some Crk tips you're the first person i could think of

gamble whenever you can. There is no skill involved. Keep up with the meta (most OP cookies in the arena)

[grapefruit-offical]

I want to fistfight someone ^^

[squidiot-official]

I want to fist someone ^^

[sw0ape4ter]

that’s crazy

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[100percent-shell-oil]

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

Also I’m queueing this for next year too. At the time of writing it is 9:35 am on June 11th

[unyieldingsilence]

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[superlesbianvampire-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.

Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)

@nug-offical @ashelf66 @yoursleepdemon @orangesystem @eggman-eggpire-offical @appo777yon @redhotandchilly @fay-offical @light-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog @bra1n-offical @dat-solider @did-you-know-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @lilalienz4ever @being-offical @commerical-break-offical@cupheadreincarnatedofficial @h2o-offical @jetix @teapotsofficalyup @definitely-ao3-offical @copilot-offical @momoka-angelz @ur-least-favorite-gal-offical @imjustthereformyfandoms07 @trashkidofficial @confusedfroggirl @sparrowlesbianism @wyvern-iguess @plinnkplonk @averageviolaplayer@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical @cenovis-official @

[eredin-offical]

I am not a human. It is insulting you think I am one of those pathetic dh'oine.

[sw0ape4ter]

hey……. Being human is a-okay. Especially since the only difference between elves and humans is pointy ears and sometimes magic

[eredin-offical]

That is not the only difference. Aen Elle are taller, more intelligent, and are far superior to your species.

[sw0ape4ter]

Bet

what’s 48 squared

[eredin-offical]

48 squared is 2304. Did you seriously doubt the Aen Elle's abilities?

[sw0ape4ter]

Yk being bad at maths really isn’t paying off right now. Uh. Where in the body is the humorous

[eredin-offical]

In the upper arm. I know this because if I break a bone, I will need to know what bone it is so my mages can determine what would be the most efficient way to heal it. Not that it matters at the moment.

[sw0ape4ter]

I hate being stupid

uhhhhhhhh…

Ykw yeah humans do kinda suck. We caused climate change. And some of us are British or French.

[eredin-offical]

You see? I have been right about you humans being inferior and impractical all this time. You finally understand.

[sw0ape4ter]

I do probably know stuff you don’t, but that’s just because of autism. And uh. Evil Pineapple.

[eredin-offical]

Perhaps. But I assure you, my species is more intelligent, as I have proven.

[sw0ape4ter]

IM LITERALLY A CHILD

[eredin-offical]

A child? No wonder you are incredibly annoying.

[sw0ape4ter]

siiiigh this is homophobic and transphobic actually

[shandzii]

I dont go here (ovenbreak) but my pookie likes them so lmao

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

On the bus rn chat

[sw0ape4ter]

my shoes are better

[definitely-ao3-offical]

How can you wear shoes?

[sw0ape4ter]

with my legs. Fuck off. I have proofs

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Cookie clicker if it was trans… estrogen and testosterone cookies…

[lachrymose-lyricist]

cookie run kingdom??

[ghostlybluetrain]

trying to design a character: "fuck uhhh i know they want gold jewelry??? how you ask? idk man they just told me. ya know how it is. what skin tone are they? what do their voice sound like? what are their political views? no idea they havent told me yet"

[dailycatsblog]