[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[jovan]

[gifstelevision]

[bluerunawaydog]

I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

are you guys srsly making headcanons abt bill clinton

[geekorunique]

You know, I used to find it insulting that I was barred from your special little club, but now I realize I lack the flexibility to become a member. I could never get my head far enough up my own ass. 

[best-of-memes]

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[thursday]

[lostcoldlove]

i hate when old people glare at me for a really long time like ok judith sorry that slavery isn’t legal anymore maybe u should go knit your deathbed now

[mens-rights-activia]

me when I hear my neighbor with the Trump 2016 lawn sign screaming for help

[insomniarama]

The real tragedy in ASOIAF is that Ser Ilyn Payne has the greatest rap name in Westeros but can’t speak.

[leerings]

you know its over when you stop reading about their sign in the zodiac posts

[frankoceanfanclub]

im losing my mind

[autohaste]

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

[euthanizeallwhitepeople-deactiv]

oh

my

god

[werewolf1997]

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

[frankoceanfanclub]

Lmfao look at this comment

[syedmasood]

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

[shuttersmiley]

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

[imj]

Is that chicken raw???

[benryhenson]

?????? What do British people put on their chicken?????? Goddam they gotta put something on it

[kushandwizdom]

There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Nietzsche

via http://twitter.com/goodquoteco

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

[pandaspwnz]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

[andrewpauldost-deactivated20130]

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

[lipsitck]

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.