hi

Laura 28

[bewbin]

Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[petermorwood]

Hat off to @geigergearz’s Mum for prompting a serious chuckle! :->

[lupethotsx-deactivated20250321]

His and hers matching bite marks

[jame7t]

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

[noelle-ism]

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

[artsytoad]

Jacek Yerka, Eruption 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

[narcissistcookbook]

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I've always wanted to know how to do something.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Average 2020s movie being "too political": girl power! quick background kiss between two gay extras! one single black guy!

Average "non-political" 70s movie: the government is hiding a global conspiracy that is warming the planet and will kill us all and also the cops are evil

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[flavoracle]

One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.

Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.

[leolaroot]

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

[missroserose]

[leolaroot]

lets all click on the source of the gif

[9cl]

[virtualgirladvance]

[idontevenhaveone]

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

[antikate]

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

[harlemshakemp3]

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

[harlemshakemp3]

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

[harlemshakemp3]

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

[marithlizard]

I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

[microwavedfurby]

I needed to draw the crinkly thing...

[leodun-world]

Richard X Zawitz - “Tangle” lamp (1982)

[macleod]

[thememedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]