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[glassbonespaperskin]

[twixnmix]

Michael Jackson sitting on his Mercedes-Benz W126 at his Hayvenhurst home in Encino, 1985.

Photo by Sam Emerson

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[tsunglasses]

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

[capricornhumor]

[irdefka]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Can you imagine pretending to be feminist but in the same breath denouncing an Afro Caribbean cultural tradition and implying that any woman who partake as in it is inherently anti-feminist and not a “strong female”?

[yexn]

“afro caribbean cultural tradition” what a reach.. even for a libfem

[shewearspants]

@yexn how abt you go reach up inna yuh mada

[27-tater-tots]

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

my goal is to be kindhearted, have soft hair, and always smell like flowers.

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☆

[gogomrbrown]

favorite sign

[doublehoeee7]

Aye that’s at my school

[luvmangosdope]

Yessss this

[lesbianshepard]

please watch brooklyn 99

[welcometothe11thhouse]

sun + moon = your personality

sun + rising = your aura 

sun + mercury = your voice

sun + mars = your drive

sun + venus = your love style

moon + venus = your heart 

moon + mars = your natural instinct 

venus + mars = your sexuality 

all of the above = you

[zodiacsociety]

YES!

[rockinrye]

“My dad ran Barack Obama’s campaign for congressman. And when I was eight years old, Barack Obama showed up at my house while on a campaign trail. He told me Chancelor means kings. That’s my real name. It’s Chancelor.”

CHANCE THE RAPPER FOR TEEN VOGUE (x)

[whiitejeans-deactivated20200127]

me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

[youngbloodbuzz]

how am i, as a millennial who grew up with the first two mummy movies, supposed to take the mummy (2017) seriously?

[zooheaded]

Perfection cannot be eclipsed.

[shinykari]

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.