saturnine and iron jaw

Zoo, 30s, Bi/Queer, Married, parent, GNC af, She/They/He, more Left than most of you, wannabe mycologist, writhing optimist, animal toucher, fortean enthusiast, Area Man, Daywalker, fumbling symbologist, noted nemophilist, grimdark connoisseur, geck wrangler, sidewinder, wretched little man apologist. Diablo and Mando trash. On Ao3 under the same handle.

[zooheaded]

Things I wrote on purpose - on AO3

An obscene amount of Diablo 3 fic, as well as The Mandalorian, Dragon Age, and True Detective

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[inthefallofasparrow]

Schrödinger's Tortoise

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dynit]

[chemical-etk]

グー練

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[astrotheyge]

Wish you could see this, Rock. Rocky can see. Boring.

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[yunyun160]

[mr-anthill3]

A little sketch of Lyndon the scoundrel from Diablo III.

I'll finish it someday.

(I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO MUCH AHHHH I LOVE HIM ILOVEHIMILOVEHIMILOVEHIM HE IS MY HUSBAND GUYS HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET BUT I DON'T CARE I LOVE HIM)

[mr-anthill3]

How he is looking at the moment!

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[chemical-etk]

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[pupperish]

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love