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[n1ightw1ng]

[01101010-01100100]

i’m going to be honest.. *reaches into my mouth and pulls out some teeth*

[catchymemes]

[luvnaught]

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

[flufflyspartan110]

@beastlysoul

[gallusrostromegalus]

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

doctor on a television show performing a life or death surgery: alexa this is so sad play how to save a life by the fray 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

I fucking love Irish slang like it’s the most creative craft ever.

Today I heard a coffin being referred to as a “wooden onesie” in the sentence “Ah jayysus, me nanny looks better than ye and she’s in a bleedin wooden onesie” and it was honestly life changing

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

[bryantsupreme]

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾

[imsoshive]

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[dajo42]

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

[bluelivesaintshit]

The ghosts are holding your hands

[dajo42]

how romantic……

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

[teenscoolest]

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