Kinda like a feminist

But for swag. clyde/18/co

[jame7t]

[seaincense-deactivated-deactiva]

You’d all love to know the story behind this wouldn’t you

[seafucker]

friends that sin together win together

[ruinedchildhood]

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

[swagiist]

for the past few days everything in my house has smelled like eggs and i honestly believe this is what hell is like

[catholicaesthetic]

What a joy! I do love to donate, You’re looking so handsome lately, if I might add.

[swagiist]

you have such a kind, and gentle soul. and i have no idea what you’re talking about. i’ve always been hot? i’m just getting hotter,

[catholicaesthetic]

swagiist You’re right… you’re so right. How’s that dollar a day treating you

[swagiist]

of course im right. when am i wrong??  oh my god?? it’s doing wonders. im already lookin 10x swaggier thankds to your kind donations 

[anon80509]

[swagiist]

rotgoth replied to your post:who even started calling it the birds and the bees

I always figured it had something to do with how bees pollinate and birds have eggs / mother their young.

well thats not as funny as i thought itd be 8/

[swagiist]

scoutshonorablemention replied to your post:scoutshonorablemention replied to your...

Well, fine. I wasn’t gonna let you come, anyways. Enjoy your quality time with your hand, Dorkovan

me and steven will have a wonderful night NOT being on a lame ass camping trip 

[swagiist]

scoutshonorablemention replied to your post:scoutshonorablemention replied to your post:...

Do you wanna go??? On a camping trip, that is. I can’t fight you, or I’ll get a demerit.

[swagiist]

chvrchyard replied to your post: lets talk about our lord and savior: me

No.

[swagiist]

scoutshonorablemention replied to your post: scoutshonorablemention replied to your...

Excuse me, but my 23 merit badges signify that I am far superior to you

is this a joke

[swagiist]

who even started calling it the birds and the bees

[swagiist]

my dad just tried to have ‘the talk’ with me

[swagiist]

lets talk about our lord and savior: me

[swagiist]

scoutshonorablemention replied to your post:honestly who actually drinks 7-8 cups of water a...

I do, but I also spend entire days outside on hikes and camping trips

what the fuck is wrong with you. that stuff is so gross