#i hate eggs

[chuu-chuu-train]

i hope i don't have to eat something like eggs tomorrow

[relapsitis]

boiled eggs are peak w8 loss food damn.. . if only eggs weren't so fucking GROSS

[akumasheep]

how do you like eat ing eggs

In cake

[pimtoney]

GUYS. jesus has FOUR STEERING WHEELS AND FOUR WHEELING WHEELS. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS AND I DIDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT BUT NO. HE HAS 4 WHEELS ON THE ROAD AND 4 WHEELS IN HIS HAND. THIS IS ABSURD.

[dramas-vs-novels]

Same Pharm. I would rather pass out from sexual overexertion than eat a hardboiled egg.

[robbie-roo]

one fun fact about me is I absolutely hate eggs

the smell gets to me and I start gaging the taste is awful I can barely eat scrambled eggs with a fuck ton of cheese if I even taste too much egg in a dish I can't finish it it's made breakfast out really annoying

anyway my college has a little build your own pasta bar where a guy will take your order for ingredients and then will warm it all up on a stove but they don't take names or anything so you just have to wait around and watch for your food which STRESSES ME OUT

however I forgot that on weekends this amazing pasta bar that always completes my meal at this dining hall turns into an omlette bar on the weekends until dinner time (5ish)

so I go to get my pasta and I order mushrooms because I always get mushrooms and marinara and whatever pasta they have that isn't spaghetti (nothing against spaghetti I just get self conscious eating it in public since it's so awkward to eat without getting some on your face) and then I look to point at the sauce I want because I have pretty bad anxiety I often forget the words for what I want as I'm ordering and I see there's no sauce

and then I shift to look at the pastas and see its just two tubs of egg and the guy taking my oder is like "...just mushrooms?" and the guy who usually cooks the pasta goes "its omlettes today" and I'm thinking 'oh shit he recognizes me? is my anxiety that memorable?' because I always look anxious as FUCK waiting for my food around dinner time because it gets really hectic

and I panic because there's already mushrooms on the pan and so I say "oh that's fine" and order sausage because that'll help mask the flavor of egg right?

and then I'm texting my roomate brytni and I'm like "bro I fucked up" and tell her about all this and then say "I didn't even ask for cheese I fucked up" because the only way I can even choke down eggs is if I can basically only taste the cheese and as I'm waiting two other orders come out and I'm not paying attention so I try to peek at them and tell if it's mine and as I'm doing so the pasta guy kinda shows me how he's working on mine next and I'm like

"ah haha sorry!" and sit down and my anxiety is going CRAZY and finally my order comes out he holds it out to me specifically instead of putting it on the counter and then asks if I want cheese

he didn't ask anyone else that I noticed and I'm like "omfg a way out" so I say yes please and apologize (idk why) and take my food and go to choke this thing down

I am three bites in and it's too egg- the smell is getting to me the mushrooms can't save me the cheese isn't enough I haven't even had half of this I feel so bad

anyways that's my fun little story I hate eggs

[haventseensun]

will you crack under pressure?

tumblr ruined the quality so you have to zoom in or idk find this on twitter

[j3lle]

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