Swagless Butch

Bla bla blaaaa i dont care im crazyyyyyyy

[swaglessbutch]

BACK UP?????

[swaglessbutch]

You ever have a ship so personal you can’t even read mediocre fics about it? Because like, you don’t get them, stop talking about them you don’t get them

[swaglessbutch]

The hottest medvegitova you can imagine/write is where the Olympic gold is involved/physically in the room between them. Like the weight of it makes them have to confront their tether to each other and how much they hate it/yearn for it/bothers them.

[swaglessbutch]

Heyyyyy so I’m getting from your blog that you like FS and TDWP (and Sachston)! Me too!! If so who are your fav skaters / fav programs AND what’d you think of tdwp2?

I am so happy someone asked 😁😁😁😇✌️✌️✌️ my favs are Alina mainly because of many things not necessarily related to her skating but I feel a kindred with her. I also love Liza and Aliona and Wakaba. My fav programs I mean… this is really basic but in memoriam is fucking superb I find myself rewatching Alysa’s MacArthur park performance a lot but tbh I watch a lot of Aliona and Liza and Wakaba. I actually was really pleasantly surprised by TDWP 2 ! I came in because the first one is genuinely one of my favs of all time and I just had to see the second one but I was expecting mid sequel slop (fan service/mid plot/ guest appearances…) yet the plot was incredibly solid I think, the character writing was top tier (genuinely felt like what these people would be like 20 years later). This movie chose to focus on the fashion aspect more than the first one (the first one is more all about Andy and her relationship with Miranda) this is about what the world of fashion has become 20 years later, an introspective piece on how the industry has changed through the eyes of these past characters. I was really surprised that in this day and age it was explicitly anti Ai.

The worst part was definitely the addition of Andy’s boyfriend, so incredibly unnecessary? Like genuinely who wrote this?

What I can say is that this movie made me solidly a Sachston fan after being more mirandy before.

[lulvera]

Does anyone ever just sit and think about how young all of the team tutberidze skaters are? Like what do you mean currently zhenya is 26, yulia is 28, Alina is 24, aliona and Anna are 22, Sasha’s 21, and Daria and kamila are 20?? Like that is the average age of the international skaters currently competing in fs?? It really gives you a perspective on not only the scale of their achievements at a young age, but how young most of them retired???! How young they were/are while dealing with such injuries?? It feels like their era was a lifetime ago when it’s barley been a decade since yulia won the team event

[swaglessbutch]

We have to kidnap that woman and keep her in a basement blindfolded and dehydrated feeding her only dry bread at intervals of 3 days at a time. This is the only way

[swaglessbutch]

“Can I ask you something actually?”

[cannibalchicken]

[meanlesbiansforpresident]

Haven’t made one of these in a bit, I hope you didn’t starve

[meanlesbiansforpresident]

they’re both insane. fantastic

[forthedarkness]

procrastinating doing my actual job by making these for my sachston fic lmao

fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85184431

oh and here are the edited images and some sticker pngs. NO AI WAS USED. fuck AI. you don’t need it, you just need photoshop, canva, and a dream.

[swaglessbutch]

Is there a World Cup/ football tumblr? Does that side even exist ?

[arimakafu]

[swaglessbutch]

Me and my friend ignoring that we kissed 3 days ago and just not mentioning it. Talking about homework and food like

[reyislavender]

Received a « hows life » text…

im so sorry im the one youre tryna see cuz im a mess and scared so ill just avoid u convinced i made a huge mistake ruining our friendship

like im NOT THAT GUY😭

[reyislavender]

SHE JUST SAID SHES LEAVING FOR MONTREAL>>>:???S?S?<LD:LS>

[swaglessbutch]

WHAT?.!:!’snvvvv????

[swaglessbutch]

I’m so scared she wants to hook up again but she has no idea I’m fucking petrified

[swaglessbutch]

She’s coming over. I’m actually the worst person on earth. Fuckkk she should’ve fallen for someone who knew what they were doing. My default move is doing nothing cuz I’m scared. FUCK

I’m legit gonna ruin her night by doing nothing. No moves nada.

I hope I can get obliterated drunk

[swaglessbutch]

Me and my friend ignoring that we kissed 3 days ago and just not mentioning it. Talking about homework and food like

[reyislavender]

Received a « hows life » text…

im so sorry im the one youre tryna see cuz im a mess and scared so ill just avoid u convinced i made a huge mistake ruining our friendship

like im NOT THAT GUY😭

[reyislavender]

SHE JUST SAID SHES LEAVING FOR MONTREAL>>>:???S?S?<LD:LS>

[swaglessbutch]

WHAT?.!:!’snvvvv????

[swaglessbutch]

I’m so scared she wants to hook up again but she has no idea I’m fucking petrified

[swaglessbutch]

Me and my friend ignoring that we kissed 3 days ago and just not mentioning it. Talking about homework and food like

[reyislavender]

Received a « hows life » text…

im so sorry im the one youre tryna see cuz im a mess and scared so ill just avoid u convinced i made a huge mistake ruining our friendship

like im NOT THAT GUY😭

[reyislavender]

SHE JUST SAID SHES LEAVING FOR MONTREAL>>>:???S?S?<LD:LS>

[swaglessbutch]

WHAT?.!:!’snvvvv????

[swaglessbutch]

Me and my friend ignoring that we kissed 3 days ago and just not mentioning it. Talking about homework and food like

[swaglessbutch]