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freyacrescentshangover-deactiva

Cry me a fucking river

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ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624

MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂

tiktoksthataregood-ish

the-void-8-my-soul-deactivated2

OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

wikizooia-deactivated20241007

Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

algrolo

blurchur

Never let this die

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

KIM POSSIBLE RP

“bueno nacho anyone????”

mikerambo-deactivated20160712

Tell me more about…Nacho

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

“Wait. Dude. Don’t tell me you don’t know about nachos…? You CAN’T NOT know about nachos!! Corn chips grown on God’s precious corn fields. Cheese produced from. Well the cheese is processed BUT IT’S STILL AWESOME!”

mikerambo-deactivated20160712

Cheese and corn chips…..Excellent….with these nachos, I shall build my kingdom! Will you lend me your strength, Ron Stoppable?

moami

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

nuguflops

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

genevawashere-deactivated202107

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

bloodsisters-deactivated2023013

funniest radfem sex take was “it is literally impossible to take pleasure in giving a blowjob”

me1o6ia

prokopetz

Reading about Ancient Greece is is like listening to a professor go “actually, [fucked up thing you may have heard] was not broadly true of Classical Greek society, and the inhabitants of most city-states would have found the idea disturbing”, and then a voice from the back of the room calls out “except for Athens!”, and the professor just sighs and is like “yes, thank you, Timmy… except for Athens”.

cheesetheory

“Ancient Greece was very fucked up” factoid actually just statistical error. Average ancient Greek person only somewhat fucked up. Athens Georgicles, who lived in Athens & was unfathomably fucked up, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

catasters

pulse-and-conjure

BINGUS NO

needlepointcursewords

Et Tu, Bingus?

picsthatmakeyougohmm

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

*pirate woman on 1600s tinder voice* aye they call me The Peg......and not because of me fake leg 😏

nudityandnerdery

"D'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" "Oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her."

midiport

amazon primate chimpanzee delivery

If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

skarchomp

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

bananahomo

jealousy isn’t the way bro

htcd

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

bananahomo

you take that back right fucking now

scififantasystuff

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(