Arthur Morgan,
He uses a gun,
He thinks shooting people is fun,
This is a gross bastardization of his character overall,
And he loves it when he takes a fall,
He abuses his coworkers at the bar,
He drinks a lot, heâs baked like a tater tot,
Nobody recognizes him,
He canât talk to anyone,
He can only say one single pun,
He forgot how to read,
The only thing he knows is a bottle of whiskey,
His mind is stopping him from being truly free,
His insanity wonât leave him be,
Even Dutch didnât have it this bad, and Dutch got infected by the Fresh Sans parasite, so he rides a skateboard and says words like âradâ,
Arthur Morgan,
He craves LV,
His mind wonât set him free,
He has jaundice all the time, his skin is as bright as pee,
He often gets confused for Bart Simpson,
He carries his face around in a jar that he keeps by his door,
Heâs trying his best not to make it too bad,
He knows that he should take a sad song and make it better,
But all he sees are walruses and ketchup bottles,
What choice does he have but to go put on a show,
Heâs waiting for someone to perform with,
He plays Undertale during his free time, but heâs forgotten how to rhyme,
His horse is dead, he killed it,
He was sick and tired of cleaning up horse shit,
When he tries to talk, his voice falls off into a squawk,
He sounds like a hawk,
He wasnât always like this,
He got injected with determination,
It gave him jaundice and the skin like piss,
All he wants now is to terminate the entire nation,
He doesnât believe in the concept of a table,
He thinks itâs all a fable,
Tables exist in his universe, unfortunately for him,
But at least everyone else likes tables, fortunate for them,
And unfortunately, this Arther can talk normally,
He just thinks itâs really funny to make puns and squawk,
He doesnât avoid tables, he just thinks theyâre fables,
He has tried to open a dark fountain in a mountain before, but it didnât work,
His favorite pastime activity is attempting to play chess with just a fork,
The determination broke other things besides his speech, you can tell,
It caused his mind to break in other ways, like if you tried to ring a broken bell
