Swagyapples

[swagyapples]

You’re gonna sit here and tell me Alexander Hamilton and John Lauren’s didn’t love each other even after you read those letters??? Get out of my house.

[thesomehero-dude]

Hamilton: ask me why I love you

Laurens: is this a trap?

Hamilton: just ask

Laurens: why do you love-

Hamilton, pulling up a slideshow: I’m glad you asked!

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Aaron: what are you doing? I’m talking to you

Alex: I’m live tweeting this dumbass conversation.

[h-x-l-p-l-e-s-s-deactivated2024]

Laurens: Wait, did you hear that? It sounds like despair.

Hamilton: That was probably me.

Laurens: No, no. Not bitterness. Despair.

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HA 💀

[herewithstupid]

My body is a prison and I am but a simple harmonica looking for someone to fucking blow me

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AHAH IM SHITTING MYSELF 💀

[beeshavethrees]

Random doodles.

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UGH YOURE SO TALENTED I LOVE ❤️

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John Laurens: I wanted to make fun of stupid people and get drunk, my true two passions

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Jefferson: gonna be honest, I hate you but I also wanna kiss you.

Alex: sucks to suck.

[jefferoni-quotes]

quick rant thats been on my mind lately : why do so many people give john ONE personality trait (being gay for hamilton) ?? like this dude almost killed someone on purpose why are you making him an uwu cinnamon roll ?

I HAVE NO IDEA AND IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH

Headcannons are fun and all, but I’ve always felt like this borders on fetishisation. Like sure, make characters fall in love, but give them a personality instead of their whole personality being an obsession with another character. It creeps me out. It started out annoying, then very quickly becomes fetishisation. I have no problems with headcannons, but at some point it becomes an OC with the same name. I dunno, this certain headcannon always rubbed me the wrong way - and probably plays into my distaste of lams.

[swagyapples]

I completely agree! John laurens was such a badass, and sarcastic af, I get it I love lams as well, but it’s seriously not that hard to read a couple of letters to get a better perspective on John Laurens. And if you don’t want to read letters because old English doesn’t make sense to you, rewatch or listen to the Hamilton sound track and go off of there. For the love of god stoping making Johns only personality trait beinging in love with ham.

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The hamilsquad as songs I really like (go listen to these and tell me if the are accurate)

Eliza: session 32 - summer walker

Angelica: broken clocks - SZA

Peggy: loose lips - Kimya Dawson

John: I was all over her - salvia Plath

Alexander: Chanel - frank ocean

Hercules: location - Khalid

Lafayette: banana clip - Miguel

Aaron: breeze blocks - alt-j

Maria: sex money feelings die (slowed version) - lykke Li

[swagyapples]

Alex: awww babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

John: we’re married...

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Did I just pre-order all the Hamilton funko pops?? Why yes,yes I did.

Side note: I will now be selling a kidney to fix the hole in my pocket, so If anyone’s interested dm me.

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Lafayette: and here’s my home library!

Lafayette: I don’t actually read the books, I just have them so people think I’m intellectual.

Alexander: are these picture books?

Lafayette: no comment.

[rocen-matner]

SHOT!

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This is so cool I love it!!!

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Ok I have this head cannon for lams where Alexander is like a bitch to everyone and the only way to calm him down is to get John involved for example

Alex: Fuck you Jefferson you two faced bitch!

Mulligan: we should do something

Lafayette: yeah.......JOHN!!!

*john bursts through the door like the kool aid man*

John: what did he do now? *sees Jefferson taunting Alex*

John: Jesus Christ, ALEXANDER KNOCK IT OFF

Alex: BUT HE STARTED-

Jefferson: really? You need your boyfriend to help you- *john punches the shit out of him*

Alex: oh shi-

John: *drags away Alex by his ear*

Jefferson: *pain*

Mulligan and Lafayette: *hyena laughter*

Alex: *visbile confusion and awe*

Alex: ........that was hot.

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Can we talk about how ghostin by arianna grande is such a lams song like I can’t listen to it the same way. In conclusion, I’m ugly crying.

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Hercules mulligan literally has too much swag for you bitches