~Shimmer~

Femboy, faunlet, furfag. Perverted and permaregressed, pastel puppything. Canine + Marsupial Werecreature. Shapeshifting swamp-slime sparklecryptid. New blog for me to post horny thoughts and whatever else. Proship, profic, prokink. 18+ only! he/him

[swampshimmer]

About Me:

Non-human therian. Canine and Marsupial.

Male, but not in a human or strictly binary way. Dogboy gender.

Bisexual + Objectumsexual + Fictosexual

Taken by my big bro!

Perma-regressed. Adolescent animal in a grown man's body.

I have so many kinks! Quite a few may be considered "dark," and/or "hard." Proceed with caution if things like that bother you.

I'm more dominant than you probably think!

(insert proper kink list here later!)

No DNI but I block bigots (radfems included,) pro-contact creeps, and any other irredeemable assholes or dangerous people I encounter.

Full disclosure:

30+ bodily age, white-privileged, male-adjacent, U.S. American.

If anything makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me.

I'm here to make friends, so if you aren't friend material, a block is no loss to me.

[pureartsblog]

Simon Eckert

[milksockets]

extreme fetish magazine holiday 1999

[pureartsblog]

Frank R. Paul, 1940

[swampshimmer]

This is one of those unpopular opinions I'm sure...

I know people like to see skin, it's "sexy" or whatever, but I just think people look better when their clothes fit.

If your shorts are wedged up your crack with half your buttcheeks hanging out, it looks awkward (and uncomfortable!) and that's way less hot to me.

[pureartsblog]

Tim Hildebrandt

[vanilla-tearz]

It feels like (to me) people will find any excuse to blame anybody but their abusers for their abuse. "Loli art has been used to groom kids" you are aware that it wasn't the artwork doing the grooming, right? That was a real living human person. The groomer groomed you, not a drawing of a young looking anime girl.

[kriosv]

[sals-sonic]

I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[katlovesshrimps]

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

[shotayandere]

How you gonna preach about fandom etiquette then be proship dni.

[swampshimmer]

I realize that, no matter how much I may wish to, I cannot No True Scotsman a word out of the hands of those who would dilute its meaning.

but I sure do hate the way devotee is thrown around in certain communities.

You can have an attraction, kink, fetish, or paraphilia for disabled people, but if you don't actually intend to devote yourself to providing for the care needs of a disabled lover, you are not a devotee. So many people who identify as devs just treat disabled people like objects. It's bad enough that I don't even like to call myself one, even though my attraction to disabled people is right out there for all to see.

[swampshimmer]

My brother and I are monogamous but we are open to the idea of a cuck sub. A blackmailed pervert mommy/daddy sub or a baby sibling to tease would be fun.

[disaster-whore]

it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

[heyguffaw]

🎀WRAPPED!💝- It's Uli and Squawk!

[stone-plush]

plushies in panties, thigh highs, lingerie, collars, harnesses and stockings