TOO DAMN OLD FOR ANY OF THIS.

Certified freighter mechanic with over 20 years of experience. Not nearly patient enough to deal with all o' you and your antics.

[swanseamechanic1962]

\\ PHEW

\\ Just finished redoing the entire tagging system since anon from a while ago made me realize there were probably a LOT of tags I was clogging up, and the very idea of not having consistent tags on my posts to at least somewhat reliably sort through the blog with makes me want to eat a building. While I'm here, I suppose I may as well pin up some useful meta information now that I have a system I'm happy with:

Blog is primarily set in a pre-crash timeline, though considering how many differing-timeline iterations of every character are present in other askblogs, the rules are pretty vague and thus can be ignored without much consequence. Go ham, basically. I have two jobs to hold down plus classes so please don’t assume I’m abandoning the blog if I go without posting for a while! It’s been pretty hard to make time lately, haha.

CREW TAGS*

Curly

Jimmy

Anya

Daisuke

Ensemble cast

*characters tagged based on mention/appearance regardless of whether other rp blogs interact. for interactions with other crew rp blogs, see the #crewtalk tag. this will include rp threads.

I draw sometimes! My art tag is #drawnsea. Reblogs are tagged #swanseablog (pronounced swanseablog). Might be obvious, but OOC messages will be typed with backslashes (\\ example).

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If you've read all the way to the bottom, there's a chance you may or may not be relatively interested in the ever-expanding Mouthwashing RP scene(TM). To that end, I've been compiling a little list of all the existing RP blogs I know of just in case; a few of them already appear in the Pink Polle Club directory, but the ones that haven't been added yet I'll add here.

(P.S. If your name appears on this list and you'd like me to remove it, I will happily do so! Please feel free to ask. /gen)

CURLY blogs: @\captain-g-curly @\mouthwashingcapcurly @\curlygrant44 @\tulparscaptain @\ask-captain-curly

JIMMY blogs: @\copilotjimmy @\cptjimmy @\captain-jimmy @\jimmy-tulparco-pilot (AU) @\responsiblecaptainjimmy

ANYA blogs: @\youvegotsomesadeyes @\nurseanya404 @\anyanumber1nurse @\anya-the-nurse @\anya-mouth-washing @\stripped-shirts-and-the-moon

DAISUKE blogs: @\intern-daisuke @\daisukegamerboy69 @\thecoolestintern @\suk1-suki-daisuki @\traineedaisuke @\c10s3-y0ur-3y3s (strictly post-mortem Daisuke) @\hibiscus-daiisuke @\daisuketherizzlerman @\copilot-daisuke (AU) @\daisukes-adventures @\askdaisuke

@\daisuke-therealest

SWANSEA blogs: swanseamechanic1962 (you're here.) @\ask-swansea

CORPORATE (🤢🤢🤢) blogs: @\polle-sci

If there are any you think I missed, I'd really appreciate a heads-up!

[taggedmemes]

GLIMPSES OF THE PAST: a headcanon / prompt collection because sometimes it's not enough to write about your muse's past and how it affects them, you just gotta write a little scene. these prompts are designed to be a little writing prompt related to your character's past, essentially!

send FORGED for a scene from my muse's past that they think made them stronger in the long run

send REMINDED for a scene from my muse's past in which they encountered something that reminded them of a difficult experience / trauma

send CONFESSED for a scene from my muse's past in which they revealed a secret about themselves to someone

send TRICKED for a scene from my muse's past in which they misled, tricked, or lied to someone

send IMPRESSED for a scene from my muse's past in which they tried to impress someone, successfully or not

send ACHIEVED for a scene from my muse's past in which they completed / achieved something they were proud of

send CHANGED for a scene from my muse's past that represented a turning point in their life

send DIFFERENT for a scene from my muse's past that they feel changed their outlook / personality / etc, for the better or worse

send CRITICAL for a scene from my muse's past in which they thought about / were reminded of something they're insecure about

send SCOLDED for a scene from my muse's past in which someone told them off, justifiably or not

send STRAINED for a scene from my muse's past in which they interact with someone they have a difficult relationship with

send SOBBED for a scene from my muse's past in which they broke down in tears

send LOST for a scene from my muse's past in which they felt lost, literally or figuratively

send BLINDSIDED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were betrayed or shocked by what someone did

send INJURED for a scene from my muse's past in which they sustained a significant injury

send AFRAID for a scene from my muse's past in which they were scared / under threat

send HELPED for a scene from my muse's past in which someone helped / saved them

send CAUGHT for a scene from my muse's past in which they were caught doing something they shouldn't

send BLUSHED for a scene from my muse's past in which they received a compliment that really got to them

send VICIOUS for a scene from my muse's past in which someone said something cruel that really got to them

send SWOONED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were infatuated with someone

send PINNED for a scene from my muse's past in which they were stuck somewhere, literally or figuratively

send GRIEVED for a scene from my muse's past in which they had recently lost someone / something

send MORTAL for a scene from my muse's past in which they had a brush with death, either themselves or someone close to them

[pony--in-express--archived]

If you want to be added or removed, please comment on this post!

LIST OF MOUTHWASHING RP BLOGS

SWANSEA

@ask-swansea @crashstranded || + CURLY @daisuke-was-here @swan-and-bolts @swansea-honks @swanseamechanic1962

[swanseamechanic1962]

\\ yippee <3

[copilotjimmy]

the 5 human jimlings:

LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DONT YOU HARASS THE OTHERS. LIKE. LIKE @swanseamechanic1962 !!! LIKE @intern-daisuke !!! IM NOT ALLOWED TO PING ANYA ANYMORE BUT!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE

[swanseamechanic1962]

BIG NOTE: I AM NOT AVAILABLE FOR HARASSMENT AT THE MOMENT NOR WILL I BE AVAILABLE EVER. Please continue directing all incredibly funny obnoxious happenstances to @copilotjimmy for the foreseeable future. Thanks for obliging.

[im-xzikill]

Swansea’s wife design☀️

[swanseamechanic1962]

chat space doesn't have good wifi are we cooked

- @daisuke-therealest

Told you my name is Swansea, kid, quit callin’ me that. It’s seriously starting to worry me.

Anyway, how old are ya—19? You can find some other way to entertain yourself, can’t ya? Back in my day, we didn’t need all of this “social media” nonsense to keep us occupied, we just did what we were asked and fucked around the rest of the time.

…don’t start tyin’ knots in the wiring again, by the way. In case you thought that made a good excuse.

(@daisuke-therealest)

[daisuke-therealest]

Mb mb!!!!

well yeah but back in ur day there were like, dodos and shit!!! ofc u didn't have social media!!!!

. . what if i tie a braid in it instead-

[swanseamechanic1962]

[Swansea pointedly ignores the jab at his age.]

You land yourself in Nurse Anya’s office another time, I’m giving you the full liberty of explaining yourself.

And anyway, braids are knots, so there’s another piece of homework you need to get workin’ on.

[swanseamechanic1962]

chat space doesn't have good wifi are we cooked

- @daisuke-therealest

Told you my name is Swansea, kid, quit callin’ me that. It’s seriously starting to worry me.

Anyway, how old are ya—19? You can find some other way to entertain yourself, can’t ya? Back in my day, we didn’t need all of this “social media” nonsense to keep us occupied, we just did what we were asked and fucked around the rest of the time.

…don’t start tyin’ knots in the wiring again, by the way. In case you thought that made a good excuse.

(@daisuke-therealest)

[swanseamechanic1962]

[Long, weary sigh]

I miss my wife, mysterious internet people. I miss her a lot.

I’ll be back.

\\ (reference)

[jocisdrawing]

Swansea's real for this

[swanseamechanic1962]

[hooooonk shoooo…. hooooonk shooooo…]

[mistake-responsibility]

with love in my heart.. ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE GOOGLE SEARCH!!! CURLY IS NOT A BEAR.. A BEAR IS A FAT HAIRY GAY MAN!!

- 🦴 ooc

is swansea a bear? discuss.

(JOKE

[swanseamechanic1962]

\\ hi! resident swansea expert here. i can indeed confirm that he is a bear is a butch is a drag queen is a cis woman is a dad. hope this helps 😊

[curly-capt]

(for mod: do you have a main rp crew?)

[OOC]

I do, except for a Swansea!

Daisuke: @mister-daisuke-dude

Jimmy: @the-true-tulpar-captain

Anya: @tulpars-nurse-anya

and we have a main OC on crew too!

@neoninspace - Chef

[swanseamechanic1962]

\\ looking at you with my old man eyes

[dule0000]

[swanseamechanic1962]

...I should call her sometime.

[swanseamechanic1962]

Swansea how did you meet your wife? I like to think you were quite the catch in your prime

…but anyway, she threw a brick at me cause she thought I was a cop. Love at first sight, I’ll tell ya.

\\ close ups of youngsea under the cut bc i don’t like the way it came out in the full pic

[swanseamechanic1962]

How rude ☹️ -🧟‍♀️

Gimme a damn break! The last time I saw a dead guy walking he was tryin’ to steal my wallet. Good thing I was used to it by then.

[swanseamechanic1962]

Whats your favorite song? - 🧟‍♀️

HOLY SHIT THERE’S A ZOMBIE ONBOARD SOMEBODY GET THE CAPTAIN’S GUN

[pleasehelpmyphonebroke]

"Will bashing it with a guitar instead work?"

[swanseamechanic1962]

[Swansea knees the zombie hard in the solar plexus and kicks it away.]

I dunno, kid, you willing to lose that thing? Hollow wood ain’t exactly the sturdiest weapon material.

[swanseamechanic1962]

Whats your favorite song? - 🧟‍♀️

DEAR GOD THERE’S A ZOMBIE ONBOARD SOMEBODY GET THE CAPTAIN’S GUN

[swanseamechanic1962]

Okay good! Now you click the > button. Now click the 123 button, and click the : and then the (, and there you have it

>:(

>:(

Hey, whaddaya know? It really works! @official-daisuke this is how I’m lookin’ at you right now. >:(