employee of the month

PLEASE READ INFO BEFORE INTERACTING. Mouthwashing RP blog. Please don’t be weird. Not necessarily civil, given this is Jimmy, but please. He’s also stuck in hell forever <3 have fun

[copilotjimmy]

guh

[copilotjimmy]

fuck you curse of wasps

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[copilotjimmy]

jimpy

Release me from this hell

[copilotjimmy]

look at my cat you stupid non white man

i wanna call you a stupid white boy buT YOU'RE NOT WHITE GRRRR

im? not white?? then what am i???

[responsiblecaptainjimmy]

Did you miss me Jim

Let me think

[copilotjimmy]

i did

[tulparscaptain]

awe

[copilotjimmy]

But my aim is getting better

[tulparscaptain]

Did your grandpa write that one down for you

[copilotjimmy]

I’m crashing the ship again

[responsiblecaptainjimmy]

Did you miss me Jim

Let me think

[copilotjimmy]

i did

[tulparscaptain]

awe

[copilotjimmy]

But my aim is getting better

[responsiblecaptainjimmy]

Did you miss me Jim

Let me think

[copilotjimmy]

i did

[copilotjimmy]

I’m actually a really nice guy. Me and Anya are best buddies off the stage and it really hurt me to have ti act like that to her.

[copilotjimmy]

It’s time.

All of my evil plans..ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! AAAAALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE TULPAR ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR SEX AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.

[solenesunshinee]

Holy yap fest

[copilotjimmy]

Go fuck yourself

[incomprehensible-rabbit]

Observations from the mouthwashing fandom

[copilotjimmy]

A Vote for Jimmy Zane is a Vote to Make Earth worse Great Again!

~ A new banner advertising the new political candidate for the United Space of Earth. Jimmy's face is shown with an angry, yet determined face, as if he is the right man for the job of President.

…Who the fuck is Jimmy Zane?

[copilotjimmy]

I'm not ant. I'm much more than I was made out to be by you. You think you've done nothing wrong, but you've done so much to hurt everyone around you. Everyone on this ship.

[*Ding-ding!*] Polle says: Don't be daft! How about you do what you keep saying you're going to do and take responsibility? Hm? Or are you a coward? Just like you've always been!

(hi made the account)

Are you really in the position to be calling me a coward? You know nothing about me or what I’ve been through. And what do you keep whining about? You want me to take responsibility. For what? Go ahead. Tell me what I need to take responsibility for.

[copilotjimmy]

Putting this in your room for next trip

Get that shit out of my face??

[copilotjimmy]

I HATE YOY

The feeling’s mutual.

[copilotjimmy]

Ur so rude

I’m not rude. S’called tough love.

[copilotjimmy]

Man, I’m so fucking hungry.

[copilotjimmy]

NOT right NOW, Pidge. I’m. Busy.

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"...Right. Sorry... I-i forgot."

[copilotjimmy]

It’s fine. Just get it through your head next time.

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"..mhm.. I will."

[copilotjimmy]

Thank you.

Fuckin’ finally.

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"..."

"..yeah."