sweepy

mush || she/her || irish || someday i'll make this blog look decent

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[girlnaviy]

he’s the worst kind of sorry

[knifefightscene]

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[indigobuntings]

[gokusclit]

No lesbians do not oppress straight women but we can make that a reality with your help

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 6 hours 19 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 6 hours 20 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 6 hours 20 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[viralfrog]

[cpericardium]

[dogpuppy]

[thesilliestpotato]

Ursa Major (Greater Bear) & Silna

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[kanashiisam]

some sketches with self because I watched a tv series and read the book,, the terror,, and like uniform

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

Grasshopper Cafe, South Korea

[deep-state-partisan]