I played a swan in high school once

24 years old born and raised in Portland, OR. I suffer through a cushy office job. I love red wine (like a lot), tv shows, and wearing socks to bed. #savethebees

[oil-robin]

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ yes

○ super yes

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

thoughts on boys?

disgusting but irresistible

[moranginhos]

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

[tommyswiseau]

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theinturnetexplorer]

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

[garbageshepard-deactivated20200]

i am ugly crying like snot just avalanched out of my face i love dogs

[just-a-fat-bird]

@mizzwilde

[space-trash-princess]

This should be a children’s book

[letsgochromedome-deactivated202]

@followmeonelasttime literally crying here

[jewish-belle]

there is water in my eyes

[lesbianshepard]

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

[naryrising]

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

[bettedavisgf]

booty shorts with “i love you most ardently” on the ass

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

who’s ready for some hella niche Religion Memes

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

angel of death: *kills all the firstborn sons of egypt*

ramses:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

satan disguising himself in 2 corinthians 11:14

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

satan tempting eve:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

god making the universe:

[captainlordauditor]

The Plagues of Egypt

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[born-for-fame]

This is exactly what I want.

[agentsokka]

The Lion King Official Trailer Comparison - 2019 vs 1994

[ankle-beez]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[pochacco]

[sailorflorana]

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

[stimman4000]

happy pride month kings

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

[haveamagicalday]

Happy Pride Month!

[thelistenersfury]

Okay, this is the most amazing thing in the entire book