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If anyone is looking for a unique sci-fi/fantasy book rec, I've been emotionally victimized by Hiron Ennes' The Works of Vermin and want to spread the pain (+love).
I would describe it as:
85% finding your bearings within the insane setting, which is a city called Tiliard that is embedded inside a partially-dead giant tree trunk. There is a rigid and brutal class hierarchy but also astonishing art, as the populace is obsessed with opera and spectacle. Imagine the most baroque and maximalist fever dream and up it by 50x and that would be but a dim approximation of Tiliard and the author's gorgeous writing. Also the bugs. There are innumerable bugs, including silverfish the size of kittens, edible grease beetles, and giant reality-deforming centipedes.
It's an ensemble cast, but we mainly follow Guy Moulène, a pest exterminator who's not very good at his job and up to his neck in debts but desperate to protect his kid sister from the same fate of being contracted, and Aster Vost, a consumptive perfumer (in a world where scents can physically and mentally alter both the wearer and the scenter) contracted to the city's terrifying Marshal (basically the head of the military) who IS very good at her job.
15% getting punched in the throat with emotions once you've gotten your bearings
It's also very queer and even manages to fit in an obsessive M/M relationship straight out of Chinese webnovels! Truly cannot overstate the multitudes that this book contains
the one that wants to help people search and filter better by demonstrating how I just realized that the way I was searching was stopping me from finding what I wanted
and the one that does not want to air out my particular interests on a platform of any size 😆
(anyone have a thing they've been trying to find and can't?)
So I was searching for "Jane Foster size queen" at first. But then I realized that putting both the character and the descriptor in the same tag wouldn't work.
In order for that to exist as a single tag, it would need to be a popular enough idea in the MCU fandom for at least three different authors to have used it. And with a fandom the size of the MCU, it's probably closer to 5 or 10.
So then I tried using the search form to find the character Jane Foster along with the additional tag size queen. But that returned zero results, and I realized that size queen isn't a canonical tag, so I was asking AO3 to find Jane Foster fics with the tag "size queen" instead of the concept.
So then I went to the tag search and looked up size queen and checked off the wrangling status as "canonical or synonymous" and that gave me 627 synonyms for the concept I was looking for and the first four results included a character name, but the fifth one was just "also he's a size queen" so I clicked on that and I found out that the canonical tag I could use to find fics with that concept was size kink
so I went back to the search form and looked up character Jane Foster and additional tag size kink and I got 39 results.
I came across this post by @boigameista again and was overcome by the uncontrollable urge to make Frog (diminutive)
This pattern is meant to be at least twice as big and is intended for stretchy fabric like fleece, not felt, but you know how it is, inscrutable exhortations of my soul, etc.