Lust ain't no Nietzsche

moved to https://foxytrickster.tumblr.com [Indie Invader Zim OC RP] #swanthatcrashedonyourlawn

[ilhuicac-blog]

       He is pathetically torn between the sad dichotomy           of reacting to the threat or the rude sobriquet           first, and his organic and auxiliary brain fail him in           his greatest time of need.  He is the kind of Invader           made to grace the eternal tomes of history books           and galactic legend, not be insulted at his own           doorstep: spluttering and knocking GIR off of his           head, said robot scuttling to his feet and immediately           clinging to the visitor’s legs, he shouts, ❝ No one           threatens ZIM!  Do you dare invoke my insipid wrath,           which is just a nicer word for a death sentence?            Take off that stupid wig while we argue, anyways,           because I can’t take you seriously when you look           so offensively human like!  Not…that it would help,           much, because you’re ugly anyways ! ❞ 

     ❝ You’re on my property and I’m the invader of this stupid           planet, so you will obey me or suffer my…vengeance,           or something!  How am I supposed to get ‘lost’ if           I live here, anyways ?! ❞

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ » "I can't take it off.                    It's like saying that our antenna                   are removable. That's just wrong."

                  so very wrong. Zib wasn't here for                  pleasantries. Nor did he want to deal                  with that annoying voice coming out                  from that little 'invader'.

                "And please, I am a scientist.                  Also taller than you. How                  insubordinate. You'd think the                  Tallests are going to allow that                  back talk? I'll fry you, you little                  ingrate." 

[ilhuicac-blog]

✩ swanthatcrashedonyourlawn

     ❝I don’t have time for this.  No, you cannot           move into my basement, and no, only I           can conquer Earth!  What is wrong with           the Tallests’ data logs?!  It should clearly           state that I am in charge of this planet’s           heinous downfall.❞

     ❝Get off my doorstep or say what you must.            Make it FAST, though, because I’m…busy.                      —With stuff.❞

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ » "What...? "                 Right, he nearly forgot about the whole                    alternate reality thing. But then again,                    this Zim was rambling things he didn't                    even say anything of. 

                  "Listen here, shortstack. I'm going to                        put this in terms you understand.                                          I don't have time for you.                        You either pretend I do not exist or                        get lost. I wont hesitate to use my                        new scrambler on your PAK."

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ »  "It's been awhile since                     I came back here."

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ » "Hm.."

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

                         —- I want … something permanent.

                                                     Something that can’t be  {{ taken }} away ;;

                                  [ Is that too much to ask? ]

[invxderzim]

——— -“Eh well.. Theres the portable energy vacuum, Junior broke. Eh, and the really BIG energy vacuum in the lab, a few feet from the squid-monkey containment unit. They’re really neat. “ 

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ » "I havent noticed,                         been occupied with my                                      new research facility                                            stationed on Shuggazoom. "

[reyesreawakened-deactivated2014]

            it’s a lot easier

                                    to deal with l o n e l i n e s s

                                                            when you pretend

                                                                                    it’s by c h o i c e

[queentoxiczodiac]

theres a very visible size difference between both of them

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

irken-invader-zim replied to your post:╰☆╮ » “I wonder what Zim’s been up to. “

Lots of NEAT stuff..

╰☆╮ » "What kind of 'neat' stuff? "

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ » "I wonder what Zim's been up to. "

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

                         ◄ Home ║ Ask ║ Rules ║ About ║ Headcanon   ▶

—↠ I believe in all your fantasies as silly as they seem

❣ Original character from the Invader ZIM series. Timeline occurs almost four years after the "TAK: the hideous new girl" episode.

❣ Semi-selective

❣ up to ten years roleplaying experience total with about five years experience on tumblr.

❣ allows both canon and oc interactions, this includes crossovers

❣ multi-ship, also open to alternate universes should the idea[s] be available

❣ writing is flexible; can be one liners to novella

❣ rated nc-17 for adult content, but does have some pg-13 features.

❣ all filters and triggers are usually tagged respectfully

❣ character is gender fluid

                                                                   —↠  you’re from another world

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

╰☆╮ »    "I'm going to go make banana pudding.                                                              Don't stop me. "

[incredible-zim-blog]

                                   ” Our mission begins now!   Let us reign some                                                  doom   down upon the    filthy                                                        heads   of  our  doomed                                                             e n e m i e s ! “

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                                              Indie RP blog for ZIM.   Mainly                                               makes use of 100x100 icons,                                               OC friendly,         multifandom.                                               Mun has +5 years of  roleplay                                               experience and     almost    a                                                year Tumblr experience.  very                                               familiar   with   the   character                                               self.      I’ll be nice, I promise.

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                                  BASE - MESSAGE - READ

                                                          IMAGE CREDIT

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

A New World // monkeyteamgo

[monkeyteamgo]

Gibson balked as they stepped into the first room, “T-there are already furnishings!” How?! Simple ones he had seen done, yes, but this level must require some advanced teleportation and/or 3d printing at a speed he had rarely seen reached.

Nova nodded, “Yeah, and they aren’t the crappy foldout kind that are in most of the ones we’ve seen.” They looked nice too, even if it wasn’t necessarily her color. “You like blue?” She asked as she looked about, noting that most of the walls and furniture either were or went well with blue.

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

{ Irken technology was pretty advanced... But Zib had pushed himself higher than that. Afterall, he was far smarter than average. Yet, he never managed to present his designs or ideas to the empire to help improve it. Didn't think it's necessary, not for the moment anyway. It was mostly 3d printing, rather advanced kind.

   He turned his head towards Nova as she asked that, and he responded by writing onto his tablet and showing it to her.

I am fond of it, yes. Much better than the Empire's colors which is a range of pinks, reds, and purples. One can get tired of seeing that all the time.

   He didn't hate those colors, but they tend to get rather tedious after awhile. Zib turned back around, facing towards one of the corners. He wiped his tablet and wrote something on it, facing it towards the corner. Part of the floor soon lowered the three of them down, replaced later as the platform continued down.

    The elevator soon stopped after a few good minutes and Zib stepped off. They were now in the facility underneath the house.

                                  "ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ ＴＯ ＬＥＶＥＬ ＦＩＶＥ."

    A disembodied voice called from within the laboratory, androgynous and a hint of an English accent. It was also somewhat mechanical.

    Level five was just the first level right below the house. The house was considered level six, but was only just the recreational portion of the entire base. This level was rather big with smooth walls, and was of course a research center. It was far darker in coloration, midnight blue with neon blue lights along the walls and counters. The lighting was dimmer compared to the level above them.

    Zib walked towards one of the counters, picking up a strange device and attaching it to his tablet; then attached it to his PAK and caused it to glow brightly. He faced the two primates and a voice, somewhat masculine with a very strong British accent, then spoke from the life support; causing the glowing lights to blink from each word.

              "Ｉ'Ｍ ＡＦＲＡＩＤ  Ｉ ＷＯＵＬＤ ＯＮＬＹ ＢＥ ＡＢＬＥ ＴＯ ＳＨＯＷ ＴＨＥ ＲＥＳＥＡＲＣＨ ＣＥＮＴＥＲ.  Ｉ'Ｍ ＣＥＲＴＡＩＮ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＯＴＨ ＯＦ ＹＯＵ ＯＮＬＹ ＨＡＶＥ ＳＯ ＭＵＣＨ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＯ ＳＰＡＲＥ.  ＴＯ ＭＡＫＥ ＴＨＩＮＧＳ ＥＡＳＩＥＲ ＯＮ ＵＳ, Ｉ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥ ＵＳＩＮＧ ＡＮ  ＩＮＶＥＮＴＩＯＮ  Ｉ'ＶＥ ＭＡＤＥ ＴＯ ＨＥＬＰ ＭＥ ＳＰＥＡＫ ＴＯ ＹＯＵ ＭＯＲＥ ＣＬＥＡＲＬＹ ＡＮＤ ＡＶＯＩＤ ＴＨＥ  ＩＲＲＩＴＡＴＩＮＧ ＣＲＡＭＰＩＮＧ ＹＯＵ ＧＥＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＷＲＩＴＩＮＧ ＣＯＮＳＴＡＮＴＬＹ.

                 ＴＨＥＲＥ ＡＲＥ ＳＩＸ ＬＥＶＥＬＳ, ＴＨＥ ＨＯＵＳＥ ＡＢＯＶＥ  ＩＳ ＬＥＶＥＬ ＳＩＸ. ＭＯＲＥ ＯＦ Ａ ＣＲＥＡＴＩＯＮＡＬ ＰＡＲＴ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＣＩＬＩＴＹ. ＴＨＥ ＯＴＨＥＲ ＦＯＵＲ ＩＮ ＤＥＳＣＥＮＤＩＮＧ ＯＲＤＥＲ ＡＲＥ; ＭＥＤＩＣＡＬ ＷＡＲＤ, ＥＮＧＩＮＥＥＲＩＮＧ ＷＯＲＫＳＨＯＰ, ＭＡＩＮ ＬＡＢＯＲＡＴＯＲＹ, ＡＮＤ ＴＥＳＴＩＮＧ ＢＲＡＮＣＨ. ＥＬＥＶＡＴＯＲＳ ＡＲＥ ＶＯＩＣＥ ＡＣＴＩＶＡＴＥＤ... ＵＳＵＡＬＬＹ. 

                                     ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＮＹ ＱＵＥＳＴＩＯＮＳ, Ｉ ＣＡＮ ＡＮＳＷＥＲ ＴＨＥＭ. "

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

"Sparx would enjoy today."

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

A New World // monkeyteamgo

[monkeyteamgo]

Gibson quickly stopped his conversation to watch Zib as he began to fiddle with his tablet, “Are… are you drawing the floorplan?” Surely it couldn’t be that simple right?

The slight rumbling that followed Zib setting down the suitcase argued that Gibson was wrong. He noted that either it must have some sort of way to dampen the vibrations or some non-disruptive means of transporting the underlying soil and rock, as otherwise, such a large facility being so quickly built would produce far larger quakes.

Both he and Nova gasped as the structure began to erect itself above ground as well, it finishing itself with remarkable speed and silence. He had dabbled in self constructing structures, even seen a few examples, but none quite as fast or silent. “Amazing.” He said as he noticed that there was even grass. Was it real?

Nova was equally taken back, “Dang, that was quick!” She barely noticed Zib inviting them inside, “Oh, uh, c’mon Gibson.” She made her way towards the building, Gibson right behind her.

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

{ The grass was a hologram for the time being until the real thing managed to grow back now that the debris is gone. Zib opened the door, letting the both of them in first before following after. It was a simple little living sector, gave the humble illusion that the alien would live up here. It had a kitchen and dining, living room, a bathroom, a bedroom, and even a study all on the upper tier. Each of them divided to provide privacy, and the three of them were in the hall. It was short but all the entrances to each room could be accessed from it.

Didn't seem to be anything that could bring them down to the underground facility, however. Zib made sure that going into it wouldn't be simple as hopping into a trash bin or worse... the toilet. A small shudder at the thought. Still having his tablet with him, he told them which room was which. Oddly enough it was rather furbished, nicely so. The interior coloration was mostly in blues, oddly enough. }

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

A New World // monkeyteamgo

[monkeyteamgo]

Nova supposed she could agree with that, after all, she doubted that the Skeleton King was very interested in something like say… sewing. Now that was a strange mental picture. “I guess so, not everything, but yeah.”

Gibson smirked, “Like how you can tell that Sprx is going to have a horrible sense of humor based on the movies he enjoys?”

Nova groaned, remembering the last time Sprx had tried to get her to watch a movie with him, “Seriously, they’re so dumb! Even Otto thinks most of them are trash!”

[swanthatcrashedonyourlawn]

{ Zib wasn't quite sure what they were talking about as he's not sure what movies Sparx enjoyed. His antenna would both perk as he could see they were nearing what seems to be their destination. The lot Chiro spoke of. It seemed to still have some debris from the demolishing. Someone must've tried cleaning it up but then stopped. He could fix that.

Approaching the lot, a little spider-like metal appendage emerged from his PAK and started blasting the debris into smaller chunks. The appendage then retracted after placing one small crater in the middle of the lot, only big enough for the suit case.

He didn't go to the crater just yet as he tucked his tablet under his arm. A little screen appeared on the case and a stylist popped up. He took the utensil and drew on the screen. Just an acceptable little building, just one floor but could be mistaken for a medical establishment. Once he was finished, he set the suitcase down into the little crater and backed away to keep a far distance as the case burrowed down.

Underground, a large facility took form. Edges were rather smooth, refined, and the facility was large but didn't obscure any of the necessary city pipes or anything. Once the underground lab was finished, the living section began to form above; the building that Zib drew.

Just one story high and was large enough to cover most of the lot, it matched the drawing perfectly. It's exterior walls even matched most of the coloration of the city to blend in easier. During all of this it wasn't quite as noisy as expected, with a few murrs and hummers from mechanical formulation but that was it. The debris that was there earlier was likely blown away so now there was a nice section of lawn, even with a little pathway from the door to the sidewalk. Almost like a house to some degree.

Zib then walked over towards the door as the construction was complete and glanced over to the two of them as if inaudibly offering for them to come in. He didn't really mind. Unlike a certain brother of his. }