It's like Homestuck, but, not.

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Swapstuck has moved.

it can now be found at the new tumblr location,

or,

it can be read on mspfa.

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no.

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Oh, god.

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Oh god, no.

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oh no.

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oops.

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Bec: inspect rifle.

First you need to check the safety and ammo to be sure that they-

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Bec: Go get your dog!

You prepare to head outside, bringing out your handy HUNTING RIFLE.

Bec: inspect rifle.

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She's out by the crater, with your robot, just like GA said.

say, speaking of the crater, it's really brewing down there isn't it? you haven't seen it this aggressive since it first crashed, back when it destroyed that volcano.

Bec: Go get your dog!

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Bec: Look outside.

There she is!

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Bec: Find your dog.

Where is she anyway? you hope she's not outside in the crater with your robot, Jade always was a silly adventurous dog.

Bec: Look outside.

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No way, threatening the dog is where you draw the line! you hope to never see that person's text again.

Bec: Find your dog.

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Bec: Answer GA.

germinalAdreniline [GA] began trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GA: hELLO, bEC hUMAN... GG: I swear I just finished talking to you! GA: nO, wAIT, GA: yOU nEED tO liSTEN! GA: dON'T. uNDER aNY... cIRCUMSTACES. GA: dON'T yOU daRE, pLAY tHAT gAME. GG: Okay, GG: I'm just going to ignore the obvious fact that you somehow know that I'm even going to be playing this game. GG: And, I'll humor you. Why? Why should I not play? GA: bECAUSE, GA: pLAYING tHIS gAME... GA: kILLS PEOPLE. GG: Kills? :/ GA: yES, lOTS oF PEOPLE, GA: yOURS sPECIFICALLY... wILL, GA: kILL mORE pEOPLE GA: tHAN iNTENDED... GG: I don't see how a video game could possibly kill millions. :T GA: tELL mE bEC, GA: aRE yOU... rEADY? GG: Ready? What for? GA: rEADY tO bECOME a, GA: a mURDERER? GG: So, GG: What you're saying, is that this /game/ makes people into murderers? GG: I don't understand. GA: nO! GA: nOT eVERYBODY! yOU! GG: Just me? GA: yES, jUST yOU! GG: ... GG: This is bullshit. GG: I'm playing the game, because I promised a friend I would! GG: Besides, you were attempting to insult me mere minutes ago! Why the hell should i listen to you? GA: fINE, yOU hAVE bEEN wARNED, GA: hERE'S aNOTHER wARNING... GA: tHE dOG gOES fIRST, GG: I- germinalAdreniline [GA] ceased trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GG: Hey! Come back here! GG: What are you talking about? GG: Don't you dare threaten my dog!

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Bec: Head upstairs.

Yes. Since you're going outside, you'll probably want to- Oh no.

Bec: Answer GA.

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That didn't turn out at all.

Bec: Head upstairs.

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Bec: Answer this person.

germinalAdreniline [GA] began trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GA: hEY sTUPID, GG: ... GA: hOW dOES iT fEEL, GA: bEING sO fAR dOWN oN tHE iNTELLECTUAL LADDER? GG: What? GA: yOU hEARD mE, sTUPID, GA: >:( GG: Okay, I'm going to assume the only reason you're calling me "sTUPID", is because you don't actually know my name. GG: In which case, it's Bec. GA: *bEC*, GA: hEH, tHAT'S a sTUPID NAME... GA: fOR a sTUPID bOY, GG: ... GG: I'm a girl. GA: wHATEVER! GG: Are you here just to insult me? GG: And if so, why? GA: yES, yES i aM, GA: wHAT'RE yOU, GA: gOING tO dO, bLOCK mE? GA: ;D GG: I'm just seriously wondering why anyone would troll specifically me, GG: I'm a bit "off the beaten track" as it were. GA: tHAT'S tHE pOINT, sTUPID, GA: yOU'RE a sILLY gIRL, GA: oN a sILLY iSLAND, GA: wITH hER sILLY bARKBEAST, GA: oR, wHATEVER tHEY, cALL tHEM nOW... GG: Dogs? GA: s-sHUT uP! GG: Hey, wait... GG: How do you know I have a dog? GG: Or that I live on an island? GG: What's going on here? GA: hEH, GA: i'M nOT sURPRISED... GA: tHAT a lOWER, bEING lIKE yOU, GA: wOULDN'T UNDERSTAND tHE sORT oF tECHNOLOGIES aT HAND HERE, GG: Thechnol- Oh, you mean like a viewport feature? GA: n-nO! GA: tHAT iS tHE eXACT oPPOSITE oF wHAT I mEAN! GA: >:U GG: Why do you do that? GA: d-dO wHAT? GG: That! Why do you stutter, you're typing. GG: You can leave your speech impediments out of this, can't you? GA: tH-tHIS dOESN'T cONCERN yOU! GG: Calm down, GG: I'm just trying to help you. GA: i, GA: i dON'T nEED yOUR heLP! GA: sT-sTAY oUT OF mY, GA: mY... GG: Your personal life? GA: wHATEVER! GG: Wait, GA: *wAIT* wHAT? GG: Wait. as in, Wait, you can see me. right? GA: yES... GG: So then, could you find me my robot? GA: hOW, GA: hOW sHOULD i kNOW wHAT, yOUR sTUPID rOBOT lOOKS lIKE? GG: Because you yourself said you could see me. GG: And you mentioned my dog, meaning you could see my whole house. GA: i, GA: :| GG: So? GA: sO wHAT? GG: Can you see it? GA: m-mAYBE? GG: Is that a maybe-maybe, or a I'm-in-a-mood-so-I'm-going-to-avoid-telling-you-anything-maybe? GA: ... GA: uGH, oKAY! GA: iT'S iN tHE cRATER, GA: tHE bIG hOLE oUTSIDE? GG: Yes, I am quite familiar with my own home. GG: So it's in the crater? GA: tHAT wOULD bE, wHAT I jUST SAID... GA: :U GG: Okay, thanks! GA: nO, wAIT, GA: i'M nOT dONE tALKING tO yOU... geocentricGalaxy [GG] ceased pestering germinalAdrenaline [GA] GA: gODDAMMIT!

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