Alice in wonderland(ish)

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matthew_tkachuk: happy 250 america 🇺🇸 !!

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matt: eh, a good chunk of those guys are gone now anyway. we don't get much time sadly. but that's true, lol, she couldn't do anything. i'm surprised you remember more than me bc wasn't that like the first time you'd gotten drunk in forever? i do vaguely remember that.

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suki: it was, but I don't black out, silly. i'm too evolved for that, come now!

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Suki Waterhouse leaves KISS UK Studios in London (June 18, 2026)

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matt: hey, we included you!

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suki: yes, yes. as much as you could. still, teddy was quite young, new -- not yet up-right, lol.

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matt: were we? a lot of that time is still a blur

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suki: yes, that was all the time I could get before you wanted to be back with the boys and that bloody cup 😅

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suki: this time 2 years ago we were still in vegas, on our 'honeymoon', lol.

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sukiwaterhouse: I want to wish a very special happy anniversary to my husband. two years down, my love! here's to many more 💕

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matthew_tkachuk: 730 days of marriage ✔️ life with you is my favorite adventure. thanks for being my best friend, the best mother our kids could ask for, my biggest supporter, and the only person i'd willingly get chirped by. happy 2nd anniversary, my love. tagged: @swaterhousett

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sukiwaterhouse replied: I love when you get sappy 🥲

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matt: are you trying to tempt me? the last time you did this, you ended up pregnant. again lol. and while part of me would enjoy it, do we really want 3 under 3 😂 i don't think so. it sounds exactly like you. what?

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suki: what? no! maybe 😈 but don't worry, that's not going to happen again for a while. i'm right back on the shot 2 times a year. no, maybe if we both retired right now and lived on a farm, sure. but now? nope. nothing like me at all, I don't remember anything! who?

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matt: one of us has to have some self-control 😝 oh, whatever. i wanted you and only you. anyway, you didn't let me wait! i tried, and you pouted and had a meltdown. 😂 lol, ours aren't that far apart, i don't think that's possible, babe. we really do. oh, i do, and i'm not complaining

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suki: boo 👎 what?! well there was that. what? that doesn't sound like me in the slightest. hey, don't underestimate the power of a woman who wants to breed. I watched a whole, wild docu on it once! just double checking!