A woman

Trying to catch up on politics and everything important there is to know in the world | All while being a lazy shit | And hanging out on Hellsite too much | Certified hetalia trash | Send asks at whatever time to whatever topic | I will respond! | Except when I'm like asleep | They tell me I tend to do that

[awed-frog]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[domesticateddog]

[mgrmx]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[ewaneneollav]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[cutekittynyaa]

COPE!

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[morningsaidthemoon]

FOLLOW YOU INTO HELL

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[avvocarlo]

high speed clownload

[avvocarlo]

100 sillybytes per second

[orbitkevin]

[wishiwasthemoon-tonight]

Robots are fucking warm, actually

[wishiwasthemoon-tonight]

Like, unless they have complex cooling systems and shit, they’re gonna have moving parts in them, gears and stuff, making their brains and shit work. Those create kinetic fucking energy, which warms them up, just like computers

[hampop]

My robot boyfriend, overheating because he refuses to move the dog off of his lap: *HEAVY BREATHING LAPTOP NOISE*

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i have gotten this tiktok on my fyp three times now and its happened only after a depressive episode and immediately forced me to clean my room so if theres any evidence of a loving but cruel god i think its this

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[cocainemosss]

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

[eatelonmusk-deactivated20231217]

no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website

[everythingfox]

Plop

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