I will not kneel.

Level 1 Ranger Asrin's Boarding House - Room 103 [Affiliated with Rifts of Pyli.]

[nepetaoffcial]

Well, what do you call a big pile of horses? Mount Neighverest

[thcreaper]

"Youre comin on a bit too strong, don’t you think? I mean, if you wwanna talk about my phallus that’s alright, but wwe should at least hang out first."

[sweatskind]

D --> Highblood, I believe you are mistaken

D --> In no way was it my actual intention to dabble in small talk about your erogenous areas, however small or big they may be

D --> Nevertheless, I believe a greeting is in order, for you are yet another troll I have seen again

D --> I STRONGly desire to learn more about what happened after my

D --> Undesireable ending

[thcreaper]

"I ain’t no dick."

But he totally was.

[purrkind-blog]

:33 < g33z ampurra i dont think ive ever heard such a blatant lie!

[sweatskind]

D --> Nepeta is correct, highblood

D--> With all due respect, you truly are in possession of phallic features

[championofsasswall-deactivated2]

Oh No Not This Loser [closed]

Things in Pyli seemed interesting, at least. Certainly not as high paced or deathly as Alternia, and quiet compared to the pirate ship. It wasn’t bad, of course. It was a nice change of pace though, and she could relax a little without signs of her old world here. She might have worried about others, but she had the firm belief that whatever would happen to them would happen with or without her direct influence. It was actually a rather lovely day regardless…

A large grey figure caught Aradia’s attention out of the corner of her eye, and immediately her expression soured.

Oh god it was THAT guy. She couldn’t even get away from him here. What the hell kind of sick curse was this anyway?

[sweatskind]

[You had finally accepted your second, new life in Pyli. More or less, at least. Had your first day been filled with nothing but you wandering around aimlessly, wondering just what had happened to you, you can clearly say that you have you STRONGly recovered from your despicable state of mind. You decided to bury Day 01, Hour 01 deep underneath the ground this land has to offer. No one was in need of those memories.]

[You currently found yourself with nothing to do, so you simply decided to explore more of Pyli, its settlements and the surrounding areas. The highblood's orders had been very clear, to defeat the surrounding monsters threatening the lives of the human lowbloods, and to ensure that exactly those were free of any other potential harms. In short, you were to help them whenever possible. A task not befitting somebody like you, you had to admit, but an order was an order... And you almost didn't dare rebel against it,]

[And it was during one of those leisurely strolls that you spotted a familiar set of horns amongst the humans. These really tended to stick out, especially hers, thanks to their oh so special form. And look, she even spotted you, as well! You begin to remember the last, actual conversation you two had, and... Oh, oh yeah. She doesn't seem too pleased to see you. A strange feeling builds up in your stomach as you begin to approach Aradia Megido, a member of the lowest bloodcaste.]

D --> Aradia. What a surprise

D --> To see you, I mean. Not that I am not happy to do so

[sweatskind]

Squeakbeasts and Basements?

[You can proudly say that you learned to find your away around the city called Asrin, as you had found out earlier this day. Your overall condition had risen as well, considering that your mind had slowly but surely digested that you were in fact, alive again, and this was a world so completely unlike yours that it made your thinkpan spin and- Keep breathing, it will be over soon.]

[No matter the final state of your mind, residents of this settlement had begun to recognize you as one of the so called "adventurers", which had been brought to this world by the King, the highblood. They suggested, like the members of the low caste they apparently were, that you, being STRONGER than everybody else, should look for any work that needs to be done. And now you found yourself in Asrin's Warrior Guild Headquarter, your arms crossed in front of your chest, brows furrowed as you let your ceruelan eyes wander over the different kinds of "missions" available.]

[There aren't many assignments left, or so it seemed. Several sheets of paper had already  been torn off, so you had been left with one that informed you about... "rats". Whatever those were, you decide that they are no challenge for your immense STRENGTH. With one firm nod, you reach for the paper and rip it off with one very careful pull of your arm.]

[blindingjustice-blog]

{{Like a Circus || Equius ||

3H3H3 UP H3R3

<You’ve been following the man—one of your friends—for the past half an hour.  Or at least you were following him until his direction became ridiculously predictable (didn’t take long) and you ducked ahead to perch yourself on a canopy to eat a freshly acquired apple.

You giggle, jumping down as the other looks up just to land right in front of him.>

COM3 H3LP M3 W1TH SOM3TH1NG, 3QU1US

<'Hey, how are you, long time no smell, welcome back to life, etc' would do, Terezi, really. Instead of any pleasantries what-so-ever, you grab his arm and lead him to a small building.>

ST4ND H3R3 FOR 4 F3W M1NUT3S WH1L3 1 S3LL YOU ON TH3 BL4CK M4RK3T

<You don’t give him a chance to respond before you pull up your hood and disappear through the door.>

[sweatskind]

[The world of Pyli was still painfully new to you, even after several hours which you had spend with calming your frickle nerves some and then some more, followed by gathering information from the townsfolk. It still pains you to behave like a lost barkbeast, going from human to human and acquiring more bits and pieces about the place you had suddenly found yourself in.]

3H3H3 UP H3R3

[You remember that voice clear enough to immediately associate it with a certain somebody, and immediately follow the given advice, tilting your head upwards so fast that you're afraid your glasses will fly off, only to find the source of the voice standing right in front of you. Terezi Pyrope, Tealblood. A troll, and most importantly, something you'd call a fr- Ah nope, noooope no time for questions or reunions containing heavy perspiration from your side, since you're simply dragged away by her. You're just about to stop and ask just what exactly is happening, when she suddenly stops. And tells you that... Wait, excuse you?]

D --> Black market

[Aaaand she's gone, beautiful. She told you to wait right here, but you invoke your higher status - and, let's be honest, your intense need for more information - to deny that order and follow her about two seconds later.]

D --> Terezi, stop

[The door closes behind her, and you push it open - resulting in the goshdarn thing slamming into the wall behind it and almost breaking, earning you the impromptu glare of almost everybody inside as you enter.]

D --> Oh no

D --> E%plain to me, now

[synnesai]

finally done. Not sure if he is strong enough to splatter that much blood, but I’m just trying to keep the theme tbh

ref was used for the pose

still link below

i’ll make a big photoset of all of them

[gamzee] [sollux] [karkat] [vriska] [kanaya] [feferi] [tavros] [aradia] [eridan] [nepeta] [terezi]

[dave] [rose]

[bigger]

[sweatskind]

[sweatskind]

Horsing around? Purrfect.

It had been enough time since his unsuspected arrival for Equius to get accustomed to his apparent situation. A completely different universe, not something akin to the different timelines he had heard of, but a different world altogether was where he had been transported to. Strangely, this wasn't as hard to believe as the fact that he was alive again. No matter how he ended up here, he had been informed that he was to fight off monsters for the so called 'King' of this kingdom. He had learned enough to realize that a King was the equivalent of the highest of the highest, a highblood no one could surpass. And still, he was a human?

Equius Zahhak was still confused, but he seemed to do better now. He had decided to spend the first time in this strange world to explore the lands he was about to travel. It would be important to his mission, one could say. And besides the point, he was secretly eager to see the fauna of this planet. So in the end, it wasn't a surprise - to someone like him, at least - that he was currently resting in one of Pyli's many forests, simply watching squirrels and birds lead their normal life, the strange man amidst them not bothering in the slightest - something he was happy for.

[suchabeautifulcrime-blog]

Under normal circumstances, if Tamaki were to cross paths with, say, a blue-grey skinned humanoid with horns protruding from his head, he would most likely bolt screaming in the opposite direction. His first impulse was to do just that, but when he noticed said individual was violently shaking, with a look of clear distress, visible even under his dark shades, well… The blonde was never one to ignore such distress, unique skin pigment or no.

  I… I need a towel.

 He heard him mutter to nobody in particular, and probably wouldn’t have been heard if Tamaki hadn’t approached him.

 “M-my, you certainly do!” the teen exclaimed. And that was no exaggeration. That amount of perspiration could not be healthy for any individual, especially in this muggy heat.

 “Never fear though, I will quickly remedy the situation!” Before the poor fellow could respond, Tamaki loudly clapped his hands together twice before bellowing “Somebody fetch this good man a towel!”

 … Silence. And a good deal of furtive stares from passerby’s. Ah… Yes. It was… Rather easy to forget that he no longer had the luxury of summoning servants or club subordinates to answer his every beck and call.

 He coughed, feeling quite put on the spot (which was probably nothing compared to the poor horned fellow).

 “On second thought… Here.” He fished around in his pocket before pulling out a light silk handkerchief, which probably wasn’t sufficient for the task at hand, but… Well, compromises would have to be made, he supposed. 

[sweatskind]

The troll didn't even realize that he had been approached by someone, so heavy had the shock set in after realizing what had happened. After all, he had been dead, completely. There was no way him returning to his original body was possible - and yet he was standing firmly on the ground, hands clenched into fists, nails digging into the leather of his fingerless, black gloves. He needed to calm down, he told himself. He was a member of a high sophisticated blood caste, and...

“M-my, you certainly do!”

The voice, obviously directed at him, managed to snap Equius out of the dark hole he had begun to dig, if only for a moment to realize that there was indeed someone standing in front of him. A human with golden hair, pointing his finger at him, with a worried expression on him. The pitiful state he found himself in became even more obvious as he realized that other humans he had formerly not seen started to pile around the two of them. They had never seen a troll like he was - and the human's action, a loud clap and the beckoning for help, a motion that was not lost to the alien being, since had he used the same thing to call for his Lusus Aurthour - a fatherly figure which had served him like a butler at the same time - attracted even more bypassers. Surrounded by these humans, he became painfully aware that he was acting shameful for his caste, something that was punishable by death where came from. He needed to calm down, he HAD to.

Nobody arrived, which caused the situation's awkwardness to rise into levels unknown. Equius meanwhile had at least managed to regain his mental composure - his body was still shaking, even if not as hard as before, with a firm layer of sweat still covering almost every inch of his body. This situation was becoming quite... ludicrous. He wasn't sure what to do in this situation, except telling the people gathering around to leave him in peace, for he had just arrived in this strange place - when he his train of thought was derailed by the blonde human in front of him producing a handkerchief from his belongings, and obviously offered it to him. Well, what should he say? The person offering was a human - technically speaking, a red blood, which formed the lowest of the lowest in the caste system. But he was offering help in something he undoubtedly needed... It was against his morals, but in this case, things needed to change. With a small nod, Equius grabbed the handkerchief, careful not to touch the humans hand - his strength would break the mans bones if he wasn't careful - before beginning wipe himself off with said item. Of course, it was quickly drenched, but he didn't mind.

D --> I believe a sign of appreciaton is needed, human

D --> As you stated, I truly needed a piece of cloth

[tobiltop]

Was warmup again

Ended up Homestuck again

Workout Meowrails

[sweatskind]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

D —> I am going to assume that this inquiry is meant to be seen as if I am still on Alterna

D —> If that is indeed the case, then my answer would be clearly ‘Nowhere’

D —> My hive has been a place of rest and comfort for the longest of time, and I have grown quite accustomed to it

D —> If we are talking about this human planet, however

D —> I have overheard that hoofbeasts stride around these lands en mass

D —> I would be delighted to see one of them

[sweatskind]

So, that world cup game

Does sick ollies on skateboard

falls and breaks legs

[sweatskind]

[You blink, and start to take deep breaths. One. Two. Three. You continue breathing, and it's completely wrong. Your lungs fill with air, your chest rising and sinking as you do so. The heart pumps blue blood through your veins.]

D --> No

[The single word, muttered under your breath, is followed by your body shaking heavily. You're not entirely sure whether it is out of rage, or just because you're confused. Perhaps even scared.]

D --> I was dead

D --> By all means, I shouldn't be here

[You start to shake heavier, and drops of sweat begin to pour out of almost every pore available, covering your body in sticky perspiration. Biting your lip, you speak out those words that seemed so normal before, and now left a bitter taste in your mouth.]

D --> I

D --> I need a towel

[sweatskind]

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