Local Whore!

writer, rq’s always open.

[sweatybarnes]

sorry for no return

my best friend took their life

hope you are all well

[blowmymbackout]

I’m screaming what the hell

@delicatecy @heavenbarnes @steveslulbaby @uhlxisback @stillevansbae @swirlevans @sweatybarnes @thotgomery @thotty-tatertot @noire-griot @canumoveurseatup-no @tropicalcap

[sweatybarnes]

twitter stans regardless of which fandom they are in are fucking WILD

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[xoxohyuck-deactivated20210822]

a little bit of chance…..

[hotgirlmeg]

don’t be worried abt who I date… just know I been gettin ate 💗❤️💗

[sweatybarnes]

Oh you’re gonna write ? I love your work 💕

yes! y’all can request stuff

[sweatybarnes]

can’t stop thinking about young mit student!tony ugh

[sweatybarnes]

What kind of ask do you want ? Thirst ? About who ? Tell me and and you’ll receive

anyone really I guess. steve, Bucky, tony any !!

[sweatybarnes]

send some asks pls I’m doing hcs and shit uno

[kamryyy-deactivated20110627]

Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

[sweatybarnes]

it was quick, and over before you even knew it. you were put over the table and your suit was tugged off of you by raw, bloody hands.

you whined and struggled as he had a grip on your hair, attempting (and failing) to push yourself back into him. his figure made him all the more masculine. tall, at least 6’1, with broad shoulders and huge arms that you wanted him to pin you down with.

steve spat onto your entrance, sliding two fingers into you. you cried out and brought you closer, hugging your back into his chest and hissing at you to shut the fuck up, all the while still pleasuring you and making your eyes roll back hitting that spot inside you.

he undid his pants, keeping on the stealth suit that made him look even more godly than he did without it. soft, blonde hair that shone in the sun and glistening blue eyes that you couldn’t help but stare at. steve lined himself up at your entrance, and thrusted in.

steve fucks hard. and deep. steve loves to pound you, and make you cry and scream for him. the more rough he is with you, the more he can treat you like a personal fuck doll, the happier he is.

no words or whimpers, or even a tiny moan, dripped from your mouth as steve pounded you over the table. all that echoed throughout the living room of the compound was his deep grunts, as he gripped your hips and hit that spot inside you, over and over. the spot that made your eyes roll back and made everything go blurry. you felt drunk off of steve’s dick.

as soon as he started hitting your special spot, he slapped a hand over your mouth. you let out tiny whimpers, muffled behind the soldiers larger hand. your moans became more frequent and desperate, and steve urged you to come with him. he was pushing into you harder than ever at this point, almost as if it was the last time you two would ever fuck.

you both came together, and you came hard. you felt dizzy, and steve slammed into you a final time before you felt his hot, wet, cum fill you up and paint your walls.

steve fell onto you, and you both collapsed over the table. he didn’t pull out, and you were ok with that. he let every single drop of his seed stay inside of you, and made you promise it would stay inside for when he checks later on.

that is how steve took you fairly quickly over the table, in the compound living room upon return from a mission.

[sweatybarnes]

I'm going to see it Friday and I'm most likely will be bringing my inhaler and trying to secure my wig 🙃 lmao

i had to reapply wig glue several times throughout the movie. maybe bring some tissues too lmaoooo

[sweatybarnes]

Did it snatch your heart out ? 👀

snatched my heart, my soul, and my wig. literally the best movie and ended in the best way in my opinion. I was in tears

[christopherrobertevans]

Chris Evans for Men’s Journal (2019) 

[sweatybarnes]

I want him to crush my neck with his hands

[sweatybarnes]

trying to finish some requests now I have free time. you guys can request headcanons, drabbles, anything!!

[sweatybarnes]

I saw endgame last night opening night and I have never been more broken as a woman

[sweatybarnes]

i want some sort of fugitive steve to destroy me. like maybe kidnap me on my way to work and keep me in his house. maybe drug me and keep me for himself, and have me be his. not just sexually, but all the time. i would cook for him, shower with him, bring him a beer while he watches television, soon i would probably fall in love with him and end up having his kids.

[noire-griot]

Handymen & Idle Hands:              Blossoming

Warnings: Age gap (everyone is legal), explicit sex, mentions of loss of virginity, non-con voyeurism

A/N: With permission from the awesome @sweatybarnes, I will continuing this idea of Handyman! Steve. I am changing it from a reader to an OC. Her name is Gesinia Valentina Yasmin Garcia-Williams or Gesi for short.

Orginal Headcanon 

Smut Headcanon 

Tags: @avenged-queen26, @the-lululemon, @killmongersmistress, @brittyevans, @dn-coralrose, @areubeingserved, @shay-iamiam, @marvelmaree, @honeychicana, @madbiologist17, @amethyst-dreams-and-candy-canes, @cranberryjulce, @canumoveurseatup-no, @blowmymbackout, @jbb-sgr, @peachyteabuck, @kalliopetales, @crushed-pink-petals, @mustbeaweasleyginger, @storibambino, @unlikelygalaxygiver, @gucciofthenorth, @blackpantherreblogs, @coonflix

That night after having sex with Steve, Gesi took to her diary. Though soreness lingered between her legs, she was on cloud nine. No one knew she was virgin in the first place, so she could not confide to her small group of friends, who all were more experienced sexually. So she wrote to no one in particular: 

3.20.19 -

So it finally happened, I lost my virginity to the handyman of all people. I did not set out to fuck the plumber but here we are. It sort of just happened. He was a really hot older white guy. His dick was big, so it hurt but I took it like a champ. Why someone who looks like that is wasting their life working as a handyman is beyond me.

I feel sort of different. It feels like something is vibrating and radiating in me, if that makes any fucking sense. I feel satisfied and starving at the same time. It didn’t hurt as much as my friends have told me. Steve made sure I wasn’t in too much pain, which was nice. He is nice. 10/10 would and will do it again.

Of course he’s fucking Jennifer and probably a bunch of other girls I went to high school with or whose dads play golf with mine. I can’t be jealous because of a man I just met. I just had an itch I needed to scratch and Steve was there. Nothing more. He was handsome, he was skilled, and he was there. Though, if he wanted to fuck again, I would entertain the idea.

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[sweatybarnes]

God can you get any fucking better? This was amazing, you’re amazing, please never stop writing !