solar blaze

my best was to show you guys my Pokemon porn fetish.(nsfw 18+, will have some other posts as well, and I am open to roleplays. smut,incest,futa,male,female,bi. you name it,I'll RP to it.) also accepting pokeporn pictures! my Kik is Solarblaze20 so anytime you wish,I'll be there.

[audiospawn]

A lot of people asked for the script to “Kris stop screaming”, so here it is

Kris : Had it with your shit! HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT!

Kris : GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF ME!

Kris : *Screaming*

Asriel : Kris? Kris, is that you?

Asriel : Stop screaming at four in the fucking morning, people are trying to sleep!

Asriel : Kris!?

Asriel : Kris, I know what you’re doing in there!

Asriel : Kris…

Asriel : Kris, this isn’t cool man, I have an exam in the morning.

Asriel : Kris!

Asriel : Kris?

Kris : *Pained noises and coughing*

Asriel : You okay, man?

Kris : *More pained noises and coughing*

Asriel : Kris?

Kris : *More quiet pained noises*

Asriel : Kris…?

Kris : *Laughing and coughing*

Asriel : You done?

Kris : *Laughing*

Asriel : You done, uh… You done doing what you do at four in the morning?

Kris : *Laughing maniacally*

Asriel : You done violently ripping your heart out?

Kris : *Insane laughter*

Asriel : Uhh… If that’s the case… Could you get me some water, man?

Asriel : I mean, I‘m awake now, so…

Kris : I’m going to eat that entire FUCKING pie.

Asriel : Okay, you have fun with that.

[sweatysharktrash]

calling all undertale genocide rout players. any pro tips n how to beat undyne in the route with the toy knife?(its actually my first attempt doing genocide)

[benditlikekorra]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

[sweatysharktrash]

*screams for no reason*

[sweatysharktrash]

long time no see everyone! 

[camandgirls]

[ask-mr-boomface]

yes tumblr is not as funny as it was before …

[sweatysharktrash]

Yeah it's annoying

[alex-the-absol]

For those who will be still here repost this and say “ME🦊”

[pyrobraixen]

ME🦊

I’ll still post my art here. Just not as often as I used to

[lightcosmicwolf]

I’ll stay if Tumblr doesn’t delet my blog

[yami-floacune]

Likewise I’ll stay

[sweatysharktrash]

Heyo Tumblr survivors!

[sweatysharktrash]

Hey everyone

So...with Tumblr still active but many nsftw people are gone,it may seem like me returning was dumb. Ya know,I don't care cause spreading around 5 tumblrs I made,I have about 1000 followers.

[beelzbat]

[sweatysharktrash]

I'm surprised it's still going

[sweatysharktrash]

Holy shit

Damn I can't believe lewds are still going on Tumblr! And it's been along time since I've been on!

[cyberrebecca]

Calm before the storm(open to male, female or futa)

*Ever since mega evolution became a worldwide ability many Pokémon have become truly powerful but also gaining the ability to talk. A mega absol named angel yawns softly as she lays on a bed watching tv in a hotel. Her trainer had left to get lunch as they were currently on break from their journey*

[cyberrebecca]

*She sighs laying back as she relaxes with a huff*i see

[sweatysharktrash]

He jolts as he sees his boner and headed to the bathroom *

[cyberrebecca]

*She turns back to the tv and watches*

[sweatysharktrash]

Solar sat ont toilet and panted, as he removed his shorts and stroked himself off, growling in slight pleasure *

[cyberrebecca]

*She simply continues watching rv*

[sweatysharktrash]

He yips kinda loud as he was about to orgasm*

[cyberrebecca]

*She ignores it as she yawns and takes a drink of water*

[sweatysharktrash]

He howls and orgasms,panting hard*

[mageyalook]

don’t try to convince me that roxas doesn’t completely dominate the stage on karaoke nights

[sweatysharktrash]

Question For me is : HOW CAN HE EXCIST WHEN HE ISNT EVEN ROXAS BUT VENTUS!?

[cyberrebecca]

Calm before the storm(open to male, female or futa)

*Ever since mega evolution became a worldwide ability many Pokémon have become truly powerful but also gaining the ability to talk. A mega absol named angel yawns softly as she lays on a bed watching tv in a hotel. Her trainer had left to get lunch as they were currently on break from their journey*

[cyberrebecca]

*She sighs laying back as she relaxes with a huff*i see

[sweatysharktrash]

He jolts as he sees his boner and headed to the bathroom *

[cyberrebecca]

*She turns back to the tv and watches*

[sweatysharktrash]

Solar sat ont toilet and panted, as he removed his shorts and stroked himself off, growling in slight pleasure *

[cyberrebecca]

*She simply continues watching rv*

[sweatysharktrash]

He yips kinda loud as he was about to orgasm*

[cyberrebecca]

Calm before the storm(open to male, female or futa)

*Ever since mega evolution became a worldwide ability many Pokémon have become truly powerful but also gaining the ability to talk. A mega absol named angel yawns softly as she lays on a bed watching tv in a hotel. Her trainer had left to get lunch as they were currently on break from their journey*

[cyberrebecca]

*She sighs laying back as she relaxes with a huff*i see

[sweatysharktrash]

He jolts as he sees his boner and headed to the bathroom *

[cyberrebecca]

*She turns back to the tv and watches*

[sweatysharktrash]

Solar sat ont toilet and panted, as he removed his shorts and stroked himself off, growling in slight pleasure *

[cyberrebecca]

Calm before the storm(open to male, female or futa)

*Ever since mega evolution became a worldwide ability many Pokémon have become truly powerful but also gaining the ability to talk. A mega absol named angel yawns softly as she lays on a bed watching tv in a hotel. Her trainer had left to get lunch as they were currently on break from their journey*

[cyberrebecca]

*She sighs laying back as she relaxes with a huff*i see

[sweatysharktrash]

He jolts as he sees his boner and headed to the bathroom *

[cyberrebecca]

Calm before the storm(open to male, female or futa)

*Ever since mega evolution became a worldwide ability many Pokémon have become truly powerful but also gaining the ability to talk. A mega absol named angel yawns softly as she lays on a bed watching tv in a hotel. Her trainer had left to get lunch as they were currently on break from their journey*

[sweatysharktrash]

*solar,who was half male lycanroc due to expirments he did to himself ,walked into the room, holding some food for the two* “hey angel. Got us some lunch”

[cyberrebecca]

*Angel noticed her trainer walking in and she simply yawns as she streches slightly her wings moving slightly*good to hear

[sweatysharktrash]

*he hands her the part he got fo her and he sits next to her * were you boed by yourself here? *he asked her*

[cyberrebecca]

*She looks at him and nods*that and I’m still trying to adjust to this new form…frankly I’m still not use to walking on two legs or using arms but this mega evolution thing changed me a lot more differently than the rest

[sweatysharktrash]

He nods as he looks down for a second * if that lycanroc and i never merged ,i Wouldn’t be here. *he smirks* one thing i like about this is i can smell if your horny,and your a bit huh angel ?

[cyberrebecca]

*She blushes hearing that before she smacks him in the back of the head as she usually does when he talks like that*i would prefer you not smelling my scent that way or making such statements again I may be more humanoid but I’m still a proud absol

[sweatysharktrash]

Heh. Sorry. Im still adjusting to the lycanroc part of me. Plus your a sexy absol angel .  *he flirts*

[cyberrebecca]

*She begins eating and simply rolls her eyes at that*your a dork you know that?

[sweatysharktrash]

Proud of it too. sO What do you wanna do after we’re done eating? *he asked her*

[cyberrebecca]

*She continues eating and takes a sip of her drink as she thinks*well I want to let loose some energy so why don’t we find another trainer to fight

[sweatysharktrash]

Sadly angel there arent trainers in town to battle  *solar sighs*

[cyberrebecca]

*she finishes her food and sighs in annoyance*damn it we picked a boring spot to rest then…how much further till the next gym?

[sweatysharktrash]

Its a few more town...*solar sighs in annoyance as he got a slight boner*