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@swedens-googlehistory
Since Nor-kun would never go out with me, I want to gear the conversation towards something on the line of "Go out with me." "What? Shut up." "(Ëă»Ïă»`)"When Nor-kun murmurs to himself "Magical Boy, huh...?" I want to say to him, "Make a contract with me and become a magical boy!" But I already have 12 accounts blocked by him, so this time I probably should control myself.(^Ï^âĄ^Ï^) oh oh oh oh
i am going to protect that nor booty from you watch me
I just want to say that i think that you are a great person and i honestly love your blog. *whispers* i think i might even like yoouuuu.....
// omg?? i mean people still follow this sinful trash, barely alive blog omgggg ily <3 and asdfdsdfs i was not meant to elicit feelings
Youâre a ho ho HOMOSEXUAL
???? IâM NOT CONFINED TO MEN ONLY RETARD DANE
I have heard rumours that Sweden's a sassy bitch, is that true?
Iâve heard rumours that you like to stick your pleb nose in other peopleâs business
Chair X Table [R-18]
oh mHMHMHM yassSS
What about a threesome with Denmark and Norway
I could fuck my brothers all night every night try me
headcanon #5
denmark giving sweden advice on how to win over finland.
Its not very effectiveâŠ
his advice is shite i speak on behalf of the casualties
Denmark building a Lego statut of [insert whoever you want here] and doing [insert whatever you want here] with it
Denmark plopped down on his bed sweating and his body aching. He sighed and looked up. He saw his statue masterpiece before him, in all if itâs Lego glory. It had taken him three whole days to build it. He kept it hidden in his closet hopeful that his family wouldnât find it. They would mock him to eternity. Denmark sat up and grabbed an item that was resting to the left of the couch. He went up to the statue and spoke to the figure. âSweden, this is the last fucking strawâ, the statute did not respond, â next time you drink the last booze without leaving me any is the day i show you no mercy.â He raised his axe in the air and just as he was about to strike, Sweden stepped in the room. âWhat âre you doing?â Den quickly tried to cover up the axe and the statute but to no avail. âIs-is thât me?â Sve walked up to -er well i guess himself, and he examined it. Denmark tried to shuffle away to the door when Sve called him. âAww Den, i thought you had forgottenâ ???? Was all Den could think of. âThis âs been the best birthday gift youâve ever gott'n me!â Relief flushed over Denmarkâs face, âOf course, Happy Birthday Sve!â
//wtf did i just write
Denmarkâs Google History #125
How to tell you brother that you hate IKEA even though you secretly love it but you dont want him to know that
can you please just fucking die and evaporate
Swedenâs Google History # whatever
âsweden is deadâ memes
!!!! *HUGS*
[ eyes you suspiciously ] ..huh? no martha i donât have no jams
SICKE SĂCKE SICKE SĂCKE -ya german boi Max
Zig zag? Sickle sack? Ball sack? Uhh?
// Iâm sorry! I donât remember a âMaxâ but hi again!!
HOI HOI HOI
(it me. Ya boi/gurl/nb pal and Iâm here to cheer up your day)
*gasp* itâs Finny-
// sounded familiar!! I remember now :))
*whispers* sicke SĂ€cke sicke SĂ€cke
(Yeet. It me. Hello)
What is it with German these days
( Iâm still loathing school )
The answer is Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Good. Suffer)
Hoi hoi hoi? Whatâs that?
( Suffer with meeee )
Itâs just
Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Last week i already suffered. This week I get a last science testing day and movies all week)
You make such a cute sound while saying that
( l U C K Y )
It appears now itâs time to take the i off of hoi
Because you, my slut, are a ho ho ho
(Hopefully. We donât at least get bill nye or the Lorax, someone will be killed)
Hey! That was an innocent compliment.. *pout*
( Please no killing ;; )
Good thing youâre my favorite hoe
(Please yes killing)
You have other hoes..? :|
( NO KILLING KILLING IS BAD )
Literally everyone on this goddamn website in the hetalia fandom
(Blood. Blood. Gallons of the stuff give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough)
I feel nothing but a second rate
( Bloodlust :0c )
Swedenâs Google History
What to do if you dreamt about fisting your hot brothers
Go to the nearest church.
Seems youâre still a slut after 365 years
How are you
Says you, Mr Landmass-looks-like-a-giant-penis.
And Iâm fine. Been doing more parkour lately and avoiding IKEA because my boss put his foot down over the last incident.
You?
Aww thatâs how you greet old friends?
Been great. Just came back- Sleeping and destroying pussies and asses all over Norway; I was stranded in a small forgotten town and I must say it was a q u I t e n I c e :)
You called me a slut, so I figured it was appropriate.
And cool. Nothing too ridiculous has been going on here. Thereâs a few babies now.
Sorry for calling you a slut then. Are we on good terms?
B-babies..?
Thatâs okay. Sorry for making fun of your landmass shape.
And yeah, sure.
Mildri had a son. His name is Audun. And Iceland somehow ended up pregnant with cat babies.
And Markieâs just had twins~!
Who the fuck is Markie
MarkellâŠ
2p Denmark~!
Havenât really seen any version of Dennys in a while.
Oh well tell him he had my condolences
âŠâŠâŠ..why condolences? He seems happy?
And and I adopted a human~
A HUMAN?? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE WOMAN
I doNâT WANNA CRY CRY NO YOUâRE TEARING ME HEART
I mean Iâm not sure I was completely sane to start with?
*is sobbing right now*
*pats his arm* donât cry, Ber!!!!
Iâd stop crying if you give me a blowjob *innocent tear stained eyes*
âŠâŠ
Why are you like this.
You know what, sure.
Oml you actually agreed- Iâm lucky today!!
WhAAAAAAAAT?!! *Nik gets out the flamethrower*
JUST WHAT SORT OF STUNT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL??!
*raises hands up in air* Oh uh, hej- Nik! What stunt?
Just playing around~
.. you still up for it?
Haha
Ja~
Heck yeah
*sits on a chair*
*timeskip*
No more crying, now, okay~? Next time I might try to bite it off~
*heâs actually flushed and drooling* A-Ah~ Y-yes, madame! No more crying!
Or maybe do cry~ *sits herself on his lap* itâs kind of entertaining to see you this much of a mess~
*face twitches, cheeks blushes redder* since when did you become this much brazen, madame~?
Since I was a teenager, I think~? *starts nipping at his neck* Iâm starting to get tired of suppressing it~
Really, that's so endearing~ *he grunts in anticipation* suppressing it only makes it stronger, cher~
SICKE SĂCKE SICKE SĂCKE -ya german boi Max
Zig zag? Sickle sack? Ball sack? Uhh?
// Iâm sorry! I donât remember a âMaxâ but hi again!!
HOI HOI HOI
(it me. Ya boi/gurl/nb pal and Iâm here to cheer up your day)
*gasp* itâs Finny-
// sounded familiar!! I remember now :))
*whispers* sicke SĂ€cke sicke SĂ€cke
(Yeet. It me. Hello)
What is it with German these days
( Iâm still loathing school )
The answer is Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Good. Suffer)
Hoi hoi hoi? Whatâs that?
( Suffer with meeee )
Itâs just
Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Last week i already suffered. This week I get a last science testing day and movies all week)
You make such a cute sound while saying that
( l U C K Y )
It appears now itâs time to take the i off of hoi
Because you, my slut, are a ho ho ho
(Hopefully. We donât at least get bill nye or the Lorax, someone will be killed)
Hey! That was an innocent compliment.. *pout*
( Please no killing ;; )
Good thing youâre my favorite hoe
(Please yes killing)
You have other hoes..? :|
( NO KILLING KILLING IS BAD )
SICKE SĂCKE SICKE SĂCKE -ya german boi Max
Zig zag? Sickle sack? Ball sack? Uhh?
// Iâm sorry! I donât remember a âMaxâ but hi again!!
HOI HOI HOI
(it me. Ya boi/gurl/nb pal and Iâm here to cheer up your day)
*gasp* itâs Finny-
// sounded familiar!! I remember now :))
*whispers* sicke SĂ€cke sicke SĂ€cke
(Yeet. It me. Hello)
What is it with German these days
( Iâm still loathing school )
The answer is Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Good. Suffer)
Hoi hoi hoi? Whatâs that?
( Suffer with meeee )
Itâs just
Hoi Hoi Hoi
(Last week i already suffered. This week I get a last science testing day and movies all week)
You make such a cute sound while saying that
( l U C K Y )
It appears now itâs time to take the i off of hoi
Because you, my slut, are a ho ho ho
(Hopefully. We donât at least get bill nye or the Lorax, someone will be killed)
Hey! That was an innocent compliment.. *pout*
( Please no killing ;; )
Are you always this slutty? Or am I just lucky?
I'm a little bit of both ~ ââĄâĄ
Sve, you need Jesus
Who dat biatch
