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[abbawkchio]

COMMISSIONS OPEN

I’m currently trying to save up to get back to Germany to be with my boyfriend and get back to therapy. My goal is 1500€. Any little bit helps! I’ll draw just about anything so don’t be afraid to reach out :)

[krismaggot]

[torstherapy]

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[strangegoingson]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[zeroartsblog]

The Father’s Story is Now Done.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[freelance-abortionist]

[freelance-abortionist]

[gryffon]

[todaysbird]

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[vip-komilk]

Nobokai I love u nobokai

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[hnybdger3]

Took me longer than expected to finish this BTW

This is for the anon who asked me to draw em eating at a restaurant, I loved this req tbh and I hope y’all do too bc I did take me a while ong !! 😭

(For the ones wondering what’s Javi saying, he’s just asking for his taco order lmao)

[hellafluff]

I KNOW Rose explicitly states she isn't using a phone to take her photographs but the mental image of her taking a selfie as Pearl is hit by the train is killing me