Yandere! Sweeney Todd Headcanons
[TW: I've never watched this movie, so sorry if it's OOC or something. I tried my best]
Meep!!!! 🏳️🌈
Blimey! Am I that high strung?!
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@sweeneytodddemonbarber
Yandere! Sweeney Todd Headcanons
[TW: I've never watched this movie, so sorry if it's OOC or something. I tried my best]
Meep!!!! 🏳️🌈
Blimey! Am I that high strung?!
Something tells me that the shooting at the WH Correspondence Dinner was staged—just like the assassination attempt on you know who on the campaign trail back in 2024…things aren’t adding up…🥴🏳️🌈
This is where we have to be careful of what was said and heard. No matter what happened in there—whether it was staged or not, we’ll have to be on our guard…my guess is that they’re trying to get us to sympathize with that idiot after what he pulled.
@iloveyoutoinfinity
While I do agree that something isn’t right, please keep searching for the truth. That’s all I can tell you. @monkeyunclescar
@joshuawilliams74 @iloveyoutoinfinity @monkeyunclescar
Yep…it’s been staged. I swear these people think this is a game! It’s not! 😒🏳️🌈
솔직히 말씀드리면, 저는 그 정권에 있는 누구에게도 동정심을 느끼지 않습니다. 그것이 끔찍한 일이라는 것을 알고 있지만, 그는 현재 미국 민주주의에 충분히 큰 피해를 입혔습니다.
@meiwilliamslittlelove
No doubt, the wanker’s doing that for attention, sweet. 😒😒🔥🖤🏳️🌈
@monkeyunclescar @joshuawilliams74 @iloveyoutoinfinity
YES, VIRGINIA!!! TEACH TRUMP AND MAGA A LESSON THEY WILL NEVER FORGET!!! 🥳💚
DEMOCRACY LIVES!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!! 🥳🥳🥳💙🏳️🌈
@iloveyoutoinfinity @joshuawilliams74 @victorwilliams69 @ebbyscrooge @sweeneytodddemonbarber @vizierjafar @balancedwarrior @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove
@monkeyunclescar
That’s more like it!! 🥳💙
I’m literally shaking with unbridled rage with Vic by my side. 62 million internet visits to a 🍇 ACADEMY?!!! This…THIS IS DISGUSTING! And these “men” are not men! THEY’RE ANIMALS!!! ABSOLUTE SAVAGES!!! And you wonder why women don’t trust us! Vic and I don’t trust the other men, specifically the straight white kind! I’m on the women’s side! NO MORE PATRIARCHY! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 @victorwilliams69 @iloveyoutoinfinity @ebbyscrooge @vizierjafar @formerprinceofegypt @sweeneytodddemonbarber @monkeyunclescar @kingsimbaofpriderock
IDIOTS!!!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!! I SIMPLY WANT TO RIP THEM APART FOR DOING THIS!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🔥🔥🔥🔥
AND THESE MEN THINK THAT THIS SHIT IS FUCKING FUNNY?! IT’S NOT!!!!!! I NEED A RAGE ROOM TO THROW SHIT AND RIP SOMEONE’S HEAD OFF!!!!!! DEAD MEN DON’T RAPE!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🤬🤬🤬🏳️🌈
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!! BASTARDS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *throws a chair in fury crashing out* DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN BECAUSE I AM THIS CLOSE TO RIPPINC SOMEONE’S FUCKING BRAINS OUT FOR THINKING LIKE A FUCKING PREDATOR!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@joshuawilliams74 @victorwilliams69 @iloveyoutoinfinity @vizierjafar @formerprinceofegypt @sweeneytodddemonbarber @kingsimbaofpriderock
WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING WANKERS?!?! I’VE GOT MY RAZOR ON ME AND I AIN’T SCARED TO USE IT ON THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!! I’LL SLIT EVERY MAN WHO’S EVER RAPED A BEAUTIFUL LADY!!!! THESE MEN ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬
@joshuawilliams74 @monkeyunclescar @kingsimbaofpriderock @victorwilliams69 @ebbyscrooge @formerprinceofegypt @iloveyoutoinfinity
*crashing out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT I’LL USE YOUR RAZOR TO CUT THEIR DICKS OFF!!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈🔪😈🤬🔥
Knock yourself out, my dear. You ‘ave my full permission to do that. 😈🔥
Yet another innocent soul…killed by Trump’s thugs!!! First Keith Porter Jr on New Year’s Eve; next, Renee Nicole Good—NOW I HEAR THAT ANOTHER INNOCENT PERSON HAS BEEN MURDERED BY ICE—THIS TIME, IT’S ALEX PRETTI!! HE WAS AN ICU NURSE AT WHO HELPED CARE FOR VETERANS!!!! WHATSOEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT THIS FASCIST REGIME TELLS YOU!!! HE WAS UNARMED—AND PROTECTING A LIONESS FROM HARM!!!!
@iloveyoutoinfinity
ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH THE GESTAPO’S ACTIONS, I WILL LITERALLY CUT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE FOR REAL!!!!! IF YOU AGREE WITH WHAT THE ORANGE TURD IS DOING TO MINNEAPOLIS AND ICE’S NAZI TACTICS, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!! YOU HAVE NO MORALS, YOU THINK LIKE A NAZI SO YOU SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!! FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR THIS!!!! 🖕🏾🏳️🌈🤬🔥🔥🔥🔥
… @monkeyunclescar
@iloveyoutoinfinity
My lion heart is crying out in rage for justice. How many more pride landers will be killed by ICE before things get worse? Keith Porter Jr…Renee Nicole Good…Alex Pretti…these poor souls didn’t deserve any of this 💔
Sorry, loves, I was away…and by being away…I was detained by those thugs in Minneapolis for a time but I am back, and I am ready to fight back with every ounce for human rights and for immigrants! This piece of shit Nazi regime must be removed! 9 innocent souls were murdered by ICE, and we can’t sit idly by while watching our neighbours and friends get killed off in broad daylight by those bellends! Those who agree with their tactics and this regime can kindly fuck off!
@monkeyunclescar @iloveyoutoinfinity
@vizierjafar
@sweeneytodddemonbarber
You were detained?! Oh, dear!!! Thank the stars you’re back! 🥺🥹💚
Yes, I’m back, mate. There will come a time when MAGA will die out. And in 10 years from now when little ones ask questions and one of them will ask: “Why didn’t they do anything to stop him?” and if they figured out that their loved ones were part of MAGA, they will turn on them once they find out the truth. Eventually, it will ‘ave to come out sooner or later.
@monkeyunclescar
So…he started a war in Iran to get people to stop talking about the files, the Supreme Leader is dead, and his son is taking his place, and he’s talking about putting American soldiers in Iran…to die in a senseless war?! He is NOT slick. He has LITERALLY COMMITTED INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMES. He won’t stop until he’s arrested or dead! We will never stop talking about those damn files! @iloveyoutoinfinity @vizierjafar @sweeneytodddemonbarber @formerprinceofegypt @monkeyunclescar @littlerani @joshuawilliams74 @meiwilliamslittlelove @jeannelapucelledarc
That simple minded fool is going to get us all killed! Worse, he will probably never care as long as we persist and continue talking about those files! @ebbyscrooge
These fucking wankers are gonna find out SLOWLY, MISERABLY AND PAINFULLY THIS UNNECESSARY WAR’LL DO!!! ‘Istory will not be kind to ‘em, that’s for sure—the fact that they sided with a rapist and 34 time convicted felon in the Epstein Files over the women and children is beyond FUCKING disgusting!!! And infuriating!!! 🤢🤬
WE ARE NOT FUCKING ANGRY ENOUGH!!!! THAT’S THE PROBLEM!!! Sorry if I’m saying this in advance, Yeshua, but MAGA AND ICE SHOULD BE ENLISTED IN THAT TERRIBLE WAR—ESPECIALLY THE ORANGE CHEETO’S KIDS!!!! 🏳️🌈🤬🔥
@ebbyscrooge @iloveyoutoinfinity @vizierjafar @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove @joshuawilliams74 @monkeyunclescar @jeannelapucelledarc
Yet another innocent soul…killed by Trump’s thugs!!! First Keith Porter Jr on New Year’s Eve; next, Renee Nicole Good—NOW I HEAR THAT ANOTHER INNOCENT PERSON HAS BEEN MURDERED BY ICE—THIS TIME, IT’S ALEX PRETTI!! HE WAS AN ICU NURSE AT WHO HELPED CARE FOR VETERANS!!!! WHATSOEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT THIS FASCIST REGIME TELLS YOU!!! HE WAS UNARMED—AND PROTECTING A LIONESS FROM HARM!!!!
@iloveyoutoinfinity
ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH THE GESTAPO’S ACTIONS, I WILL LITERALLY CUT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE FOR REAL!!!!! IF YOU AGREE WITH WHAT THE ORANGE TURD IS DOING TO MINNEAPOLIS AND ICE’S NAZI TACTICS, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!! YOU HAVE NO MORALS, YOU THINK LIKE A NAZI SO YOU SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!! FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR THIS!!!! 🖕🏾🏳️🌈🤬🔥🔥🔥🔥
… @monkeyunclescar
@iloveyoutoinfinity
My lion heart is crying out in rage for justice. How many more pride landers will be killed by ICE before things get worse? Keith Porter Jr…Renee Nicole Good…Alex Pretti…these poor souls didn’t deserve any of this 💔
Sorry, loves, I was away…and by being away…I was detained by those thugs in Minneapolis for a time but I am back, and I am ready to fight back with every ounce for human rights and for immigrants! This piece of shit Nazi regime must be removed! 9 innocent souls were murdered by ICE, and we can’t sit idly by while watching our neighbours and friends get killed off in broad daylight by those bellends! Those who agree with their tactics and this regime can kindly fuck off!
@monkeyunclescar @iloveyoutoinfinity
@vizierjafar
Happy New Year, my dears! In 2025, MAGA, The Heritage Foundation, Turning Point USA and their ringleaders definitely messed around. Now, it’s our turn to strike them where it hurts! Be prepared! Because the midterms begin! 💚🔥💚🔥💚🔥💚
@vizierjafar
Blue flames are hotter than red flames!!!!! LFG!!!! 🏳️🌈💙🔥
A cobra can patiently wait to strike. @monkeyunclescar
By the way, I heard what those fools of the orange decrepit one did to a woman who dropped her little one off to learn knowledge, and everyone is talking about it! I’ve seen what happened to her on those gizmos you call iPhones. Frightfully upsetting, as this was a coverup! Those “guards” will get what’s coming to them!
THEY SURE FUCKING WILL!!! 🤬👿🔥🏳️🌈
@vizierjafar
Yes, I heard about the lioness as well—and another lion was killed by those beasts before her! When the midterms are over and when the Democrats take over, THAT ORANGE IDIOT AND HIS CRONIES ARE DONE. 🤬🔥
THESE NAZI PRICKS ARE GONNA WISH THEY HAD NEVER DONE THAT BECAUSE HOW FUCKING DARE THEY!!!! THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD ONE!!!! 🏳️🌈🤬🔥
Those Nazi wankers are gonna WISH THEY’D NEVER OFFED HER AND OTHERS WHO WERE TRYING TO PREVENT THEM FROM KIDNAPPING THEIR NEIGHBORS!!! Mei told me about a dream that she had: that I went after Steven Miller and I slit ‘is throat; and that Mei was goin’ after dog killer Noem; she was pulling her hair and choking her. And then she set her ablaze when she was dead. And as for the Heritage Foundation; that building was burned down by Mei. I’m glad she told me about it—and she was scared that in her dream that she was being vengeful; and so I gave her advice: take deep breaths, remember the cautionary stories that you were told when you were little. Course, the advice got her feeling better.
@meiwilliamslittlelove @joshuawilliams74 @monkeyunclescar @vizierjafar
he served a dark and a vengeful god, yes, but he also served his wife.
Indeed, I did, but at a high price. My story is a cautionary warning of what not to do.
So…he is on that damning list. If that Black Bridge Boarding School principal was still alive, he would be on that list, I have no doubt. @sweeneytodddemonbarber
Whoever reads this, do not play stupid. You know what I’m talking about, and who I am referring to. If you still defend him, then you must know that you are absolute scum of the earth.
Yes, and the evidence is damning as it seems. He knows he’s been caught and there’s no way out.
@ebbyscrooge
@monkeyunclescar
@ebbyscrooge
I wouldn’t be surprised if Judge Turpin would be in the Epstein files as well. The rich and powerful get away with everything. 😒
I am losing it! Look at them! She's carrying her!
CHAGGIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! 💖🏳️🌈
Heheheh…I knew you would like this. @joshuawilliams74 @iloveyoutoinfinity @sweeneytodddemonbarber
Our favorite lionesses are back!!!! 💚
YAHOO!!! AND THEY’RE TAKING ON VOX AND THE VEES!!! 🥰🏳️🌈❤️🔥
THAT DOES IT!!! JULY 4th IS CANCELED!! YOU KNOW WHY???! BECAUSE NAZI PRICKS LIKE LISA MURKOWSKI AND JD VANCE IN THE SENATE PASSED ORANGE SHITLER’S BIG EVIL BILL!!! IT HEADS STRAIGHT TO THE HOUSE AND IF IT PASSES, MEDICAID, MEDICARE AND SNAP BENEFITS ARE GOING TO GET CUT!!!! WHICH MEANS MANY AMERICAN PEOPLE INCLUDING ME AND MY TWIN SISTER WHO RELY ON MEDICAID WILL DIE!!!!!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SMACK THE EVIL GRINS OFF THEIR FACES AND CHASE THEM AROUND WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!! THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE MAGA NAZI PARTY RIGHT NOW!!!!! FUCK THEM!!!! THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT US AND THEY NEVER WILL!!!! 🏳️🌈🖕🏾🤬🖤🔥
I was afraid this would happen…there’s only one thing left to do in order to stop this regime…the midterms are coming in 2026. Once this law is enacted, there will be consequences for their actions against you and the others.
HELL YEAH, THERE WILL BE!! ONCE 2026 ROLLS AROUND…THOSE FUCKERS WHO VOTED ON AND SUPPORTED THAT SUPER SHITTY BILL AND CHEERED WHILE WE LOST MEDICAID, THEY BETTER RUN, BECAUSE THEY ARE 💀 MEAT!!!!!! THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THEY HAVE UNLEASHED!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🏳️🌈
@iloveyoutoinfinity
I do have a bit of an update, dear. More the four republicans have voted no on Trump’s terrible bill.
So, there is hope?! 🥹🏳️🌈
Yes, and we must stay the course…fight the good fight and only then can the bill be dead. The True King has got us protected.
Hopefully the odds will be in our favor. ❤️🥹🏳️🌈
@iloveyoutoinfinity
You can breathe a sigh of relief, dear. It’s done. Trump’s terrible bill didn’t pass.

HALLELUJAH!!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY GET TO SLEEP AND NOT WORRY ABOUT MEDICAID CUTS!!! 🥳🥳🥳🏳️🌈
*chuckles* you just rest now, dear one. If anything, I’ll keep an eye out. Sweet dreams.
Goodnight! 🌙😴🥹🏳️🌈
@iloveyoutoinfinity
Now I am so furious for the mun and the others because Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and other MAGA congressmen passed the bill to cut funding for Medicaid and give it to the billionaires!
To those who didn’t vote for the orange idiot, I’m so sorry that this happened. We will fight back against Trump’s fascism. First we have to rest, take a breath and regroup. Some of you may not celebrate the 4th of July and that is just fine with me. If you do celebrate, reminisce about the good things about your Pridelands because in truth, immigrants, no matter what walks of life they are from, they are what make your country great and diverse.
To MAGA, and to ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THAT FOOL, there will be a reckoning and it will be hard, swift and painful. Once this evil bill is signed by Trump tomorrow, THIS WILL BE ALL ON YOU!!!! AND YOU VOTED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN AND ON YOUR OWN WATCH!!!! WHAT YOU AND THE OTHER FASCISTS DID WAS UNFORGIVABLE!!!! ONE DAY, THIS WILL COME TO HAUNT YOU WHEN YOU TRY AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!! I’ve got a message for Senate, and House and Congressional MAGA republicans—INCLUDING THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE: come 2026 and onwards, your constituents WILL VOTE YOU OUT!!!! 🤬🔥🖤
@iloveyoutoinfinity
What I would give to SLIT THEIR THROATS!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING WANKERS WHO VOTED YES TO MEDICAID CUTS AND TAX BREAKS TO THE RICH! I swear, the GOP IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! 🤬🔥🖤
@monkeyunclescar
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@iloveyoutoinfinity
Happy Father’s Day! 🦋💙🌈
Aww, thank yer, sweet! ❤️
@meiwilliamslittlelove
It's funny how Sweeney Todd almost exclusively kills men and it's *not* a feminist thing, it's literally just that men are the ones who see barbers. Of course you could probably get some deeper analysis out of the fact that he mostly kills men, but it's not a feminist thing even though his wife and daughter were horrifically abused by a man and his friend/lover of convenience Mrs. Lovett's husband clearly wasn't great (at least in the movie? I haven't seen the play in a while.) Once I saw a fundraiser for a version of the story where he and Mrs. Lovett are specifically going after male abusers and that could be cool, I hope that got off the ground.
Indeed, I did go after male abusers after I ‘eard what ‘append to my wife, Lucy and I did off the Beadle and the judge. I could go after Trump if I ‘ad to…JD Vance or possibly Elon Musk. Speakin’ of that no good bloke, ‘is Tesla sales ‘ave gone down, thank God for that. This just goes to show a billionaire like ‘im that ‘e reaps what ‘e sows.
@iloveyoutoinfinity @monkeyunclescar
Who’s going to be missing the felon’s inauguration? I am!!! I’ll be spending time with @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove @kingmufasapride @kingmufasapride and @iloveyoutoinfinity
Yup! I’ll be skipping the inauguration and working—while also punishing Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg! I’ll be logging off of Facebook, Instagram and Threads from January 19-26! Cause FDT and all of MAGA is in the find out phase of f around! And if TikTok is not banned, I’ll let my voice be heard! And Musky is not buying the app, thank God! 🏳️🌈🖤🔥
There’s a good girl! 💚🔥
@monkeyunclescar
Don’t tell me that the no good bloke got off scott free! 🤬🙃
@sweeneytodddemonbarber
Unfortunately, my friend…he did, and won the election. Elon Musk and Putin interfered and let Trump win. Kamala could have won it though.
But I heard that Jack Smith released the report on the insurrection at the Capitol. They should have disqualified him from ever running right then and there, instead, they enabled the orange idiot and let him back in, which we will never forget, nor forgive! 🤬
I voted for Kamala too…but it wasn’t enough to get ‘er to the Oval Office…that time when Trump won, I felt an undeniable rage for everyone who voted for Kamala, and that rage came over me…I’ve even hunted down those on the MAGA side (conservative men who are MAGA) who voted for him…they were scared once I burned their Trump flags…luckily, Lucy and Nellie calmed me down and told me there are other ways to get into good trouble.
@nellielovett @thebarberswifelucy @monkeyunclescar @iloveyoutoinfinity
Who’s going to be missing the felon’s inauguration? I am!!! I’ll be spending time with @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove @kingmufasapride @kingmufasapride and @iloveyoutoinfinity
Yup! I’ll be skipping the inauguration and working—while also punishing Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg! I’ll be logging off of Facebook, Instagram and Threads from January 19-26! Cause FDT and all of MAGA is in the find out phase of f around! And if TikTok is not banned, I’ll let my voice be heard! And Musky is not buying the app, thank God! 🏳️🌈🖤🔥
There’s a good girl! 💚🔥
@monkeyunclescar
Don’t tell me that the no good bloke got off scott free! 🤬🙃
Sedition. Corruption. Treason. Betrayal.
Trump publicly works for our enemies.
If this doesn’t make you rage, I don’t know what will to make you come to your senses!!! Trump is an entitled idiot! A dangerous person who will go to great lengths to support Iran and Russia and enact Project 2025! If you support him for attacking Puerto Ricans, People of Color, Mexicans, LGBTQ, People with Disabilities and Women…
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!! 🤬🔥
If you support Trump and his Nazi rally at MSG (Madison Square Garden)—THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING DONE BEING NICE TO TRUMP SUPPORTERS AND THEY WILL GET WHAT’S THEIRS ONCE KAMALA IS ELECTED!!!! I AM EMBRACING MY INNER SCAR AND MY INNER LILLITH!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🔥🔥🖤🏳️🌈
@iloveyoutoinfinity
I am DANGEROUSLY THIS CLOSE TO SETTING FIRE TO THOSE WITH TRUMP SIGNS AND SLITTING THROATS!!!! I AM ALSO PUTTING SWASTIKAS ON EACH OF THEM BECAUSE THOSE FUCKERS THINK LIKE THAT ORANGE WANKER!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@iloveyoutoinfinity @monkeyunclescar