it was the time of the creature

31, he/him, white, UK

[vykodlak]

Life is hard when you're 40 and all they taught you in school was how to cut people's heads off and there's also this one other guy who went to the same school with you who's way better at it than you are

[pannan-art]

#PrideMonth is still here, so here you are - two Silesian Grooms 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[obsoleteforums-deactivated20221]

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[kunosoura]

[molags-balls]

did the fucking pope write these

[molags-balls]

GOOD NEWS

[burlbread]

Translation: How do western european perverts imagine Slavic girls to be like: Me and the womenfolk of Moravia:

[deviantlydino]

This is now officially a Slavic humor blog

[drops-of-universe]

i just think its messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy

[mareemagdalene-deactivated20230]

i’m a nice girl i deserve weapons

[memeuplift]

[teaboot]

Nah man that's a northern bobwhite

[vykodlak]

worst book format has to be the 1000+ membrane-thin pages big flaccid paperback. the size of a hefty harcover but soft instead and droops downwards like this sad wilting thing no matter how you hold it. impossible to comfortably hold in one hand because it's so droopy and always just heavy enough to be kinda annoying to hold for too long. awful

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[foxoftheasterisk]

it's hot enough to fly an egg out there

[brookietf]

[garrettauthor]

Me: "Oh, haha, they typed FLY an egg, what a funny little typo."

Video: *plays*

Me:

[psikonauti]

Ernst Fuchs (Austrian, 1930-2015)

The uncovering of Diana, 1988

oil on canvas

[tarkatan]

Obsessed with this thang

[sgdlr]

i want to share the poem inside the tag from this post, its gold

Though she's hungry, she's tha good mood. Searching thkough gorbage tincahs. ror. food Forgoatee the goatit's nota big eal. Anything at all makes a fine meai !

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

The truth is, cooking is just a basic skill set, and once you have that skill set down you can make almost anything. It's like drawing/painting, once you learn what you're doing, you can do anything.

Do Not Apply This Thinking To Baking.

[imaslave4u]

Lady Gaga on the set of the “Telephone” music video (January 27, 2010)

[uglygirlstatus]

babe get out the yaoi dinner settings we’ve got company

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"