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IT IS I! EM
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Welcome to Erid, Part 2!!!
ITS FINISHEDDDDDDD holy CRAP this was so much work but i'm so incredibly happy with it!!!! Our total count of Eridians is 148!!
Those who had previously requested to be DM'd their eridians without surrounding guys when finished have gotten them already, but if you still want yours just lemme know (dm me or ask in comments)
I will try to tag everyone who's in here below the cut, but if you recognize someone that i forgot LET ME KNOW!!!!
i want my own shitty eridian. meet Fingies
I got attached to the stupid rocks and they are plaguing my every thought. Mr Grace your support group for shitty eridians is keeping me in a chokehold. Featuring Big Steppa's love for human tradition of wearing shoe (made of xenonite)
Fun facts about Big Steppa and HUH: Big Steppa does have the usual middle joint in their legs and arms, they're just very stiff so Steppa prefers to not go ham on the joints unless necessary (and or if the bit requires it). That results in them hitting the Monty Python wobble
And HUH has her whole frontal half of the face area missing. She's okay physically, just her echolocation is much stronger as nothing obstructs it. Deals with it like a champ on the daily but her ass hated Grace's flailing the first few times he did it
have CHEESE, my own shitty eridian to introduce to the support group
@pineappical :]
I told about the shitty eridians to my sister, and she came up with one named Pancake, so I doodled them for her LMAO
I did tell her there's another flat one already, but it's fine because we'll do nothing with Pancake anyway fjfbgj
Her legs are tiny and under her so one doesn't even see her legs well... Makes it difficult to show off the markings on the legs
so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.
behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.
Bruce: You see that reporter of there?
Danny: The one with the glasses?
Bruce: Yes. His name is Clark Kent. He can be trusted.
Danny: Okay. *Writes note down* What about the woman next to him?
Bruce: That's Cat Grant, and no, she can't be trusted. Everything you say to her will turn into a gossip-lifting, life-ruining article.
Danny: Got it. *writes more notes*
Jason, watching the two from a few feet away: Say, who's that kid Bruce is media training? Is he a new ward he took in?
Tim: No, that's Danny Fenton, the face of Fenton Works. They signed up as a sub-company of Wayne Enterprise. Originally, they were a paranormal investigation and capture company- yes, I mean ghost hunters- but it was discovered that almost all thier tech can be used on metas. Bruce wants to make medical equipment that can be used by our enhanced citizens.
Jason: I see. But why a kid so young? He's your age, right?
Tim: Hmm, apparently his parents, the owners of Fenton Works, made him CEO so they could focus on ghost hunting and the occasional meta medical machines for Bruce. He got here a week ago to shadow me for CEO training, and Bruce stole him after they met outside my office. Danny hangs onto his every word, and I think Bruce forgot what it was like to have a kid actually listen to him.
Jason: Ah thats makes sense. What do you think of him?
Tim: Well, he's a little naive, easy to trick, and has way too much empathy for the cold world of business. I'm gonna have him in my bed.
Jason: Ah....well that took a turn. One I do not like so I'm gonna....*walks away*
Tim: He will be ✨️mine✨️
Bruce overhears everything from the bugs he planted on his kids: Danny, go ahead and change Tim's status. He can not be trusted.
Dog years this, early dying grace that. Didn’t Rocky still get exposed to a high dose of radiation in the taumoeba leak incident? Like, more than he ever passively experienced on Erid in his entire life, period?
Give that rock cancer. Doomed queerplatonic relationship. They both die at the same time and Adrian turns the biodome into a museum to their sacrifice.
Dawg look at my fucking eridians we're failing Mr. Grace's class
Shitty eridians ensemble: Blair and Skittle (@treesaplingtwig), Elvis (@lewadny), Coffy Table (@vampirejuno), Dent (@idiotjae), Tire (@kaiiaii), Hardtack (@pineappical) + bonus round of HUH and Big Steppa
"So you're Phantom," one of the Gotham vigilantes spoke up in a dry manner.
"Why yes. Yes I am," Phantom puffed his chest out, feeling cocky.
"Then what does the D logo in your chest stand for?"
…Danny will forever cursed Sam for that stupid D logo on his chest because everytime he introduced himself to either a citizen or hero community, he had to explain the D logo (He's trying to have a secret identity)
God dammit Sam.
Later....
"Oh no. This is what I wore before I died. Ignore the logo please."
"…what?!" Now alarmed and horrified.
Damian: I must admit, I am befuddled, and find myself mystified on how to proceed.
Random Classmate looking at Danny: ....
Danny: He said "I'm not gonna lie, I'm confused as hell"
Random Classmate: Ohhhhh! Okay, so we got to lock in for this project. We can't afford to lose any aura points over this.
Damian looking at Danny: ....
Danny: She said, "We must put our utmost focus on this project. Failure would bring great shame upon us"
Damian: You do a wonderful job translating the common folk language.
Danny: Er, thanks? I'm glad I can help with something. Group projects are never my forte, and I always feel bad that I don't do an equal amount of work.
Damian: I have noticed your participation in group projects before. You are not contributing because you are not trying. It's due to your groupmates' exclusion and isolation of you.
Danny: Yeah, well, I'm poor and dumb. I only got accepted into Gotham Academy because my godfather pulled some strings. No one wants me around.
Damian cupping Danny's face: Never leave my side. I shall protect you in exchange for your translating abilities.
Danny: Um?????
Random Classmate: You guys gonna kiss? Cause Wayne might use fancy words, but even I understood he wants to rizz you up Fenton.
Danny: UM????
Damian tenderly: I have no knowledge of what rizz means. Enlightenment me, my dear.
Random Classmate hand over her chest: That's some Shakespearean shit right there.
Danny: ????????
Damian leaning in only a hair's breadth away from Danny's lips: Most Shakespeare plays end in tradgy.
Danny: What the hell is wrong with this school????
ah yes my favourite trope
Happy pride month everyone, Astley loves you all
Parts 1/2/3/4
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[part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5] commissions are open if you want an eridian ref just like this!