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you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

thefrenchsketch

If my searching skills are correct then the original song is “Gran Vals” by Francisco Tárrega.

winemummy

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

avtavr

darling-with-no-probs

rexisky

Artwork: The Keeper by Nicebleed | Motion Effect by rexisky

iamnevertheone

baby groot in guardians of the galaxy vol. 2

phdintvwatching

This literally can’t get any cuter.

notorious-posts

theinturnetexplorer

the crows are his allies now.

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

undeadwill

That’s actually how it works.

literaryreference

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

periegesisvoid-deactivated

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

pianoaround

thetenk

boss fight

boobs-in-a-bobsled-deactivated2

I would have given them every cent on me.

mehbewehble-deactivated20200411

Holy fucking shit

kanelfa

Damn son

thatmaskednegro-blog

FUCK IT UP

visja

These guys. They are called too many zooz ,and you should d e f i n e t l y check them out. Musical genius.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5UxbjTLzDV72IWWLzVLAiF

dysfunctionalqueer

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.

sameboot

today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

sameboot

ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

sameboot

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue