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Kay | 24 | she/they I’ve been nerfed by inscryption brainworms; currently in love with a evil microwave

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[longjump5o6]

Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing

[mirakurutaimu]

dont remember a single thing they just showed. for the last 40 minutes of that game awards show i was playing mw3 zombies with a random 3-man squad of extremely stoned white boys walking them around by the hand so they could have a fun time

[mirakurutaimu]

interacting with Normal Gamers on online games is like the zoo to me. you can say anything into the mic and these stoned motherfuckers will be like "i love this guy bro. pink i would die for you bro". its like feeding a wild animal

[cognitohazardous]

pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy

[cognitohazardous]

[thegaymertrainer]

[thegaymertrainer]

“Do you see me as cattle to milk whenever you grow thirsty” was really something

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[homeboygirl]

friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span

[negatiivinenkasapaskaa]

[wingwaver]

I don't usually click tumblr ads but that site has a lot of great drawing refs tbh

[wingwaver]

like look at these

there's gotta be at least one you wanna see your ocs or blorbos in

[wingwaver]

so glad this is resonating with transmasc tumblr too... men should in fact be able to get a lil slutty outfit as a treat

[guerrillatech]

[pokemas-conversation-repository]

Gordie's gonna take off his shirt for us and I'm all for it.

[emositecc]

They’re being sillies

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[godzilladatingsim]

normalize incorporating stripping into games that arent poker

[cowboybaedling]

[greatcheshire]

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

[greatcheshire]

Too many people in the reblogs saying this has to be fake. I need you to know this is absolutely 100% real and in the game and it’s not even the craziest thing in Metal Gear Solid 2

[agent-gladhand]

SHOP UPDATE!

Preorders are nearly all packed, so I've opened up shop again with the extras! If you missed preorders, you can pick up items now! Noting that the linked Submas charms, Sneasel buttons, and Litwick patch are fairly limited in quantity!

Also, those with preorders and anyone who makes a shop order from now until November 24th over $15 in the shop will receive a 10% off code for use on art commissions on Kofi, valid up until November 26th (code will be sent with tracking number/when order is shipped)!

Visit Gladhand's Ko-fi Shop!

I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!

[awkwardexxodus]

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

[tuherrus]

i'll do something more than these practice portraits soon enough but have the guy i wasn't expecting to like as much as i do

[toskarin]

I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him

[toskarin]

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

[twentybrokenipodclassics]