SWEET CHEESY JESUS

[animusrox]

[atopfourthwall]

Iconic.

[turing-tested]

call jg wentworth, 877 ass now

[sarcasticcollegestudent]

877 ass now

[banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2]

i have a structured settlement and i need. ass. now.

[bear-tier]

It’s your ass use it when you need it.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Reporter who quit on air to fight for pot legalization faces decades in prison

Pending trial of Charlo Greene raises questions about the war on drugs and could have broader legal implications as more states move towards legalization

Um….y’all remember her? 

[intoxifaded]

“Update | 29 September 2016: The most recent charges against Charlo Greene in her marijuana case include six more offenses than the original indictment, according to a spokeswoman for the Alaska attorney general’s office. Instead of eight counts for a total of 24 years in prison, she is facing 14 offenses for a possible 54 years.”

Please share this. So many states are legalizing marijuana and have it available for medicinal use and she’s facing prison time because her state isn’t as far along in the legalization process.

[nowhites]

its almost as if the legalization and decriminalization of marijuana were only meant to benefit white people………. its almost as if WATER IS WET

[bigger-rat]

My hole, my fish! This is my fish in the hole! What are you doing? The audacity!.. [fox runs off, then returns] The audacity!! Why are you like this! You can’t be this fuckin shameless! Dude!! [fox jumps slightly, but doesn’t run off] Have some decency! Where are you– Who asked– Damn.  [fox tries to steal the fish again] The audacity!!! How dare you? Don’t eat. Don’t eat! Don’t eat!! Off! This is my capelin! My fish, I’m telling you! My fish, my hole! [fox starts digging, the man watches quietly, then laughs] You’re quite a character. Aight, take, take it. [fox finally takes the fish] Good boy. This is for your digging trick. Good job.

[pandabuba11]

[lesbiancharliedalton]

me after downloading an explicit sim sex mod and watching my sims eat ass for the first time:

[90skidandcompany]

[kimdash]

omg that fuckin obese ass baby scared the living SHIT OUT OF ME

[greatneptuneskush]

Gshit I Got Nightmares I Remember Watching This Episode So Well

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

I was afraid to go to sleep for weeks because I thought he was going to come into my room and eat me ._.

[lainphotography]

[cartnsncreal]

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

Poor baby ❤️

[insecure-beautyy]

I cannot breathe omg 😩😂😂

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

😂😂😂

[missinglinc]

🗣TICKLE ME THE FUCK NOT

[hopeless-romanticz-deactivated2]

That noise she madeeeee 😭✌🏽💖

[sailormoonreblogs]

[studioghifli]

[henamyung]

PLEASE SUPPORT WEB COMIC ARTISTS IN SOUTH KOREA!

Eun Song is the one of webtoon artist in S.Korea, she was suppressed by one of the biggest webtoon company, Lezhin comics [Link] about the unfair deal to most of artists who worked for there. You can check the more info about the case.

There are many artists are suffered by some webtoon platforms. Literally, the companies are KILLING the webtoon art industry by overusing their power. 

There is no law for protecting freelance artist in South Korea yet, so some webtoon platforms are using this weakness to give so many unfair treatment to many artists included myself like giving unilateral dismissal and making a blacklist to clarify artists who expose about their unfair deal.

Here is the link of twitter account of artist: https://twitter.com/TkfEjr

Please share this information and support web comic artists!

[tomyo-chan]

👀Eyecatches👀 for @ccyamato

[part2of3]

Red Dwarf 10x06: The Beginning

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it

[howtobangyourmonster]

“Oops, dropped your coat!” You cheerfully pick up the soft fur coat off the floor and carefully drape it back over the person’s chair. They stare at you with wide, stunned eyes. They’re remarkably attractive. You awkwardly wave at them and go sit down at your table.

They’re a selkie, you “gave” them back their coat, you now have a gorgeous and besotted selkie spouse. Hey, they don’t make the rules.

[marilythscales]

Yesss.. I neeeeed thiisss

[sisterclaire]

Gabby approves of this post.

—Laura

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.