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My dearā¦ā”
Don't be afraid of me...
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
Happy 3rd anniversary to the biggest cookie! š
Girl help Iām in a soulmate au and this stupid red string of fate is telling the fucker my exact location
How can he even see it? I canāt keep ducking into highly unromantic locations to dodge him forever. I only have so much luck.
I had to parkour up a building to dodge him last time. I can also see the string now. Creepy little thing, floating there and shit. Will NOT detach itself from my finger. My buddy tried his diamond tipped saw on it and it just phased through.
The bitch tackled me in broad daylight and everyone just allowed it because of the red string of fate thing. Fuck. We supposedly have a coffee date on Friday which means that I have exactly three days to leave the country.
SOMEONE GRAB THE CHILD AND GET IT OUT OF THERE.
Omg that made me laugh so hard it's funny to imagine Jester having trouble with kids
there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didnāt tweet anything for a whole day so i texted himĀ ācongrats on your babyā and made him think i had some kind of baby precognitionĀ
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as aĀ āfat baby pumpkinā and he was likeĀ āwho told youā and i saidĀ āno one. itās halloween. you have a fat baby. heās going to be a pumpkināĀ
bbc sherlock wants what i have
When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.
You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things youāve already tried and when they eventually solve it itās by doing something you wanted to try but didnāt have the requisite permissions to do
Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's upā you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.
That's so stinkin' cute!!
Poor Adeline š
