alpha dave makes a routine call to alpha rose that’s like “can you come pick me up i’m too high :(“ and rose is like. deep sigh. okay dave. so she drives over to the fucking ritz carlton and goes up to the penthouse suite he’s tweaking out in and finds him trying to summon a demoness and instead of being like ????? or whatever she just gets down on the hardwood floor and starts helping him draw the arcane symbols in orange sidewalk chalk
Beverly Mantle/Elliot Mantle (Dead Ringers TV) vs. Dave Strider/Rose Lalonde (Homestuck)
Beverly/Elliot
Dave/Rose
Voting ended onJan 10, 2024
Homestuck fanart by Timsel-kun on deviantart
Propaganda under the cut:
Beverly/Elliot:
Hot lesbians both played by Rachel Weisz! And they're canon in the book it's based on, and like HEAVILY implied to be for realsies in love and fucking in the show. Great lesbianism, great incest
There's literally a scene where elliot is listening intently to beverly having sex in the next room, and she like moans listening to it ok
Beverly's gf breaks up with her cuz she's weirded out by the twins relationship
Beverly likes to attend a support group for ppl with dead siblings and pretend her sister is dead like the psychosexual issues here.....
beverly and elliot were literally trying to have a child together. Elliot (a gynecologist) artificially impregnated Beverly MULTIPLE TIMES
Dave/Rose:
Daverose blondetwin sweep because they were codependent without ever meeting from growing up seeing each other in their dreams
What does it mean to be an abused teenage boy growing up alone and seeing a girl in your dreams every night who is also your best friend. and when you finally meet her you go on a suicide mission together even though nobody was asking you to die with her. and then you are the only two human beings left in the recognizable universe on a cold meteor surrounded by aliens but you’re glad it’s with her. and when you finally touch the girl from your childhood dreams she looks exactly like you. because she’s your sister
I don't have words for how good these snarky assholes are together. DaveRose is brain chemistry changing. They both put up so many fronts, and engage in so much snarky wordplay, and are constantly trying to get under each other's facade. They play off each other so well, witty and sharp, I need them to be together always
We all die & we all die alone are the two cold truths of the universe but dave and rose broke both simultaneously by ascending to godhood together
Their twincest wins because it is just so confusingly tragic? profound? dave leaving rose behind in a doomed world, dave following her to the bomb. they are both so closed & cut off & curt its hard to imagine the depth of these things. but that is their love language: giving up their lives for each other over and over, in a confusing and fumbling and heartfelt love song. i can’t say i love you but i know we’ll die together anyway. because we’re made of the exact same stuff. i’ll find you again at the last moment. that’s love.
THEY DIED TOGETHER, YOUR HONOR
Confirmed canon by the author, (something happened) between them. Parallels of dying by each other's sides in EVERY timeline. They are THE womb-to-tomb. There is nothing platonic about winking at your brother while talking about crushes, that shit is incestuous. Seer/Knight archetype. They will die protecting each other.
do you realize love someone if you don’t follow them on a suicide mission into the gaping maw of a literal fucking sun after they knock you out and psychoanalyze you in your dreams? the blueprint of the “ethereal androgynous blonde boygirl twins” trope. witch/knight dynamics. they find each other to die together in every timeline no matter what (but they’re still emotionally constipated teenagers who bicker and make fun of each other in pesterchum). kids with grown-up powers. perfect little freaks of nature. what if we looked exactly like each other’s eyes
your art is SOOO cute, i love it!! could you draw some daverose, something cute and soft? like rose sleeping with her head on dave's lap? no pressure if that's not your thing!!
can't decide which version is better, so TAKE BOTH :)
TT: I was in every timeline in Sburb trying to find us spies, build out this thing we started.
TT: And every time I said my name, they knew my name.
TT: The first thing they said every time was your name.
TT: Like we were two halves of the same thing.
TT: I can't be your wife, Dave.
TG:
TT: But you and I are gonna be partners untill they put us in the fucking ground.
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