ring-a-dean-dean!

bitterowls' weird, gross, dean-centric community blogging. if you're jim rash, please leave immediately. also, i'm very, very sorry. (to the rest of you: dont follow this blog; it's weird.)

[northirish]

bootlicker

Sucking off a soldier but pulling away every few minutes to frown and shake my head so the audience knows I don't support the military industrial complex, I just have a thing for uniforms

[sapphling]

apparently the eyewear counter at costco really don't like when you ask if they have any frames that are "total cumshot bait"

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕

[g3othermal3scapism]

and if i said Jeff and Abed’s friendship was The Whole Point

[rewrotethestars]

Community 6.04 - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing

‘If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is the rabbit out of the hat, I’m one of those, never ending handkerchiefs.’

[fiveninetyeightt]

“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

[xxcannot-do-mathxx]

Which sleazy lawyer would win if they went against each other in the court of law?

Saul Goodman

Jeff Winger

Voting ended onDec 22, 2023

No third answer. There can only be one winner.

[aminta]

🗣️🗣️🗣️JEFF CANT EVEN GET BRITTA

[redrola]

[spoondrifts]

jeff winger facts that make me giggle every time i remember them:

- he knows how to tango and tango well

- his mtv audition implies that he can also play the guitar pretty well

- "the only person i ever really liked was my mom"

- kept a box of well-wishes under his bed from when he was a kid to remind himself of what it felt like to be cared for

- writes letters to astronauts

[milogoestogreendale]

being in a niche tumblr fandom really skews your perception of reality because all the time i see people post smth about dean and my brain goes Ah Yes, Bald Queer Man With Glasses and Dalmatian Obsession

[zarchomp]

what if i said jeff and shirley should have had sex. what then. what if i said that their relationship with each other did the most for their respective character developments. what if i said their dynamic is insanely compelling and criminally under-explored. what if.

[dreamatoriom]

[sonatine]

Note to self

Get oil changed. Check Netflix for that movie where Greg Kinnear plays a ghost. No, an angel. And something called hu—

Two percent milk, eggs, deodorant, puppy chow, black light, whole milk (not for drinking), cotton swabs. Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[killing-hannibals-body]

I just love seeing people I follow go through hyperfixations. Like, “you go, you little neurodivergent maniac”, as I scroll past 15 reblogged posts in a row of the same scene but in different gif sets with tiny different nuances.

[community-pairings]

pick. a. ship! (romantic)

Ben Chang + Ian Duncan (mutual restraining order)

Craig “Dean” Pelton + Jeff Winger (JeffDean)

Voting ended onJul 26, 2023

round 3b.

[fairycosmos]

im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock