don't mind me

18+ // in my 20s just a lil scrapbook of posts that make me 🤤

[youmegravity]

Dating someone older than you is awesome because every time they're reminiscing about the past I get to say "woah! I wasn't even born then!"

[youmegravity]

Girlfriend: I used to play Tetris on MS-DOS

Me: [horny] w-w-woagh...

[mollyjames]

I once went to a girl's house with the intent of playing games but was so exhausted I instead fell asleep in her lap for two hours while she pet my head

[mollyjames]

Yayy!

[discordiaazaezal]

So forced regression is hot and all, but like it's also one of the most caring things you could do for another person.

Like, yes darling, I'm aware that you see yourself as a big girl but I care about you too much to ever let you be anything other than my beautiful little girl.

Of course you're a big strong girl sweetheart, but you're too beautiful and wonderful to have to worry about any of those big girl responsibilities.

You are my favorite person in this entire world and there is not a single thing I would not do for you. To prove it, you're going to be made into my child so I can dote on you.

[aqaritits]

I hope u love urself even when the angles aren't just right and your ass looks flat and your tits sag. imagine how liberating - to not care if the default patriarchal eye doesn't sparkle 4 you!!!!

[esthermika]

"you're safe here. we can cuddle for as long as you want. your father can't find you here" and other pickup lines to use on the scared girl that loves you

[395nm]

I’m bored of bdsm dynamics. it feels like it makes up the bulk of internet horny. blowjobs are sexy because they’re degrading, anal is sexy because it’s degrading. feet are sexy because worshipping them is humiliating. whatever.

it’s overplayed. feet are sexy because they’re tender and sensitive, yet hidden and neglected. a few minutes of loving massage can make your lover’s feet feel incredible, and they’re ticklish too. that’s sexy, don’t you see? anal is sexy because it feels really good and leaves the bottom’s genitals free. blowjobs are sexy because you can take someone’s most sensitive place into your mouth and swallow a part of them.

We can only milk taboo and submission for content so long before it gets to be alienating. are we still playing with power dynamics or can we feel each other’s bodies?

There’s no physical touch over the internet. There’s no falling asleep in each other’s arms. There’s no language of lovers built through repeated intimacy and trust. No smell of your lover’s hair.

Internet horny is an impoverished world of audio, visual, and text. You can only sustain a libido on audiovisual data alone for so long before it gets stale, so it makes sense that the text would get freaky… I’m not shaming it, I’m just bored of it. Look at my perfect nudes, hear my perfect moans, imagine having power over me, ad infinitum. I’d rather make love to a flawed human animal than dominate an idealized projection of one.

[fareplay]

Being strapped to a table where researchers keep poking and measuring and teasing you until you get wet and flustered. They bring out a baster full of strange goo and shove it inside you, pushing every ounce of the cold thick fluid inside. It takes a little under an hour for your belly to start getting big, your stomach muscles keep tightening as if to fight against the expansion happening inside. Your observers watch apathetically and bring forth a cold metal tray to place between your legs. As your body continues to change, you wriggle and pull against the restraints but they hold you down and keep taking measurements, keep rubbing and stimulating your body. You lose sight of your toes as the mountain of your belly thrusts upwards, jagged with veins and growing transluscent with some unnatural color. You never even conciously push but you hear the splat of eggs hitting the tray, one after the other. They keep growing inside you and overflowing out onto the tray as gloved hands stroke you into orgasm again and again.

[enaloi]

ok.

[writtenbydymphna]

I loooooove telling femmes “yes ma’am” and watching them get all flustered like yes of course you love the way I follow your orders without any hesitation like the good service dog I am, don’t you?

[pr3ttypunisherr]

femme who won’t touch herself anymore, always wants me instead. “your fingers feel different. better.” guiding my hand to rub her clit the way she likes. “like this?” circling slowly. “yes, oh my god yes. right there, keep doing that.” watching her fall apart from something so simple just because it’s my touch

[plushiecreatures]

more people should be calling me kiddo

[penelopes-dog-deactivated202312]

Don't get fooled by the kinky stuff. All I wanna do is snuggle down close to someone in bed and sleep and feel warm and safe

[glitch-daddyy]

Asking her "do you like that baby?" Knowing full well that her brain has shut off the part that knows words

[soft-mommynb]

Intox but the domme is the one that's really high. Subby partner is sober and just trying to take care of her, but domme can't stop giggling and groping them.

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

doing somthing th ladies r calling "bedtime"

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

yeah girls usually whine and moan in their friends' ears. you know, while they desperately hump their legs?

[kficc]