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welcome! i'll be writing reader insert imagines/scenarios for my favorite trash muppets, so please feel free to send in some requests! nsfw prompts are allowed, but will be tagged accordingly. please enjoy your stay! ask box is open!

[sweetiematsu]

Is it ok if I request some scenarios of The six brothers reaction to see s/o being injured or hurt?

Osomatsu: he laughs at u. HE LAUGHS AT U. IM SORRY but he is so mean, he cant resist. in his defense, he absolutely 100% expects laughter from you in return whenever he fucks smth up. and when he sees that youre really in pain, of course hes not gonna be a dick about it ... well, not the whole time, at least. he does what he can to help you out in the little ways he knows how Karamatsu: hes SO dramatic about it, you get the world’s littlest paper cut and hes already on hands and knees ready to kiss ur booboo better. a little tummyache and he’ll drive you to the hospital if you want. .. he means well, he just cant stand to see his darling in pain :( but youre gonna have to reel him in LOL. once you get him to relax tho, he’s such a sweetie. not the finest nurse exactly, but he’s such a gentleman, he’ll assist you with anything you need, get you anywhere you need to go and never leave you wanting for anything. Choromatsu: SUCH a worrywart, he’s almost as bad as kara as far as fussing goes, but he’s more grounded in his methods at least. he’s got half a pharmacy stowed away and ready to go at a moment’s notice, you just give the slightest peep and hes on it! he might be the best nurse out of the 6 of them, just bc he’s so dang paranoid, he’s mentally prepared for just shy of every worst case scenario out there. he cares so so much, ur in good hands w choro Ichimatsu: HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO oh god you start crying out in any kind of pain worse than like, a knee scrape and ichi’s freaking out HES FREAKING OUT SO BAD he’s never been so lost but he cant stand seeing you hurt he’s AAAA- WHATS HE SUPPOSED TO GET bandaids??? umm umm tylenol??? oh god umm-- chances are v good ur gonna have to talk him through how to best help you with w/e’s going on, but he’ll do w/e you ask, he’s a good boy. the exception to this is if you have migraines bc i hc that he gets them too. in that case, there’s no panic, he just quietly assists you w/o saying much about it. Jyushimatsu: his :D turns into a D: so fast. nothing turns his frown upsidedown faster than seeing his favorite person hurt :( unfortunately, jyushi has all the first aid knowledge of a 3rd grader making “potions” out of sticks and leaves and water out in the sandbox. he hasnt the slightest clue how to help but he WANTS to help so earnestly, he’ll try anything and everything. ..tho if you wanna avoid an infection, it might be best to settle him down and guide him. he’ll run w you in his arms to the hospital if he has to!!! Todomatsu: </3 starts off by telling you to stop whining </3 he thinks ur just exaggerating for the LONGEST time and i am so sorry personally JFDSJKJ unless its something very visible and obvious (he’s certainly not gonna argue w you if ur bleeding profusely or a joint is bending in ways it Should Not), he might just handwave it and lazily offer you take some painkillers until he realizes just how much you’re Actually hurting. once he realizes ur NOT making things up well, that’s different. he can actually be pretty thoughtful and he’s pretty grounded and realistic about the kind of help to give you (tho be warned he’s squeamish). he’ll finish off w a little kissy wherever its hurtin <3

[sweetiematsu]

@snapplewapple i hope covid kills u more than once </3

[sweetiematsu]

You ship Jyushimatsu x Homura?

BILLION YEARS LATE ANON IM SORRY but yes i do! :]

[goofbell]

🌻🌻🌻

[snapplewapple]

finally worked up to posting my art again 🥴

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this is my self insert! u can read his fic here if ur a fellow frogfucker  or if u just like, wanna. thats cool too :3

[sweetiematsu]

Y’all still alive?

barely

[sweetiematsu]

haha nice

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[sweetiematsu]

I love Karamatsu so much! I want to love him and give him all the attention and affection he deserves and let him rest his head on my lap and tell him what a good person he is 💙

you’d make him so happy!! i think you’d win this boy’s heart forever that way

@starfairywitch

[sweetiematsu]

Omgomg i care for your art it looks so nice! Do you have other drawings on here? If you do can you link them? I wanna see!

AA GOSH you all are too nice,, ♡♡♡

i unfortunately dont have any other art links atm since that last post was sorta my first shot at posting any recent doodles to this blog TvT i know this is primarily a text-based blog but i’ll definitely keep it in mind to drop some here in the future!! god knows ive got too many matsu wips ive been chipping away at anyway sdfjkg

[sweetiematsu]

I want choro to take a nap on my chest, tiddy soft heart warm

he’d be very happy to!!

(just watch his hands, they tend to stray.)

[sweetiematsu]

Hello NYAAA(I love ichimatsu) can I get headcanons for the brothers with a fem crush and how they would approach her how they would try to flirt/impress her and how would they try to confess to her

Osomatsu: if oso has a crush, you could NOT get this man to stop flirting, it’s just not possible. he’s loud and he’s blatant, about as slick and smooth as chunky peanut butter. he also has no idea of knowing when he’s crossed the line until he’s being snapped at and staring back with bewilderment. …hopefully it doesn’t come to that with this crush oops. but he’ll also hang around you a lot and try to make you laugh! he strikes me as the sort to wanna buy the pretty lady a drink but have no money for it… so chibita pays for it LMAO. as for the confession, he’s still just as un-subtle as ever, but it comes from the heart: just a simple “hey i like you, wanna go out?” followed by a wink and his winning smile.

Karamatsu: he’s as painful as ever. he flirts in the most obnoxiously flowery, excessive way possible. in his own mind, he thinks he’s shakespeare. but this is also the same man who would go to every length he could think of to try and impress you. he’s incredibly romantic and considerate, just painfully cheesy while he’s at it. he’d bring his crush roses and chocolates, he’d try to write them a song–even if the song’s awful and his singing is out of tune, it’s the thought that counts, right? he’d make an entire mixtape dedicated to you and blare it at your window from a bedazzled boombox at 2 am until all your neighbors tell him to shut up. as for the confession, he’s an idiot, and would try to get down on one knee and hold your hand and profess his love (he doesn’t realize that’s how you ask ppl to marry you, not to go out to grab coffee but shh he’s trying).

Choromatsu: oh boy, he’s a mess. he’s so anxious, he’ll think about flirting with his crush and go all red in the face, he can’t do it. so he’s more about leaving subtle (or not-so-subtle) clues and generally being helpful and friendly. he’ll blush and he’ll stutter, but he’ll also want to spend lots of time with you! he’s also the sort to REALLY WANT to write you a love letter but he just can’t get the words right. if you ever go over to his house, you’ll find a single trash can just full of embarrassing crumpled attempts at a letter confessing to you. when he finally does confess to you is when he’s finally written what he deems as the perfect letter. he hands it to you, flustered, then dashes, insisting you have to read it when he’s gone. he’s afraid of the potential rejection. it’s…certainly not the most eloquent prose, but it’s clearly written with a lot of admiration and love, which makes it sweet.

Ichimatsu: he doesn’t do much tbh, he’s not the most romantic of the brothers. but he allows his crush to be in his presence, lets them into his personal space and doesn’t push them away all the time–which, compared to the way he treats everyone else, it means a lot, actually. he’s a little embarrassed and tsundere around you, blushing often. he’ll do you little favors or remember things about you, like picking up a particular drink flavor he knows you like, to give you when you meet up. but he’ll insist it doesn’t mean anything. when he finally gets around to confessing–which takes a while so please be patient with him!–he’ll tell you simply and plainly how he feels. nothing gooey or excessive, just puts it out there because it was weighing on his mind and eating away at him.

Jyushimatsu: he tries to make you laugh as much as he can! because he loves your laugh and seeing you happy! it makes him really happy!!! he’d love to take you all over town to his favorite spots and play games!! even lunch or dinner dates with jyushi are never normal because he’ll be making goofy faces or pulling silly little stunts the whole time! sure, he’ll slow down if you want him to but tbh he just wants to make you happy above all else!! he tries a little harder to be serious when he finally confesses to you tho, because he wants you to know he really means it.

Todomatsu: he’s another relentless flirt lol. he’s a lot more coy and playful about it than his brothers are, that’s for sure. expect lots of winks and comments about how cute you are, or invitations out to coffee dates. he’s the sort that will ask you abt your dating history “for no reason!” or because he’s “just curious!” and try to play footsie with you under the table. he’ll pay for your drinks and if you get his number to text, expect a lot of stray heart emojis and to get saved in his phone’s contact list as a pet name like “cutie” or “princess” (followed by more emojis). when he gets to confessing, which doesn’t take all that long lbr, he’s very open about it, but still gives you his best puppy dog eyes in hopes that it might sway you more.

[sweetiematsu]

I want homura to sit on my face

god me too

[sweetiematsu]

Is it okay to flood you with asks a little? :o

ABSOLUTELY it’s okay! lay it on me >:3c

[sweetiematsu]

What kind of s/o would be the Matsus' ideal?

Osomatsu: someone with money. someone who’s gonna match his carefree, chaotic nature. he’s far too lazy for formal dinners and getting dressed up, but he still doesn’t want to just stay home and do nothing everyday. as long as his partner’s willing to go grab a beer together, laugh about stupid stuff, then come home and fuck, he’s in heaven.

Karamatsu: he’s a pretty desperate humble guy, he doesn’t ask for a whole lot: just someone who will enjoy his presence. anyone that actually appreciates him and gives him the time of day is gonna steal his heart away real fast.

Choromatsu: someone who’s hardworking and dedicated. someone with ambition and who aims to improve themselves. he doesn’t ask for a ceo or anything, they can be small goals, but someone with goals, nonetheless. seeing his partner so driven motivates him to improve too and eventually leave his neet situation behind. (tho he will insist that you’re out of his league regardless. you gotta push this guy a little.)

Ichimatsu: ichi’s a guy who appreciates his quiet, down time. he doesn’t mind sharing that with his partner one bit, but they’d have to be someone who can appreciate the silence as much as him. someone who’s okay with not going out for a day or two to just stay in and be lazy.

Jyushimatsu: definitely above all else, he needs someone with a good sense of humor. if his partner’s too serious and can’t laugh with him, he’s gonna have a much harder time trying to relate. ideally, also someone who can keep up with him, or at least try. they don’t have to match his impossible energy levels or anything, but just as long as they’re willing to go along for the ride.

Todomatsu: he’s an absolute attention whore, for better or for worse. he’d adore a dedicated lover, someone who could shower him in affection and give in to all his needy whims. if you don’t have a good reason for not answering his texts within 10 minutes, then you can get back in line.

[sweetiematsu]

hello, will you ever write anything for akumatsu? ;w; please don’t shame me,,

i genuinely never thought of writing for akumatsu but yknow what absolutely!! if youve got anything you’d like to see w him in specific (be they hcs or drabbles), feel free to send them my way!

[sweetiematsu]

Do you do matchups?

i can’t guarantee theyll be v good but i can sure try!! <3