FUCK ICE, free palestine, free congo, FUCK trump, FUCK musk, no one is illegal on stolen land, and if u disagree, FUCK YOU TOO!!!
i’ve said this before but if u support that fuckass orange in office, idc if ur a silent follower or ur like is ur only form of interacting with me, just know, i don’t want it!!! and u are a terrible person!!! 😛
it is a luxury to remain apolitical as one that can afford not to question the systems that shape daily life simply because they are you're not adversely affected by them. everyone has a responsibility to disrupt and resist against systemic injustice as there is no law in a system that protects the very same lawmakers that violate and oppress.
okay no this isn’t a request but i got a jackfrost and elsa tiktok on my fyp earlier today and i crashed out over it so now i feel like you need to see it
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdM9DMBN/
THIS IS EXACTLY THE EDIT I SAW THAT MADE ME POST ABT HOW I USED TO SHIP ELSA AND JACK FROST LMFAOOO
just imagine, dilf!osamu who has his eyes set on one particular pretty little regular, who always finds their way into onigiri miya every saturday night like clockwork. coming in before the masses of drunkards just so they we can have a chat with him before the chaos ensues. not that he minds, oh god no, how could he?
dilf!osamu would close the shop early if it meant you would sit in that barstool by the counter, your tits pushed together by your arms, and bat those innocent eyes at him. (he also would close it to shove his cock down your throat)
dilf!osamu who knows your order off by heart, and always throws in a little freebie weather it be a flavor you’ve never tried or a small mochi his daughter made for him.
dilf!osamu who eventually gets tired of the back and forth, desperately needing to fuck you see you outside of the restaurant! so he makes a plan, the next time you come into the restaurant he’ll throw his number in the bag too…or he’ll just ask straight out?
dilf!osamu who nearly keels over when he sees you walk into the restaurant the following saturday, in a tiny little outfit that leaves next to nothing to the imagination. he swallows hard as he looks you up and down, his voice coming out a lot more hoarse then he wanted it to.
“hey osamu~” you purred at him, and he genuinely thinks he creamed his pants a little like a pathetic teenager. for crying out loud the man is twice your age, you shouldn’t be having this effect on him!
but…when you sit down in your usual spot, leaning over the counter to talk to him, it clicks. you knew exactly what you were doing.
dilf!osamu who listens to you chatter on and on about your night, everything going in one ear and out the other. he doesn’t mean to! really he doesn’t..it’s just so hard when your talking to animatedly..and your tits keep jumping at him, basically calling him to his doom like a siren.
dilf!osamu who only snaps out of it when you call his name, tilting your head to the side with an innocent look on your face, if he was paying attention he would notice the small smirk forming.
you have him right where you want him.
dilf!osamu who says fuck it and leans over, smashing his lips against yours in a all too messy, yet very heated, kiss. the sheer desperation behind the kiss is enough to let a whimper slip through your lips as you grip osamu like he’s your life line, practically climbing over the counter to be impossibly closer to him.
dilf!osamu breaks the kiss first, both of you panting slightly as your eyes mirror each other, lust blown and hungry.
“fuck, m’sorry.. i got carried away i should’ve-”
you cut him off swiftly with a giggle, a sound that causes osamus hips to buck into the air, his cock twitching in his pants.
“i was hopin’ you’d do it before i had to”
you grin up at him, spreading your legs slightly as you fix your position, sitting on the edge of the counter facing him.
oh he is so fucked.
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pt 2
an, i literally wrote this for my bsf because we’re mourning this one osamu fic we read, so i had to try lift out moods!
!warnings; RAUNCHY. just basically filth !porn with little to no plot, !afab reader,!cunnilingus, oral!f receiving,!i cant spell, !penetrative sex, !unprotected sex !reader is a bimbo,!drunk sex, !mentions of alcohol use, !mentions of marijuana use, reader is implied to be hooking up with Atsumu, !degrading,! praising,! cock drunk reader
authors notes: loser oikawa brainrot is real. need him so bad its not okay anymore T-T, i got inspo when i was on call with my pookie bear brainstorming and we were listening to songs and woman by harry styles started playing..and here we are! THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD, i was proofreading it then i got lazy ;p. this is my first time actually writing smut so it might be a bit choppy..soz!!!!enjoyyy!!!
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
Oikawa has always been a little genius, hes always been the top of his class but somehow was never lucky enough to get noticed by girls. Not until his second puberty that was which might i add only came in the middle of his second year of college.
Oikawa decided to pick astronomy as an elective and almost creamed his pants when he saw you walk through those doors. hair down and in the sexiest baby blue tracksuit he had ever seen. your makeup was on point and he couldn't help but throb a little when you batted those pretty eyelashes at him while blowing a bubble with your gum.
"Do you have a spare pencil? i think i dropped mine in the hallway" a sickly sweet smile on your face. if he could he would have gave you every last pencil he owned.
oikawa,who spends every class barely paying the professor any attention, spending a solid 80% of the class staring at you hoping you'd ask him for litterally anything . and i mean anything. a pen, a sheet of paper, the world, anything you wanted he'd give it too you.
after 4 weeks of taking that class,oikawa finally worked up the courage to finally introduce himself to you and he died right there when you smiled and told him your name. that sent him over the edge.
Loser!Oikawa who proceeded to go back to his dorm (thanking the stars his roomate wasnt home) and fist his cock to the image of your pretty little mouth wrapped around him, chanting your name like a mantra. he has never came so much in his life.
Loser!Oikawa who was so happy when you started sitting beside him in classes making small talk with him. Astronomy soon became the highlight of his week.
Loser!Oikawa who noticed how the fattest pout on your glossy lips when the professor handed back your most recent midterms at the end of class.
"Is everything okay?"
"No i am so failing this class if i do it'll throw off my entire grade for this year and ill have to repeat" you sounded to sad on the brink of tears. he throbbed.
"Hey i'm sure you didnt even do that bad, it was a pretty hard exam to be fair.."
"I guess.., what did you get anyways?"
Shit. He could easily lie and tell you he got an unbelievably low score, but both of you knew it wasnt possible for him to score lower then 97.
"...98%"
"..."
He sat there with the silence hanging in the room.
"Oikawa."
Uh oh.
Loser!Oikawa who's eyes almost popped out of his head when you basically threw yourself at him begging him to tutor you. and how could he say no? he almost moaned when you gave him the biggest hug known to man and he could feel your tits pushed right up against his chest.
Loser!Oikawa who spent the next couple of weeks tutoring you in between classes. You slightly picked up on the crush Toru had on you unbeknownst to him of course. You two had grown so close in those weeks. So much so that you invited him to your part to kick off spring break.
"If i pass this class, No WHEN i pass this class you just have to come Toru"
His name sounded so good out of your mouth. He wondered how much better it would sound if he was fucking you.
" I don't know [Name] i'm not exactly close to anyone you know and i don't want to ruin you night by clinging to you the whole night"
He was lying. Of course he wanted to go but he also knew how much of a soical butterfly you are and he would inevitably be left in a corner with some drunk couple dry humping beside him.
"I pinky promise you'll have fun, trust me."
So that.s how Loser!Oikawa found himself in front of your door two hours after the party had started. You did in fact pass your exam. He knocked at the door waiting a few minutes for it to open. just as he was about to turn around and go home, you opened the door smiling so brightly once you saw him standing there.
" TORU OH MY GOD I.M SO HAPPY YOUR HERE!" you were clearly drunk and maybe a little bit high evident by your low glossy red eyes.
"Yep! i almost wasn't gonna come but you did make me a promise..so here i am!" you giggled the most angelic thing hes ever heard. as he trailed behind you to the kitchen he couldn't help but stare and your figure in the dress you were wearing. it was teal-ish and barley covered your ass. it had a halter neck which you had the remaining fabric tied in a pretty bow. he wanted so badly to rip the garment off you.
Loser!Oikawa who after being forced to do a round of shots 'catch up' as you called it, stood in the kitchen smiling to himself as he watched you squeal with excitement as you heard you’re ‘fav song’ play. You’ve said that about the last 7 songs.
Loser!Oikawa who watches you run to the center of the living room screaming the lyrics to the song. swaying your hips to the sensual beat he watches as other bodies join you, mostly pairs, to sway and grind with each other. he softly sang along getting more buzzed from the liquid courage.
All was well until he showed up. Some random dude who came up behind you slowly wrapping his arms around your waist pulling you close. Toru was seething as he watched this guy whisper in your ear making you giggle that infectious laugh that he wished was reserved for only him.
'I hope you can see the state that i'm in, while hes touching your skin'
The longer the scene unfolded in front of him, the more he felt his body tingle with jealousy. He felt like a child being forced to share when he wanted to keep you to himself. Hes selfish, and hes fully aware of that.
'He's right where I should, where I should be...'
Downing the last of his drink, he stood there throwing daggers at the pair. He was angry, but not at you. he could never be angry at you. As the song finished and you made your way back over to the kitchen, New toy boy in tow, Toru felt his body act on its own.
He made his way over to where you were standing too entranced in the other man, who he soon came to learn as Miya Atsumu, to notice his presence behind you. Not until you turned your head to the side while Miya was planting kisses up the side of your neck that you noticed Oikawa.
The energy of the situation shifted drastically once you realized who loomed over you. You weren't sure if it was all the alcohol or even the weed you smoked but Oikawa looked so unbelievably sexy right now. I mean he's always been so sexy too you with him being such a dork. It always turned you on slightly and when he'd stretch you got to see how built he really was. But right now? You wanted him to fuck you ASAP. his glasses had long been discarded. his hair was slightly disheveled and he looked pissed. You wanted him bad.
"Oikawa! whats up babe? you enjoying the party?"
He didn't respond just slightly nodding his head.
"Well dude if you don't mind were kinda in the middle of something right now, so..."
This time the blonde spoke. and that sent Oikawa over the edge. He grabbed your hand and stormed away dragging you behind him. You were yelling at him to slow down for a second finding it hard to keep up with his long strides. He couldn't hear you though. his ears were ringing and everything became muffled.
When he entered you bedroom he slammed the door behind him leaving you standing there eyes wide in shock. This was NOT your Toru Oikawa. you've always known toru to be soft and patience and overall kind of a push over. But the man standing in front of you was none of those things.
"Oikawa What the actual fuck is going on?! why did you-" before you could even finish your sentence you were stopped by Toru's mouth on yours. moaning softly into the rough kiss you wrapping your arms around his shoulders you pull him closer. your whole body burning up with lust.
As the kissing became even more intense you pulled away smiling at the brunette who was looking at you with blown out pupils.
“Get on the bed.”
“What?”
“You heard me. Get on the bed.”
You have never seen him being so commanding before. You’d be lying if you said it didn’t turn you on. In fact this was the most turned on you’ve ever been.
Doing as he said you made your way onto the bed sitting on your knees waiting for him to come over to you.
grabbing a your hair and yanking it slightly to pull your head to the side he began attacking your neck, Leaving a trail of purple marks to bloom in his wake.
“You think you’re so cute slutting yourself out like that huh? letting other men grab you and touch you hm?”
not trusting yourself to speak you just moaned in response.
“Do you know how long I’ve wanted to do that. To dance with you and kiss you? i bet you don’t because all you care about is getting your holes stuffed don’t ya?”
He was being so mean and yet you could feel yourself getting wetter with each new insult he threw your way. Making his way back up to you he grabbed your face forcing you to look at him. His cock throbbing as he saw the fat tears well in your eyes.
“Poor baby’s crying now. You didn’t mean it did you baby?”
“N-no Toru, just wanted to make you jealous is all” you mewled out. tears falling and staining your pretty face. you weren’t crying because of him being mean. you were crying because you were so incredibly horny and he wasn’t doing anything to help.
As if he read your mind he began to kiss you again letting his hands roam around your body until they reached close to where you ached for him the most.
while his hands slowly scaled your thighs you moaned as he inches closer to your core.
“Toru please”
“What is it baby what do you want?”
“Want you to touch me, please i promise i won’t go near Atsumu anymore just please touch me”
he was so done for.
He had fantasized about you moaning and begging for him for so long he never expected for it to actually happen.
humming in response he decided to be nice and give you what you wanted.
“lie down baby, i’ll make you feel good. promise.”
doing as he said you laid down on the bed staring up at your ceiling in anticipation while he parted your legs. pulling your panties to the side he moaned at the sight of your cunt.
“so fucking pretty” he mumbled to himself. as you raised your head to try listen to what he said, he dove right in. licking a bold stripe up your center that had your head falling back and the most pornographic moan leaving your mouth.
as he continued to work his skill full mouth against your core you were lost in a world of ecstasy. Oikawa found himself rutting against the edge of the bed, his dick growing harder as you continued to moan his name. It’s like all his birthdays came at once.
“Toru please please please i’m gonna cum please don’t stop, oh my god” blabbering incoherent words to a pussy drunk Toru only drove him to bring you over the edge.
slipping in two of his fingers to replace his tongue that he now focused on your clit, lapping up every single drop of you not letting you go to waste.
“You taste so good baby, So fucking sweet, you’ve got the prettiest pussy you know that yeah?. she’s so fucking wet for me”
Now he was blabbering. The vibrations of his voice is what made you cum. and hard.
Riding out your high on his face Toru still kept lapping you up even in your overstimulated state. It wasn’t until you forcefully had to lift his head up that he stopped.
“Toru is too much,i want you in me please need your cock so badly” you managed to squeeze out in between moans. surely the whole party has heard how desperate you sound now.
“Yeah? I dunno baby i don’t think you deserve it after the stunt you pulled earlier. Why don’t you beg for it angel?”
You did just that. Pleading with the lanky brunette to “Stuff you full of his cock”. Fat tears falling from your eyes as you beg with such desperation, the lust in your body physically hurting, the only cure being Oikawas touch burning in its place.
After what felt like an eternity he finally shushed you with a kiss so gentle you almost missed it.
“Awh i think you’ve apologized enough sweetheart, lay down for me. let me make you feel all better~/.” he whispered in your ear as he guided your back gently to the bed, positioning himself in between your legs with your ankles resting on his shoulders. Lining himself up with your entrance you both took a sharp breath as he pushed in.
Toru swears he could have came right there from how warm and soft your insides were. Bottoming out fully you both moaned in ecstasy. The stretch from how big Oikawas cock was, was enough to make your eyes roll back into your skull.
“Ru, please move please, need to feel you fuck me so hard please” as you pleaded some more, toru could feel his cock get unbelievably harder.
Pushing your knees closer to your chest, Oikawa continued to drill his cock deep into your cunny. Hitting that soft spot that made your eyes roll back further and your mouth drop into a soft 'O' shape. He marvel in your moans as your tits bounced around.
"Whats wrong baby? going too deep?" he asked, false concern dripping in his voice. All you could do is whine is response, not trusting your voice quiet yet, He could get used to seeing you like this. Hair splayed out across your pillow, eyes brimming with fat tears threatening to fall. You were so cock drunk he'd be surprised if you even remembered your own name at this point.
Chanting his name like a mantra, you began to claw at his biceps your body warning him of your approaching orgasm before your mouth can even catch up.
"T-Toru please right there, so close, 'm so close,fuck, wanna cum, need to cum all over your cock please please-" you didn't even know if your sentences were even making sense at this point but you didn't even care, only caring about being able to finish.
"Yeah? go on then baby, shittt-cum all over my cock."
Like a devote follower listening to her god, you did just that. the most intense orgasm ripped through your body ass your whole body shook, back ripping off the bed in a high arch as you clung onto Oikawa for dear life, who continued to fuck you through your mind numbing climax to reach his own which followed not long after.
Moaning and whimpering in your ear, Toru came with his head buried in the nook of your neck, biting down on the sweet spot that connected your neck and shoulder to try and cover his own pathetic moans. Now it was his turn for his body to shake as he filled you up with his load, not wanting a single drop to go to waste.
after a few beats of silence with the two of you just trying to catch your breath, the brunette lifted his head from its place in the nook of your neck and spoke first.
"Are you okay? i didn't go to far did i? im sorry i dont know what came over me i just saw you with Miya and-"
Before he could continue to blabber on you shut him up. planting a slopping kiss on his lips which he graciously returned, as the kiss once again became more heated the door burst open to reveal a drunk and most definitely pissed Atsumu Miya.
"What. the. fuck."
A/N: i’m posting this again nothing has changed but i was going to redo it then i gave up! oops!
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