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esmecullenstan

rosalie: the food is too hot, I can’t eat it

edward:

bella:

alice:

jasper:

emmett: you’re hot and I’d still eat y-

esme: ONE DINNER [slams hand down on table]

carlisle: here we go again

esme: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

robertphilip

Carlisle Cullen in every film: Twilight “I know you mean well, Rosalie, but… I’d very much like for our family to be worth protecting. The occasional… accident or lapse in control is a regrettable part of who we are.” It was very like him to include himself in the plural, though he had never had such a lapse himself. “To murder a blameless child in cold blood is another thing entirely. I believe the risk she presents, whether she speaks her suspicions or not, is nothing to the greater risk. If we make exceptions to protect ourselves, we risk something much more important. We risk losing the essence of who we are.”

robertphilip

no scene in any Twilight film will ever be as hot as Dr. Carlisle Cullen’s first appearance and that is literally just a fact

sweetishbubble

darkmelaningirls-deactivated202

How cute is this 😊😇

candiikismet

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

sweetishbubble

Omg the purest thing on tumblr

wilwheaton

Indianapolis church puts holy family in ‘ICE detention’ in bold statement about immigration policy

lexaapologist-deactivated201806

so uhhh since this seems to be a thing now……here’s the breaking dawn fight scene accompanied by toxic by britney spears

fragilelambs

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

bowlingshirtbellas

losing my head spinning round and round wow

sweetishbubble

Good lord.

psychcalice

What are small things that Jasper does that Alice loves?

Hmm, I don’t know if these are small things, but I can think of…

When he brings her flowers, naturally. Not like roses or overproduced stuff (which is nice don’t get me wrong) but maybe he’d be running through the woods or do whatever the fuck vampires do since they don’t sleep and he’ll see some wildflowers or something, he’ll pick up one or three and take them to her. And she’d just smile at him because after so many years of doing it, she doesn’t get tired of getting them, and he knows she’s thankful.

The fact that he actually listens to her even when she is not making sense at all. I bet Alice rambles a lot and others sometimes just walk away or stop her, but Jasper listens and tries to make sense of what she’s trying to say. She loves that.

He actually follows her fashion suggestions.

When he recommends her a book that he liked. He’d throw a simple comment like “wow, you should read this,” or “I’m giving you this to read after I finish.” She loves that he thinks about sharing that stuff with her.

When he starts humming/singing a song she was humming/singing before like they’re mentally connected or some crazy shit like that.

Surely Alice owns a whole room-sized closet in the Cullens house. Even though everyone’s like “Alice stop, you have enough space.” Jasper always gives her a little more space of his own so she can hang more clothes.

When he gets all excited about a social justice subject. He’s the one rambling here, and he gets so passionate about it. Alice looooves it.

When he also starts rambling about conspiracies (LISTEN jasper is a conspiracy theories devotee this is the truth) I bet those two end up talking about the weirdest shit ever. (Emmett joins)

catchymemes

Astronaut tweets

openbookbells

No offence but “Renesmee” sounds like the kind of name you would expect from a 20-something Midwest instagram mom who’s trying to make a career out of her baking blog and whose ultimate dream in life is to have a daughter win Toddlers and Tiaras

wildlifewednesdays

schweinsteigur-deactivated20151

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

quicksilverwracked

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

kidchi

THE NOISE

sweetishbubble

Where do I apply for this job???

bible-of-fun

wolverinequeen

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.