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“im a creep im a weirdo” umm, ok? i send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread
does anyone else get that horrible feeling when ur watching a show that you like, but you can feel the heterosexual romance building up, u know the signs, and it’s like ur in a horror movie except instead of a monster it’s the protagonists annoying boyfriend to be
Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone
washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
The dissonance between Jews who are now in the holiest time of the year and American Christians who are just spamming social media with Halloween content is staggering.
Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.
I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.
So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.
Just like in the Bible.
Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.
Anyway,
Oh, Deer Lord.
when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day
יעקב שטיינהרט, יהודים הולכים לתפילת סליחות, 1921, שמן על בד, 90.3x79 ס''מ, ירושלים: מוזיאון ישראל.
Jakob Steinhardt, Jews Going to Selichot Prayers, 1921, oil on canvas, 79x90.3 cm, the Israel Museum, Jerusalem.
https://www.imj.org.il/he/collections/400306
Mommy?
Crazy rich asians
Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long
Shanah tovah and everyone look at this apple tart.
Hi hello I need some help
How do you say 'i love you' in Irish?
You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand
Don't think of it as "$20 an hour for unskilled entry-level work".
Think of it as "$20 an hour for a human being to spend 2,080 hours a year locked in a building with smug, arrogant, entitled bastards who they could- without much effort- drown in a public toilet"
Everyone has within them a level of desperation which could compel them to perform unspeakable acts and for the low low price of a basic living wage plus dental I will hold closed the gates of hell itself and make a cheeseburger with no cheese for order #652
מישהו עמד לומר לי שהשכר מינימום של הגויים בארהב זה 20 דולר שזה בערך 80 שקל???
זה לא זה לא זה לא!
בגלל הקטע הפדרלי זה משתנה בין מדינה למדינה אבל זה בסביבות ה$7-$8(לפני הירידה הגדולה עכשיו זה בערך כמו שלנו) ויש להם תנועה ללהעלות ל15$ (כמו שלנו יש את התנועה של להעלות ל40₪)
I am obsessed with this.
So because parkour is such a ridiculously male dominated sport, the "correct technique" for a lot of these movements that you're taught when you become an instructor plays to a male body's strengths: upper body strength, higher center of gravity, etc.
She demolishes this course by moving in ways that make sense for her body. She doesn't muscle her way up to her over a wall, she just throws a leg up over the wall. She doesn't use upper body strength to do the salmon ladder, she uses her hips!!! And it's fucking incredible.
So many girls and young women walk away from parkour because every movement caters to the strengths of men, because doing what makes sense for their bodies is seen as "bad technique" to be trained away.
If pre-transition me had seen this I would have cried tears of joy.
Best one yet
The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.
Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view
The eradication of adobe flash was like removing a load bearing wall in a house
maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay
wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy