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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

innerchildabortionclinic

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

pikamusume

pukicho

Here's my little white son named Craigg

pukicho

I feed my white son clear broth

pukicho

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

greeniery

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

coffeefocusrat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

thelightfluxtastic

Why is Agott like th-

Raised by Qifrey, next question.

Why is Qifrey like th-

Raised by Beldaruit, next question.

Why is Beldaruit like th-

Pure love of the game.

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

notaplaceofhonour

I sometimes see people joke about how wild it is that the Raiders of the Lost Ark canonically “confirms the existence of G-d From The Bible” and, like, sure

but I feel like we’re glossing over a few very important details there

notaplaceofhonour

details like, what Covenant is being referred to in “the Ark of the Covenant”? who is that covenant with? the presence of whose G-d does it represent? why might that be relevant in a movie with the specific villains Raiders has?

what fantasy do we think George Lucas’s cowriter Philip Kaufman, screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan, and director Steven Spielberg were trying to fulfill with this specific choice?

if-i-am-not-for-me

"The G-d of Israel channeled their power through an object sacred to Am Yisrael to destroy (literally melt) Nazis"

Which could mean nothing

indecisiveavocado

From one of the most depressing articles I've read in a while:

The mass murder of the Jews was inevitable. No one has atoned. Yet Jews still seek redemption in the West.

the-orion-scribe

Just remember that Indiana Jones was also directed by a Jew

notaplaceofhonour

Yep! And stars one!

The original idea for the story was developed by George Lucas and Philip Kaufman, the later of whom is Jewish (the Ark being the artifact was his idea), screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan is Jewish. So, very Jewish.