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“How close you and that Pikachu look, I can’t imagine you’d need any lessons from the Pokemon school”
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“How close you and that Pikachu look, I can’t imagine you’d need any lessons from the Pokemon school”
(x @typenullandvoid liked for a starter)
“Your hair matches that lady’s from that Disney movie”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
(x)
“What do ya mean you don’t think they exist??”“Raticate over fifty pounds are actually really common in the Poni Wilds if you look hard enough,”
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
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“How’d you get your hair such a nice shade of green??” Hau was stunned by the tall man. “Like what kind of shampoo do you use?”
starter call??? (thanks @pluumeriia for that, as well as my other, perf icons)
@plaayful liked a starter call
Hau likes to brag that he supposedly knows everyone in the small town of Iki, due to his grandfather’s kahuna status. So not knowing who the pink haired girl standing in the middle of town was, he was a little thrown off.
“Hey!! Are you new around here?”
I just want to tease Rowlet. kawaii.
starter call??? (thanks @pluumeriia for that, as well as my other, perf icons)
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
( lilo and stitch memes )
Hau looked down at the gooey remains of a once perfectly fine ice cream, now residing on the sidewalk pavement.
“Sorry dude!” He shrugged apologetically, “didn’t mean to bump into you!!”Another glance at the sad looking cone.“Would a sour malasada make up for it?”
@sweetmalasadas
“You smell like cooked sugar and fried happiness.”
“That’s me!” It’s definitely the malasada in his hand.
Hau is a Pokémon-loving young boy with a big appetite! He’s the same age as your character. When you move to the Alola region, he makes friends with you right away. He has a real weakness for malasada, a famous treat in the Alola region, and he is always in search of malasada shops. He is a big-hearted boy who really loves Pokémon. (Official Site)
I hope they’ll be the best of friends ( ^ O ^ ) !!!
;ask continued from here @typenullandvoid
“Haha, I guess that did happen! What are the odds, huh? My team wasn’t the strongest back then, in my defense”
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’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
;meme
“no offense-but chill”
’ Aloha!
“Alola, dude!!”