(—) ★ spotted!! RIVER LUX on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 29 year old looks like DYLAN O’BRIEN, but i don’t really see it. while the SOFTWARE DEVELOPER/FORMER REALITY STAR/TWITCH STREAMER is known for being AFFABLE my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be UNRULY i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song C’EST LA VIE (WITH BBNO$ & RICH BRIAN) {he/him / cismale}
tw; drugs, alcohol
a quick overview;
despite his parents separation, River Lux grew up in a warm, loving environment. his father, a well off CEO of an accounting firm in New York City, and his mother, a model, simply drew apart with their busy schedules. this also led to river having a lot of freedom growing up. almost too much some might suggest. he ran wild with his impulsive behavior as a kid, continuing this habit into his adult years. but we'll get back to this.
though their marriage ended, they maintained a mutual respect that shaped River’s understanding of relationships and respect, especially toward women—a trait further reinforced by growing up with only a sister. his upbringing was grounded in values of kindness and loyalty, qualities that made River the genuinely good-hearted person he is today.
as a young man, River was known for his willingness to go out of his way to help anyone in need. his friends often described him as someone who would drop everything to lend a hand, no matter the situation. however, this earnest nature was coupled with an impulsive streak that led him into only the most outrageous situations. whether it was an impromptu road trip across the country or a sudden decision to walk through his front door with a pet skunk, River's life was clearly never short of a little excitement.
one thing about River, despite his boisterous, impulsive 'horse play' behavior, was that he genuinely enjoyed school. River's innate intelligence and passion for technology propelled him into the world of software development, where he quickly made a name for himself. by his mid-twenties, he had become one of the youngest and most successful developers in the industry, amassing a fortune that seemed almost impossible to spend. with too much money at his disposal, River began throwing extravagant parties that became the stuff of legend—lavish events filled with alcohol, drugs, and wild entertainment, often rivaling the most infamous of Hollywood soirées. imagine Jay Gatsby...an inspiration of his really.
however, beneath his seemingly perfect life, River harbored a deep-seated hurt. a long-term relationship that ended badly left him with emotional scars. the betrayal he felt during this breakup led to a strange vendetta against women, rooted in a profound mistrust. while he still respected women due to his upbringing, this experience left him conflicted, struggling to reconcile his inherent goodness with the bitterness he just couldn't shake. perhaps he got his unmatched stubbornness from his mother. a gift and a curse.
his career;
River Lux’s success story is nothing short of remarkable. from a young age, he displayed an intuitive grasp of technology, often tinkering with computers and coding long before it became mainstream. his passion for software development quickly evolved into a career, and by his early twenties, River had already made significant strides in the tech world.
his big break came when he developed a revolutionary software platform that disrupted the industry, solving a key problem for businesses and consumers alike. the platform’s innovation, combined with its user-friendly design, rapidly attracted investors and clients. River’s ability to see where technology was headed before others made him a standout figure in the tech space. his company quickly grew into a major player, and at just 24, River became one of the youngest self-made millionaires in the industry.
a combination of talent, timing, and a relentless work ethic catapulted him to immense financial success. his company’s valuation soared, and River became a sought-after name in both the tech and business worlds, appearing on the covers of major magazines and giving keynote speeches at prestigious conferences.
despite his age, River’s success didn’t go unnoticed by older, seasoned entrepreneurs who were impressed by his creativity and boldness. with more money than he could ever need, he began investing in startups, further growing his wealth. now, in his late twenties, River is considered a tech titan, one of the brightest minds of his generation, known for his brilliance, but also for his lavish lifestyle that became as infamous as his success.
his unmatched intelligence;
River Lux wasn’t just a prodigy in software development—his intellectual curiosity spanned multiple fields, particularly science. growing up, he had a deep fascination with biology, chemistry, and physics, often conducting homemade experiments in his garage, much to the amusement (and occasional concern) of his family. his mind seemed to grasp complex scientific concepts with ease, and he could dive into topics like molecular biology or quantum mechanics and explain them as effortlessly as someone reciting a favorite story.
one of the most outrageous examples of River’s impulsive nature combined with his scientific mind came during an impromptu road trip that took him and a group of friends across the USA followed by Europe. on a whim, River decided to teach himself how to make ink, blending his knowledge of chemistry with his desire for adventure. with homemade ink in hand, he bought a tattoo machine and started offering free tattoos to strangers they encountered along the way.
what began as a quirky idea turned into an adventure that left a mark—literally—on dozens of people. whether it was at a bar in Paris or a beach in California, River would strike up conversations with strangers and, by the end of the night, they’d walk away with a small, spontaneous tattoo. his creations weren’t professional by any means, but the sheer charm and wild energy River brought to the experience made them unforgettable. some tattoos were simple symbols, others intricate designs that River dreamed up on the spot, but each one carried a story of a fleeting, extraordinary moment.
his infamous parties;
River Lux’s parties were legendary, a spectacle of excess and spontaneity that blurred the line between reality and fantasy. with his immense wealth and playful, impulsive nature, River would spare no expense in throwing some of the wildest, most extravagant gatherings imaginable. the word would spread quickly. they weren't exactly hard to get into.
held in sprawling mansions, luxurious penthouses, or even private islands he’d rent out on a whim, River’s parties attracted a bizarre mix of people: tech moguls, artists, celebrities, and complete strangers he’d met earlier that day. the sheer creativity and unpredictability of each night was unmatched. every party had a unique theme or experience that only River could dream up. one night, guests might find themselves in a neon-lit jungle, while another party might transform the space into a surreal underwater paradise, complete with massive tanks filled with exotic fish.
the music would pulse through every room, with top DJs or live bands providing a soundtrack that ranged from deep house to indie rock, depending on River’s mood. dance floors would be packed, with everyone letting loose, fueled by expensive champagne and top-shelf liquors that never seemed to run out. but it wasn’t just the alcohol that made his parties infamous—River’s events were known for their hedonistic edge, with drugs freely available for those who indulged. from designer substances to psychedelic experiences, River embraced the chaotic energy that came with living on the edge.
in the middle of it all was River—hosting, dancing, and entertaining his guests with his outrageous antics. one minute he might be leaping off the roof into a pool, the next he’d be delivering an impromptu speech or convincing people to join him in a spontaneous game or challenge. no matter how out of control things seemed to get, River had an uncanny ability to bring everyone together, making each guest feel like they were part of something exclusive and extraordinary.
his love life;
since the devastating breakup that left him heartbroken and mistrustful, River Lux’s love life has taken on a much more unpredictable and casual nature. once deeply invested in long-term relationships, River's view on love and commitment shifted drastically after the end of his years-long relationship. the betrayal he felt left him cynical, and while he still respects women on a fundamental level, he developed a protective layer of detachment, no longer allowing himself to be vulnerable in the same way.
in the aftermath, River embraced a more carefree, even reckless, approach to relationships, becoming quite the player. his charm, intelligence, and good looks made it easy for him to attract attention wherever he went, and he became known for his spontaneous and casual sexual encounters. River’s impulsive nature extended into his love life, where he treated romance as a fleeting thrill rather than a deep connection. he rarely pursued anything serious, preferring to live in the moment and keep things light.
despite his promiscuity, River was refreshingly open about his intentions. he made it clear to anyone he became involved with that he wasn’t looking for commitment. his honesty earned him a reputation for being direct, and although he could be cavalier, he wasn’t manipulative. He had no interest in misleading anyone. for River, it was all about enjoying the adventure of connection without any strings attached, and he expected the same level of transparency from those he was with.
River’s sex life was as spontaneous and outrageous as the rest of his existence. whether it was a chance encounter with someone he met at one of his extravagant parties or a sudden romantic fling during one of his globe-trotting adventures, River approached intimacy with the same impulsivity he brought to everything else. he might spend the night with someone in a luxury hotel suite in New York one day, and by the next morning, he could be on a plane to Ibiza with someone entirely new.
beneath the thrill-seeking surface was still the hurt from his past, and though he appeared to move from one person to the next with ease, there remained a lingering emptiness he refused to confront. River is in his heartbreak-era.
