#Yikes-in-the-USA

Elise, 30, I have three birds. I love them.

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Decided to read through some “controversial classics” that I, as a 30 year old woman, should have read by now.

Yesterday, I read Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger, haven’t been able to stop thinking about how heartbreaking it was. I’m not sure I would have felt the same way if I had read it in high school. I spent most of my time reading the book wondering why NO ONE was helping a kid that was extremely unwell.

Today, I started Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury and I already know it’s going to be a wild ride from the first like 30 pages. Definitely more creeped out by this one. Keep in mind I genuinely have no clue what this book is about.

Also on the list are 1984, Animal Farm by George Orwell and The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseni.

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Still in the hospital, husband called to say one of my parakeets died. Fuck my whole life.

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Been in the hospital since Sunday. Still no results but I can eat normally again without needing anti nausea medicine.

I’ll take wins where I can get them.

[yikes-in-the-yard]

In the hospital, finally one that doesn’t just treat and street and they found something potentially concerning.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Finally watched Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and I must say that ending confused the fuck outta me.

From sunshine to psychopath in under 10 seconds.

Like yikes my brother in Christ eat a snickers or some shit.

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Life doesn’t feel real. Because how have I made it this far when the literal brightest light of my life couldn’t. What the fuck even is that?

[yikes-in-the-yard]

My soul has been ripped out.

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[ogleopardprintprincess]

I’m only 200 pages into kingdom of ash I really gotta lock in

!!!! I just can’t wait to see how no one dies and everyone lives happily ever after !!!!

[wiress-q]

let me hold your hand while i say this....

[yikes-in-the-yard]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

[yikes-in-the-yard]

I think that I accidentally got too high.

How do I know you ask? I just saw a commercial in a language I don’t speak but understood exactly what the person was saying.

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[yikes-in-the-yard]

giggling for some reason because i keep seeing you like my stuff idk 😭 (this is a good thing)

You post a lot of relatable stuff lol 😂. I also love seeing your takes on acotar (and other books SJM has done) stuff because LITERALLY NO ONE I KNOW CARES ABOUT LUCIEN. I love him and think SJM is doing him dirty just like she did with Aedion 🤦‍♀️. Sometimes I worry about the notifications being annoying but then I remember, that’s literally the point of this website.

[wiress-q]

LMAO yeah lucien is my baby even if i dont talk about him very much, dw the notifications are fine like yeah thats literally the point lmao

[yikes-in-the-yard]

Ugh I would go to war for the characters in her books even though I’d be absolutely useless 😫

[yikes-in-the-yard]

giggling for some reason because i keep seeing you like my stuff idk 😭 (this is a good thing)

You post a lot of relatable stuff lol 😂. I also love seeing your takes on acotar (and other books SJM has done) stuff because LITERALLY NO ONE I KNOW CARES ABOUT LUCIEN. I love him and think SJM is doing him dirty just like she did with Aedion 🤦‍♀️. Sometimes I worry about the notifications being annoying but then I remember, that’s literally the point of this website.

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[underthemexicansun]

the sluttiest thing an elf can do is whip his cape off mid sprinting through the woods