Wanderlust

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[seabeck]

Olympic National Forest, WA

[frachella]

[perrfectly]

[decision]

[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[wistfullycountry]

[sweaterweatherisbetterweather-d]

[creekfiend]

“Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements” gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

[portmanteaurian]

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air…

[un-un-creative]

[lvndscpe]

Charlotte, United States | by Wes Hicks

[deeplovephotography]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Compassion is not finite, but daylight is. Give yourself time to rest.

Taurus: Get ready Taurus, you’re in for a night of romantic dual wielded 45s. 

Gemini: Whats the rush? Nothing has happened but you can feel your heartbeat in your ears, you can feel your eyes dilate. Literally nothing has changed but your body seems convinced that you are going to die any second.

Cancer: A shot glass full of bee husks and dried flower petals.

Leo: Nobody really cares that you’re not one for fighting. Preparation is its own reward.

Virgo: A little bird with no skin told me you know where you’re headed, that you have a good head on your shoulders. I didn’t trust them. No offense. 

Libra: Dont mistake power for trust. 

Scorpio: No sense in arguing over the supposed opinions of a dead man. Dig him up and ask him why dont you? Its a once in a lifetime chance.

Ophiuchus: There is elegance in simplicity, but simplicity can get real boring real fast.

Sagittarius: Its time to fuck around with that thing you’ve been thinking about fucking around with.

Capricorn: You’ve forgotten when their birthday is. This is a good thing.

Aquarius: There is nothing more suspicious than someone who says they have your best interests at heart. 

Pisces: You will see a cool picture of a plague doctor this week. Hell yeah.

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[loyaltyy]

@paeulini

[norules-justpeace]

Algar do Carvão - Terceira, Azores

[alecsgrg]

Road trip | ( by Marcel )