Chicago sugar babe

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💖💖

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I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date.

(via gudda)

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Might be a lil big for you m8

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I’m screamin

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xxsugarcvnt

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Four rules for a disciplined life

(Credit to reddit user ryans01).

No zero days. ‘What’s a zero day? A zero day is when you don’t do a single fucking thing towards whatever dream or goal or want or whatever that you got going on. No more zeros. I’m not saying you gotta bust an essay out everyday, that’s not the point. The point I’m trying to make is that you have to make yourself, promise yourself, that the new SYSTEM you live in is a NON-ZERO system. Didn’t do anything all fucking day and it’s 11:58 PM? Write one sentence. One pushup. Read one page of that chapter. One. Because one is non zero.’

Be grateful to the three yous. ‘There’s the past you, the present you, and the future you. If you wanna love someone and have someone love you back, you gotta learn to love yourself, and the 3 you’s are the key. Be GRATEFUL to the past you for the positive things you’ve done. And do favours for the future you like you would for your best bro.’

Forgive yourself. ‘Maybe you got all the know-how, money, ability, strength and talent to do whatever is you wanna do. But lets say you still didn’t do it. Now you’re giving yourself shit for not doing what you need to, to be who you want to. Heads up champion, being disappointed in yourself causes you to be less productive. Tried your best to have a nonzero day yesterday and it failed? So what. I forgive you, previous self. I forgive you. But today? Today is a nonzero masterpiece to the best of my ability for future self. This one’s for you, future homes. Forgiveness man, use it. I forgive you. Say it out loud.’

Exercise and books. ‘Pretty standard advice but when you exercise daily you actually get smarter. When you exercise you get high from endorphins (thanks body). When you exercise you clear your mind. When you exercise you are doing your future self a huge favour. Exercise is a leg on a three legged stool. Feel me? As for books, almost every fucking thing we’ve all ever thought of, or felt, or gone through, or wanted, or wanted to know how to do, or whatever, has been figured out by someone else. Get some books.’ 

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

My friend linked this to me on reddit when I was feeling really down and it changed me. Excellent advice!

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not watching the VMAs and then logging onto tumblr

[sweetxamber89]

Hahah

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Hey, I'm from Australia and I've been given the opportunity to go live and study somewhere in Europe for a year. I've been with my boyfriend since I was 13 and he wants to come with me overseas. I love him more than anything and it's so sweet that he's willing to drop everything to come be with me over there. But I feel that because I've been with him so long, maybe this is something I should do by myself. But then again, I can't imagine being without him. What should I do?

oh my goodness that’s such a big thing, I have no idea what to even suggest but you should do whatever your heart tells you to do, your boyfriend must really love you to go over seas for you, so just remember that💖

[sweetxamber89]

I say go alone. You won't experience as much if you have him with you; it is so rewarding to travel on your own. He can visit!

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Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe

[stirfriedawesomesauce]

For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

Reblogging. Untreated STDs can kill you. And not just HIV. Shit like chlamydia can cause full blown sepsis.

[sweetxamber89]

You can also get tested for $200 or less no appointment needed and it takes 10 minutes. WWW.stdtestexpress.com. they accept some insurance and give discounts if they don't accept your insurance.

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follow me then send emojis for a blog rate 💸😇

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17 Graphs That Will Speak To You If You’re An Introvert

[sweetxamber89]

Customer: Why do you work here, sweetie? If you don't mind me asking, do you get along with your dad?

Me: Are you trying to find out if I have daddy issues?

Customer: Well, I mean--

Me: Do you have mommy issues? Is that why you're at the club right now because your mother never loved you so you have to find affection from strippers?

*gets up and walks straight back to the locker room*

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[sweetxamber89]

Public sex

I once sat on my ex bfs lap in front of a fireplace at a hotel loby full of people with an A line dress and no panties on. I grabbed his hand and slid it up my dress so he could feel me...I said let's have sex and just like that he was inside of me with a quick unzip of his pants and flick of the wrist lol. I always wonder if anyone noticed that we were doing it in front of them (extremely discreetly). Public sex is so fun.