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Hi everyone!

My name is Vanessa. Nice to meet everyone who’s new to my blog and happy to see everyone who’s been here before.

#introducing myself #intro post #about myself #my stuff #my moodboards #a dash of sweet vanilla ✧˚⋅#lets talk

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💥 What He Says During Fights Just to Shut You Up and Fluster You: Easy Company Edition

🗡️ Joe Liebgott

“God, you’re hot when you’re mad.”

Says it deadpan, like he’s annoyed about it. Like your rage is a personal inconvenience to his self-control.

You’re mid-rant, and now you’re just blinking and furious and blushing, trying to stutter up an answer.

Bonus: "Yeah yeah, keep yelling- I’m already planning the makeup sex.”

🐕 Bill Guarnere

“Y’know what? I’m gonna marry you.”

You’re yelling. He’s pacing. You say something cutting and he spins around and just drops it.

Smug grin. Total chaos. You may actually drop whatever you're holding and simply stare at him openly.

“There. Now what’re you gonna do about it, wife?”

He says it snarkily, but the hesitation that occurs right after showing just how much it'd mean to either of you.

He calls you “Mrs.” for the rest of the night just to get under your skin.

💥 Joe Toye

“Get over here and say it to my face, sweetheart.”

Said like a threat, but his voice drops a full octave and you know exactly what game he’s playing.

You freeze. He smirks.

“Thought so.”

Later pulls you in by the belt loop and murmurs,

“Still mad, or you done giving me ideas?”

💼 Dick Winters

“If we’re gonna keep fighting, the least you could do is do it with your legs around my waist.”

You go silent. He’s calm, arms crossed, knowing exactly what he just did. And knowing no one would believe you if you said he EVER said it.

Then: “Didn’t think so.”

He leaves the room without another word, but a slight (smirk???) on his face as he goes.

You take a full ten minutes to fan yourself off, and remain flustered for the rest of the decade.

🥃 Nixon

“Swear to God, if you keep talking like that I’m gonna marry you out of spite.”

You: “Excuse me?”

Him: “You heard me. Keep going. Let’s pick out china patterns while we’re at it.”

He winks. You throw a pillow at him. It’s foreplay now.

😐 Speirs

“You yelling at me turns me on. Just so you know.”

You were mid-tears, and now you’re wide-eyed and mortified.

He shrugs like it’s just a fact.

“Keep going. I can take it.”

You hate how fast your voice dies in your throat.

🕯️ Doc Roe

“You’re very cute when you’re trying to intimidate me.”

Said with a small smile and a look.

You throw your hands up. He steps closer.

“Say it again. I like it when your eyes get all stormy.”

You forgot what the fight was about. He didn’t. He just wins quietly.

📱 George Luz

“Say that again. Slower. Might have to record it for later.” You glare. He grins that shit-eating grin of his. You turn bright red.

“C’mon, yell at me like that again. Daddy likes it.”

You walk out of the room, trying not to give him the satisfaction of seeing you trying not to laugh. He follows you, smug, and absolutely not sorry.

🍺 Buck Compton

“You done? Or do I need to kiss you right now and shut you up?"

His tone = serious. His eyes = starving. HIs arms crossed.

You stammer. He steps closer, slowly growing amused.

“Didn’t think so.”

Fight over. Hormones winning.

📚 David Webster

“If you’re gonna keep psychoanalyzing me, do it while sitting in my lap.”

You short-circuit. He knows.

“What? You wanna fight and not be in my arms? Make it make sense.”

Later writes about the argument like a poem. You're ruined.

🪖 Johnny Martin

“You got one more smart thing to say or do I gotta kiss you to shut you up?”

Comes out low, cocky, half-serious, and fully feral.

You’re yelling, pacing, fuming.

And he leans against the wall like he’s watching his favorite movie

“Goddamn, you’re sexy when you’re mad at me.”

You glare openly. He’s laughing now.

The fight’s still unresolved, but you’re blushing too hard to finish it and need to go outside to cool off.

🎧 Floyd Talbert

You’re mid-rant. He’s leaning back in a chair, arms folded, grinning like the smug bastard he is.

“Seriously. Get louder. I’m two seconds from proposing again just for the drama.”

You: “Again??”

Him: “I practice when you’re not looking.”

🎣 Don Malarkey

“You’re yelling now, but I know damn well you love me.”

Soft but devastating. You’re in the middle of accusing him of not listening, and then he just smiles.

“Get it out, sweetheart. Then let me hold you.”

The quiet confidence makes your brain short-circuit.

#omg #my favorite so far #band of brothers #band of brothers imagine

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🤦 The Worst Pickup Lines They’ve Ever Used on You: Easy Company Boys

💥 Joe Toye “You Italian? ‘Cause I wanna put a ring on you and yell at you over pasta.” You: “That’s not even a pun.” Him: “Still worked.” (He’s right.)

🗡 Joe Liebgott “You allergic to dogs? ‘Cause I got a bone for you.” You: “…Liebgott.” Him: “I was going to say 'bone to pick with you' but you made it weird.”

🥃 Nixon “You make me want to get a joint bank account. That’s how hot you are.” You: “That’s disgusting.” Him: “So’s how in love I am.”

🥺 Babe Heffron “You ever think about how good we’d look in a photo booth? Just sayin’.” You: “Babe, are you flirting with me?” Him: “I’m trying really hard not to pass out, actually.”

📱 George Luz Leans in, full smirk, way too proud of this one: “Are you static? Because I feel you all over me.” You: “Get out.” Him: “Nope. Staying right here. You’re welcome.” Later says that’s the PG version. Refuses to elaborate.

🍺 Buck Compton “Are you coffee? Because you’re hot and keeping me up at night.” Says it like it’s nothing. You’re already red. He uses it again later and it still works. You hate him for it.

🧢 Frank Perconte “You allergic to bad boys? 'Cause I just lied to a cop about parking.” He says it with his whole chest. You stare. “That wasn’t even hot, Frank.” Him: “Then why are you smiling?” Damn it. You are.

🎧 Talbert “Wanna pretend we just met so I can hit on you again? I’ve got better lines now.” You: “You’re lying.” Him: “Correct. I have worse ones, and I wanna use all of them.”

🐕 Bill Guarnere “You free Friday night? Great: I already told my ma I was bringing someone hot to dinner.” You: “Are you asking me out?” Him: “I’m tellin’ you what’s already happening.”

💼 Winters “You know, if I weren’t already yours, I’d be panicking about how to impress you right now.” You: “You still panic sometimes.” Him: “…Yes.”

🪖 Johnny Martin “You’re the only person I’d ever share my fries with. That’s love.” You: “You don’t even let me have one.” Him: “Exactly. One day I will. Proposal incoming.”

#tab is too smooth #they all tried their best #but but but where is speirs?#band of brothers #band of brothers imagine

openmargined

Dating Easy Company in 2025 Would Be Like…

💼 Winters

You're dating the most competent man alive, which is both comforting and exhausting.

Brings you flowers, but they're always seasonal, hand-picked, and arranged by color palette. Almost irritatingly perfect.

Says “I’ll pick you up at 6” and actually shows up at 6.

Has never texted “lol” in his life. Doesn’t know what it stands for. Probably assumes it’s code.

Keeps a running list of your favorite meals in a tiny notebook he won’t admit exists.

Will never post you on social media. But everyone knows he's taken.

Pros: Chivalry. Boundaries.

Cons: Has absolutely said “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” and meant it.

🥃 Nixon

You thought you were just flirting with the guy at the bar who had sad eyes and good jokes. You were wrong. You’re in love.

Takes you on 2 a.m. walks and reads obscure history books in bed.

Sends texts like: “Thinking about you. Also the fall of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.”

Lets you wear his robe. You never give it back. He pretends to mind.

Pros: Thoughtful chaos. Witty with his wounds. Cons: Has 8 types of whiskey and only one functional emotion.

😐 Speirs

You didn’t choose to date him. You made extended eye contact and now you're in a relationship.

You basically left the door open and he never left.

Sends exactly one text per day to check in on you: “?” Somehow it means “I love you.”

Buys you a knife “for protection.”

Also carries one for you.

"Isn't this illegal to carry?" "Not unless you show it to the police."

Overprotective, but lowkey about it, unless someone pushes it. Then he's across the room in two seconds.

Once picked you up from work and stared down your boss.

Doesn’t talk much, but will say follow you anywhere like he’s ordering a coffee.

Accidentally-on-purpose sends you a thirst trap photo then denies ever trying to send it.

Pros: Loyalty like gravity. Deadpan devotion. Surprisingly great cook. Cons: Communicates in Morse code and murder energy.

🐶 Lipton

You mention a bad day once and he brings you snacks, your favourite blanket, and gently worded life advice.

Your parents adore him. Your friends think he’s made of sunlight.

Keeps a shared calendar and color-codes it on his tablet so your schedules are lined up.

Once bought you a plant and then felt guilty when it died.

Posts you constantly. “Look how beautiful my partner is" despite the boys teasing him about it and you begging him not to. Pros: Stability. Affection. Emotional fluency. Cons: Nothing. He is the benchmark. Marry him.

📱 Luz

Your relationship is 50% memes, 50% -"Are we being ironic or deeply in love?”

You start as friends; you accidentally hook up when you're laughing so hard you fall on top of each other.

Insists on “us” selfies where he makes faces and you try not to laugh.

The only one who knows how to use Snapchat.

Texts you at 2 a.m. with things like: “What if birds aren’t real but you are? 😳”

Actually deeply observant. Knows when you’re down and distracts you on purpose.

Took you on a date to IKEA and turned it into a fake domestic fantasy in one of the demonstration rooms and with a stuffed animal as a fake baby. You almost cried before he tossed the stuffed shark back into the bin and accidentally hit a child.

Led to a chase through the Ikea demonstration rooms and several "HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE" posters up around Ikea.

You now have to go to the Ikea two towns over in order to get anything because an overreactive parents wants to press charges.

Calls you “babe” and “General.” Both feel right.

Always fills up the car with gas. Pros: Chaos with a big heart. ADHD-coded love notes ("Officially diagnosed, bayyyybayyyyyy."), a rotating stock pile of increasingly more stupid and hilarious bumper stickers. Cons: You have no idea if he paid the electricity bill or not and you force him into automatic billing so you don't have a heart attack every month.

🐍 Toye

You’re dating a grumpy old soul in a 30-year-old body.

Will fight for you, with you, or instead of you. Pick your poison.

Acts annoyed when you kiss his cheek. Secretly lives for it.

Owns two hoodies. You steal both. He complains, but lets you keep them.

“I’m not soft,” he says, while tucking a blanket around you and kissing your forehead.

Pros: Ride or die. Secret cuddler. Will deck someone in your name.

Cons: Pretends Taylor Swift is overrated but knows all the words and has a favourite era ("Reputation, obviously.").

🦿 Guarnere

Calls you “babe,” “honey,” “doll,” and “sergeant,” all in one sentence.

Flirts like he’s in a black-and-white movie.

Picks you up and spins you around if you so much as smile.

Surprisingly romantic. Candlelit dinner in the garage with pizza? He delivered.

Definitely got into a physical altercation with someone who insulted you on Twitter.

Unironically loves mafia films.

1000 percent supports Luigi Mangione ("HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROUNDDDDD" "What about the murder?" "WHAT MURDAAAAH").

Pros: Energy. Heart. Loyalty.

Cons: Will 100% bring a speaker to the park and blast Sinatra. Lives for shitty Italian-American representation like your local community theatre's production of "Jersey Boys" where the Frankie Valli actor is ten times too old and can hardly hit the high notes.

🎧 Malarkey

The actual definition of a "dog boyfriend," but less of a "golden retriever" boyfriend and more of a springer spaniel.

Texts you “u up?” at 10 p.m. but it’s just to show you a playlist he made called “Songs That Remind Me of Ur Face" with a stupid smiley face attached.

Always down for a drive to nowhere with the windows down and sad music playing. Unironically loves Lana Del Rey.

Brings you snacks, coffee, and a rock he found that “looks kind of like a heart.”

Makes a full Spotify playlist for your first kiss. Shares it. Title: “holy crap i like you.”

Watches rom-coms and pretends it’s “for the memes.” He cries every time.

Favourite is "You've Got Mail."

Pros: Soft hands. Big hugs. Bigger feelings. Cons: Will make your entire relationship into a playlist and sob over it until you tell him to knock it off and force him to go on a "emotions walk."

💅 Perconte

You’ve never been exfoliated this emotionally in your life.

Shows his love by giving you a skincare routine and yelling if you don’t stick to it.

Buys matching water bottles. “Hydration is sexy, babe.”

Will literally throw down in Sephora if someone is rude to you.

Hates Sephora kids ("They always ruin the samples- no respect. Absolutely no respect.").

Ends up teaching the kids proper exfoliation after they mistake him for 28 and say "You look so good for your age."

Posts you on Instagram like: “Get yourself someone who makes your pores and heart glow.”

Surprises you with breakfast and a “face mask date.” He wears a stretchy headband. You fall harder.

Unironically loves Lululemon. Is more of a Lululemon Sephora girlie than any white girl you've ever met.

Pros: Skincare sugar daddy. Rides hard for you. Smells amazing.

Cons: Will judge your shampoo.

🥺 Babe Heffron

Human cinnamon roll. Cries if you look too pretty for too long.

Writes you little notes and leaves them in your bag like “You’re my favorite person.”

Nervous to hold your hand at first. Now does it constantly, like it’s oxygen. LOVES hand holding, even if it gets sweaty after a while and you have to shake your hand out.

Enjoys forehead kisses more than actual kisses.

Brings you flowers “just because.” Doesn’t realize you’re crying.

Asks if he can kiss you every single time. You say yes. Every single time.

Looks at you like you hung the moon. He means it.

Pros: Pure. Gentle. Hugs like home.

Cons: Cries during SPCA commercials.

🕯️ Doc Roe

Soft-spoken and emotionally confusing until one day he just… lays his soul at your feet. You die internally.

Carries your favourite snacks in his bag without telling you.

Touches your wrist to check your pulse like it’s a casual excuse to hold your hand. Your heart skips.

Won’t say “I love you” out loud for months, but he’ll pull you behind him when crossing the street.

ALWAYS walks on the outside near the cars.

One night he kisses you like he’s afraid the world might end. You realize he’s been in love with you since day one.

Pros: Quiet protector. Heals everything he touches.

Cons: Will not talk about his own feelings unless you really ask.

🗡️ Joe Liebgott

Says he doesn’t care about anything, but memorizes your coffee order by week two and brings it to your workplace.

Always swears when he compliments you — “Fuck- you look good."

Will snap at the world, but kiss you like he’s afraid you’ll disappear between blinks until you reassure him.

Calls you dumb affectionately. Tells you he’s the dumb one when your feelings get too quiet.

Acts like your hand in his is no big deal, but holds it like it’s keeping him here.

Gets loud with other people. Gets quiet with you.

You catch him staring at you during a dumb movie. He shrugs and says, “What? You’re the best part.”

One night, after a fight with another guy who was being rude to you, you hear him whisper, “I don’t know how to be good, but I do know how to love you.”

And he does.

Pros: Fierce loyalty. Cuts the world down to protect your peace. Would financially support you without even asking if you wanted to stay at home.

Cons: Will implode if you say the word “vulnerable” too directly.

#love this #Luz and Speirs are my favorite I think or I don’t know I like all of these #band of brothers #band of brothers imagine #band of brothers x reader

poetmayne

Bill Hoosier Smith - The Pacific

#what a man #what a beauty #bill hoosier smith #the man that you are #the pacific

harrisonforded

Motaversary Week 8: Free choice ↳ The character who stole my heart during the rewatch

#you did it again Jess #a masterpiece #absolutely stunning #love the fonts #the scenes and the colors are beautiful #love the black and whites in between #buck cleven #masters of the air #masters of the air edit

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no you have to contribute to your fandom if you don't want it to die. most fandoms die because people say 'it's so sad watching the fandom die when the hype dies' without doing anything about it. I'm not saying you have to push out 100k word slow-burn fic, I'm not saying you have to make fan art or gif sets or edits or anything. I'm just saying we as a community should contribute to our fandom if we don't want it to die, and by contributing, I'm talking about giving kudos, commenting on your favorite fics, reblogging your favorite art and just talking about your favorite characters. that's enough to keep a fandom alive. that's the most effective way to keep a fandom alive in my humble opinion.

fandoms die because people stop talking about it, fandoms die because people stop engaging with fan content once the hype is gone. what I'm saying is, mainstream media's hype may be gone, but our fandom can stay alive and thriving if us as a community don't let it die.

#saw that and thought it would be imported

ronandreams

album aesthetic: folklore (2020) by taylor swift

you knew it still hurts underneath my scars from when they pulled me apart, but what you did was just as dark

petitworld

Le jardin du musée Rodin, Biron Hotel, France

3z22j

@3z22j ig

bittersweet-poem

shakespearesdaughters

charlotte1253

Marvel Memes X Y/n (MasterList)

Avengers X Y/n / Bucky X Y/n

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Peter P, To Tony: Good. Thanks, Dad.

Y/N: You just called Tony dad. You just said "Thanks, Dad".

Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said "Thanks, man".

Tony: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?

Peter: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Clint: Hey! Show your father some respect.

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Steve: I need advice.

Bucky: With what?

Steve: With love. How did you know you were in love with Y/N?

Bucky:…

Bucky, in confused denial: I'm in love with Y/N?

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Nat: I hate to say, 'I told you so'-

Y/n: No, you don't. You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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Peter P: Hey, Miss Romanoff. I was wondering if we could talk? Like spider to spider.

Natasha: …

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Peter P: y/n, my favourite avenger… l'm begging you, please go see a doctor. Pretty please? For me?

Y/n: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound??

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Loki: Punch me in the face.

Y/N: Punch you in the face?

Loki: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Y/N: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you're speaking, but it's usually in subtext.

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Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Yelena: Not if they consent to it.

Nat: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Steve: YES?!?

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Bucky: Y/N fell asleep with their head in my lap and kissed my cheek when they woke up. They’re so cute, I wish they liked me.

Nat: (Looks into the camera like she's on The Office)

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Peter P: Nothing ever goes right.

Peter: Life is meaningless.

Wanda: The universe hates us and wishes nothing but misfortune to be brought down upon-

Y/N: Do you want me to make another cup of hot chocolate for you both?

Wanda, staring sadly at her empty cup: Yes please.

————————————————————————Tony: Peter, you cannot tell Bucky that Y/n is in love with him, okay?

Peter P: Oh, would you just trust me? I am not going to say a word to Bucky, I promise.

Tony: Okay, good.

(One Minute Later)

Peter: Y/N! Why have you not told Bucky you're in love with him yet?!?

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Y/N: Can I ask a dumb question?

Yelena: Better than anyone I know.

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Y/N: Nick Fury keeps forgetting which WiFi network to use.

Y/N: I changed it to ‘Fury use this one’ to help him out.

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Bucky: Are you okay?

Y/n: Short answer or long answer?

Bucky: Short.

Y/n: No.

Bucky: What about long?

Y/n: N0000000000000.

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Y/N, gesturing to the chaos around them: Why are you guys acting like this?

Wanda: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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Nat: Describe your ideal partner.

Y/N: Uh... 6 feet tall,short brown hair, brown eyes-

Nat: You're just describing Bucky, aren't you?

(With Steve and Bucky)

Steve: Describe your ideal-

Bucky: Y/n.

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Pepper: Peter! You gotta be more confident!

Y/N: Yeah! You gotta be yourself!

Peter P: PICK ONE! I CANT DO BOTH!

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Thor: (Throws open door)

Thor: So you two ARE having sex!

Y/N and Bucky: (Innocently lying around and playing a video game)

Bucky: We are? Y/N, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my controller down.

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Y/n: What's your greatest fear?

Peter P: Being forgotten.

Tony:…

Y/n: Damn that's deep.

Tony: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Y/n: I'm sorry I tried to kill you.

Yelena: It's fine, Y/N, but next time try harder.

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Y/n: Buck… rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Bucky: WHAT!?

Y/n: you in?

Bucky: Hell yeah

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Loki: How come you've been so nice to me lately?

Y/n: What do you mean?

Loki: You're just nicer than normal, and it's weird and it's freaking me out.

Y/n: Well, I can punch you in the face if you want.

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Y/n: Would u rather be blind or deaf?

Nat: deaf so i don't have to hear your crazy ideas.

Y/n: You just love seeing me thats why. I get it.

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Bucky: y/n and I are no longer friends.

Y/n: BUCKY! THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO ANNOUNCE WE'RE DATING!

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Y/n: I don't even flirt that much.

Tony: Oh really? (Stands up) Raise your hands if you thought you were dating Y/n before.

Nat: (raises hand)

Yelena: (raises hand)

Bruce: (raises hand)

Wanda: (raises hand)

Thor: (raises hand)

Pepper: (raises hand)

Tony, side eyeing violently: Pepper Potts, what was that?

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Loki: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Y/N: Would you prefer I use a brick?

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Y/n: Fury, there's something we need to tell you. Bucky and I are dating.

Fury: I've known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

Bucky: Years? We've only been dating for a month!

Fury: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!

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Y/n: Wanda! What did you do to Bucky?!

Wanda: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It's cute, huh?

Y/n: Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem. I don't need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick.

Bucky: They're right. I'm too hot, Wanda.

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Tony: we’re taking off, make sure all your small items are secured.

Bucky, slowly turning to Y/n: You secure, doll?

Y/n: I will murder you.

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Y/n: I don't know, this plan seems complicated.

Yelena: You once said that about an orange.

Y/n: They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don't.

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Y/n and Peter P: (accidentally set the kitchen on fire)

Y/n: We need an adult!

Peter: y/n, you are an adult!

Y/n: We need an adultier adult...Get Bruce!

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Y/n: Why is there blood everywhere?

Loki: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Y/n: (gasp) You stabbed someone?!

Loki: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Clint: I sleep with a knife.

Nat: I sleep with a gun under my bed.

Y/n: Both of you are pathetic.

Clint: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Agatha: A super soldier.

(Meanwhile Bucky is half asleep on the sofa, looking like a softie)

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Thor: You can't just stab anyone who doesn't agree with you!

Loki: Then what are knives for?!

Wanda: How about cooking?!

Loki: Why would you cook a knife?!

Thor:…

Y/n: Gotta say I'm with Loki on this one...

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Bucky: Is something burning?

Y/n: Just my love for you.

Bucky: Doll, I can clearly see that the toaster is on fire.

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Morgan: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Y/n: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Morgan: Oh okay you don't have to wear it.

Y/n: No, I'm gonna wear it forever now. Back off.

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Yelena: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?

Y/n: How?

(Steve, Bucky and Nat dying and wheezing)

Y/n 'still doesn't get it' Y/L/N: HOW??!

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Pepper: If you're going to give grapes to Morgan make sure to cut them in half

Y/n: (gasps) what!?

Tony: The grapes, not Morgan.

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Y/n: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very calm-

Ned: COME HELP!!! PETER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Y/n: (sighs and loads gun)

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Peter P: (smiling, laying in a hospital bed with like a shit ton of injuries from a fight)

Y/n, panicking: how the HELL are you smiling when you're so badly hurt?

Peter: (shrugs) my injuries aren't that bad. The doctor said the bleeding is internal, and isn't that where the blood's supposed to be?

Tony: Y/n please stop screaming- wait what!?

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Nat: do you remember much?

Peter P: No just the ambulance ride to the hospital

Steve: There was no ambulance, Y/n drove us here.

Peter: But I heard sirens??

Tony: Must be auditory hallucinations. Or something. who really knows-

Peter: It was you, wasn't it

Y/n: He got a little anxious...

Tony: Shut the fuck up.

Steve: Language!

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Peter: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Nat: Several traffic violations.

Bucky: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Y/n: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Wanda: Also, that's not our car.

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Bucky: Can I bribe you to get me water with a kiss?

Y/n: No because you'll still kiss me anyway.

Bucky, scrambling to get up: I'll do it! I want a kiss!

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Y/n: Morning Wanda!

Wanda: what's that beeping sound?

Y/n: Oh, um-I tried to cook everyone breakfast.

Wanda: But-

(Loud beep sound)

Y/n: Oh that's the oven!

Y/n, taking out the food: Wait, what? Why hasn't it cooked yet?...

Wanda:…

Wanda: Because that's not the oven, sweetie…

Wanda: That's the dishwasher.

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Bucky: doll, are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Y/n: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Bucky:…

Bucky: I see...

(later)

Bucky: (beating the snow with his hand) Give. Them. Their. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

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Tony: so when you two fight, they make you sleep on the couch?

Bucky: no, it's even worse. They sleep on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that they have to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.

Tony: (thinking) I have to make sure that Pepper never learns this.

(With Y/n and Pepper)

Y/n: I slept like a baby.

Pepper: (nodding) I see…

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Nat: So Bucky, are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?

Bucky: Bitch I'm a knife.

Y/n, walking in with a smirk: He's a little spoon.

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Bucky: Where did Y/n go yesterday?

Wanda: Fury decided they should go to see a therapist.

Bucky: Really? How did it go?

Nat: The therapist is now seeing a therapist so...

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Peter P: how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Tony: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Peter: ...

Peter: okay so Y/n, how do I-

Y/n: Brick.

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Bucky, down on one knee with an open box: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.

Y/n: Are you breaking up with me??

Bucky: IM PROPOSING WHY WOULD I HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT RING IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH YOU?!

Y/n: MAYBE IT WAS A BREAKUP RING!

Bucky: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKUP RING?!!

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