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[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

crittaslink

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

perception-filter

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

lokaror

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

orcboxer

what now?

lokaror

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

bardjulus

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

yuckiee

shittttyproblems

not today...

humans4vampires

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

loosened-seams

lobber try's fried ice cream

muppetshow2026

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?