Have you ever seen a dog and thought to yourself, āWhat the f#@k is that thing?ā Letās be real, we all have. Whether itās walking down the street, at the dog park, the vet, or roaming the wings of a local animal control facility, weāve all been there.
I take a bit of pride in my knowledge of dog breeds. From the early age of, like, when I could read, I poured over dog breed books like they were encyclopedias and bibles meshed beautifully into a single source of wisdom for all things dog-centric. Needless to say, Iām usually that weirdo who knows exactly what breed the strange dog at the park is. I canāt tell if my friends are impressed or embarrassed ā probably a mixture of both, honestly.
I do get stumped, however. ForĀ Dogās sake, folks, Iām not always perfect. Just most of the time. And for a little fun, I have decided to try and garner a bit of public interest and breed guessing skills, with a routine post entitled What the F#@k is That Dog?
For your inaugural edition of What the F#@k is That Dog?, I give you my very own pound puppy, Zelda.
Zelda is a nine month old brindle and white Bull Terrier mix. Iām giving yāall an easy one for the first go ā we know for a fact that Zeldaās mom is a purebred Bull Terrier (sheās white, deaf, and her name is Mia).
All we know about Zelda, and Mia, is that Mia was dumped while giving birth because she scratched a teenager in the home. Mia proceeded to have two puppies at the shelter, and when I found her and called Bull Terrier Rescue, we teamed up to get Mia and the pups out. Bull Terrier rescue took the family into foster care, and when Zelda was six weeks old, I brought her home to foster. The rest is historyā¦
So, hereās where you come in ā what the f#@k is Zelda? Comment with your thoughts and why you came to that conclusion.
Lastly, just because Zelda is mine and I want to add a little competitive element to the game, I will be ordering a DNA test and sending it in promptly. Iāll post the results when theyāre in to follow up!
Alright, guys, letās have some fun and judge the hell out of my dog (and I promise I wonāt get mad at any yucky breeds yāall suggest).
And because I have to say it, even though I shouldnātā¦ yes Iām aware the DNA tests are not 100% accurate. Itās FUN, yāall.
Mama Mia ready for adoption
Mia and the babies, the day we got them.
14 weeks old (our first Charleston trip!)
Four months old (first beach trip!)
Four months old (first beach trip!)
Nine months old (bad IG pic, best recent one I have).
Ā What the F#@k is That Dog?:Ā Zelda Have you ever seen a dog and thought to yourself, āWhat the f#@k is that thing?ā Letās be real, we all have.
